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siqlyprince: suguru: i dunno if this has been done before but here you go, all emoticons found here! send me some for tomorrows warm up !
bpdjanedoe: My English teacher: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments! :) Me: my what now
mentaljen: revscarecrow: mentaljen: id-rather-be-doodling: real quote from the stream Actually me. Why are you like this? STOP KINKSHAMING ME.
cyberpetty: me, unknowingly layin on my tv remote: oh fucc we got ghosts
foxnewsofficial: someone just sent me a message saying there’s an okcupid account catfishing with my selfies to find a sugar daddy but i had to tell them that’s actually really me
edenbarton: g-yro: hmu (hit me up) hmu inside (cant hit up)
pursuitofhapppinessss: ten-and-donna: dustbats: I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a potholehe said “to the left,”
joshpeck: my friend is in the hospital for pneumonia and she just texted me this
ronansgansey: ronansgansey: my sister texted me telling me that my dad didn’t want to go see magic mike with her because of all the naked men dancing and as an argument he asked my openly gay sister if she would enjoy sitting through a 2 hour movie
luhshawnay: god i wish that were me
thundaja: anthonii-chan: Black Friday is over and my manager slapped me with บ,000 reblog the money gamestop to get beat over the head with cash
Tá sujo ali óh, na sua barba. #traditionaltattoo #ink #tat2 #mybodymods #bomdia #me
i bet you thought you'd seen the last of me
smokeinyoureyes: “I was never young. This idea of fun: cars, girls, saturday night, bottle of wine… to me, these things are morbid. I was always attracted to people with the same problems as me. It doesn’t help when most of them are dead.” -
OH SHIT a 1 hour special?? Hell yeah sign me up!!
Getting “jiggy” lol…my new motto is on the shirt! Mad hate on the shorts from the un-fashion-forward bums at the bahhhh. Oh well, chix was on me, ha!
oh, aj. the 9 year old inside of me is getting such a girlboner. i think it’s the 69 tattoo….. :|
lush-delight:Gorgeous shot of Paris! Oh how I wish I was back there!
penis-hilton: imnotjailbait: please tell me this is a parody please tell me this is not a parody
oh my god love me please.
keatonpickles: honchcrow: Reasons why im a bad friend: • i get too attached • i will complain about all my problems to you • i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me • i need to be reassured periodically CONSTANTLY that
inkskinned: three years ago i was trapped in an awful relationship with a toxic person who blamed me for her drug addition. i had to break up over the phone because every other time i’d tried to break up in person, she had coerced me into staying.this
me-gustan-los-gatos-miau: iwannabebrave: manglioculiao: mi cruda realidad xD Oh wn, duermo mas profundo que en mi casa, en especial en química, llego a soñar weon, no se como no ronco…..después despierto con todo el banco marcado en la frente
Oh, por supuesto que me hirió verlos juntos, sabes? Pero esa fue la causa para darme cuenta que debía seguir con mi vida y ser feliz, de alguna manera debía demostrarte que llorar por ti nunca valió la pena.
This is pain, a wall of tears. And my tears are my truest friends. This, my heart, a dying sun. A flower fading to black. Oh God, why have you forsaken me?
wahzoo: This is pain, a wall of tears. And my tears are my truest friends. This, my heart, a dying sun. A flower fading to black. Oh God, why have you forsaken me?
imsoshive: me: what’s for dinner? her: *spreads her legs* me: so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
cute-fucking-girls: monstr0sities: can i get yo numbah gurl oh shit shes gonna kill me
-At work the other day, someone was dressed up in brilliant 10th Doctor cosplay-Me, to my coworker: Did you see? We just got visited by the DoctorCoworker: Oh. YepMe: What nerdsCoworker: HehMe: My peopleCoworker: Your what–
OH MON DIEU, ILS ONT TUÉ KENNY, BANDE D'ENFOIRÉS !!! #lol #chuv #copain #kenny #me
dipsetflag: Parents: HOORAY! You’re 21 now! Let’s go for your first drink! Me: OH BOY MY FIRST DRINK!!! CAN’T WAIT!!
oh but I just saw in my tags that doll person called me a ‘popular but oblivious blog’ lol thanks
Now please, kiss me. Or at least lie on top of me
coletureconcept: just-amazayn-me: twerkinswagg: I didn’t choose the thug life The thug life chose me do you think he’s seen this post yet maybe
blackberryshawty: *me lying to men* oh wow that’s so interesting
im still not over that cute bboy who told me i was a kawaii d.va ;-;i can still hear his voice echoing “you’re d.va too? you’re really kawaii”
mistrel-fox: this comic by moringmark gave me a horrible ideablame cherryviolets for actually making me draw and post this *hides face in hands*
write me a tbh (to be honest) in my inbox stating a thought you feel about me. start the sentence off with “tbh.”
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“There’s a wild wind blowing, Down the corner of my street Every night there the headlights are glowing Theres a cold war coming, On the readio I heard Baby it’s a violent world Oh love don’t let me go Won’t you take
oh-did-i-offend-you: kinkyprincesskittyslut: onlyytoservedaddy: Hugging him while his cock is in me is just my favorite thing. I don’t think I’ve ever done this… Those moments after the intensity, the fire. This is the smoldering, the kisses
iiterative:scarletjedi:iidigestive-readerii:ajoblotofjunk:Let’s do this. Instead of replying, though, send me an Ask. Yes, do it!!! you can ask me too! [id: a tweet reading “Reply with a fic premise that 100% sounds like the kind of thing I would
The gal delivering parcel 🥵🥵🥵 god damn her little smirk checking me out. Didn’t even mind her repeating my birth name like three times 🤐 just damn how can you be so beautiful 🥺🥺🥺
Oh how I wish I were cis and at least a real woman.
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liquidglue: me: are u ready for the test today friend: OH NO THE TEST friend: I FORGOT ABOUT THE TEST friend: I DIDNT EVEN STUDY OM G friend: IM GOING TO FAIL SO HARD friend: *gets 120%*
koalatea: 10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD.
colbucci: babydreamgirl: sophaldred: tokomon: i need feminism bc i love being pegged im the girlfriend i want to die this is me
leonarajourney: Alright, so, I read rhinocio‘s fanfic “Trouble: A Local’s Guide to Pseudo-Fusion and Storage Hideaways” and this part in particular intrigued me:“ Though their bodies could be formed as soft as they pleased, Sapphire had always
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goddessofidiocy: “not everything has to be gay” oh my god what tf are u watching where everything is gay. what is it. tell me
zifelline: I’m at a-kon! If you see me say hi! But wave really close in front of me and shout “Vidalia” because I can’t see anything without my glasses
oh-the-cleverness-0f-me: Ready Player One (2018)
swarnpert: me: *touches mysterious sticky spot* the voice of freddy’s mom from icarly echoing through my mind: wet and sticky is very icky. sticky and wet makes mommy upset
