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wenightmareyou:every queer girl has a story about a friend they had growing up thats like “okay so we didn’t date but she got turned into a succubus after a virgin sacrifice gone wrong and tried to seduce me, then when i rejected her she tried to
oh AZ, do me dirty baby<3
heartinseoul: HOW TO RESPOND TO “GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY” Unable to continue his argument, he proceeded by blocking me, and encouraging his wife to delete me on Facebook as well. For context for the starter pack, he drives a truck.P.S. It’s been
Oh hi
airbenderedacted: pumpkinpiepuppy: babypaintbrush: babypaintbrush: my mom just sent me this he’s famous Now this is quality entertainment im crying. if u don’t pay attention you dont even see the push he just ascends
foodffs: PORK GYOZA (POTSTICKERS) Really nice recipes. Every hour. Show me what you cooked!
floozys: *someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*
dihyya: mens-rights-activia: Job interviewer: can you multitask? Me: yes What I mean: OMG AOWAJRBCHANBRGR
buffyloveshersls: As promised, here are the sexy pics of my gorgeous hubby. I had fun trying out my new role. I also really liked playing peek a boo with the feather. Oh look, it’s me. We had some role reversal last night, and she snapped
whippingmen-women: Oh, William! You really screwed the pooch this time! Mistress said to give you the whipping of your life! I do believe that I will enjoy it! It’s me in Domme Space
an american opossum kemonomimi, fight me
thepinkbombfactory: “I Wish Someone Would Spoon Me The Way I Drew Will Spooning Hannibal” By Me.My compa @rrimu wanted some nice fluff spooning. GUYS CHECK OUT HER TUMBLR!!! HER ARTWORK IS LIKE BETTER THAN MINE AND IT IS THE STUFF TO SEE MAN!!!!!
oh my god I don’t think I’ve ever created a more accurate likeness of myself
minduiquitelikehope: If I told you where I’ve been would you still call me baby?And if I told you everything would you call me crazy?Cause baby I’m a D A R K S T A R part 1
vickiking: Sneak peek Oh yeah, after protesting forever, I got Instagram.. http://instagram.com/missvickiking Am I right in thinking this may/may not be me and KiffAlso everyone should follow Vicki she’s wonderful.
Oh look, here’s my new Instagram where I try extra hard not to get deleted… come back to me. ohvexxx
camdamage: Oh hey me and @vextape making out, a favorite activity 😚💕 Sammmme
OH MY GOD IT IS ME FLOP
I only wanted to do a short clip of me playing and singing “We are the Crystal Gems” I hope y’all like it! I decided to do the chorus of it btw! aha…Oh you might want to turn it down a little bit too. lol
Oh, it’s just me drawing Thom
jovishark: saw this tweet and i laughed so ask meme: tell me what my top 3 kinks are based on my art??
Oh, woe is me! To be transformed, transmogrified, shapeshifted, bewitched, and bemoaned! To be naught but a gourd!
meladoodle: everything we look at is distorted by the fact that the speed of light is finite. when you see me irl, i’m about 5 to 6 nano seconds away from your eyes. which means, when you look at me, you are seeing what i looked like 5 to 6 nanoseconds
Oh god, I just found this old price check topic on Euph forums which ended up in a fight. 8’D I didn’t do the fighting though, my guild leader got pissed off and started backing me up. 8’“’D"The high horse I mentioned,
blutetragen: “Stop. Please. I’m dying.” I ran deeperinto the bright black treeshappilyas she chased me: How lovely the little bits and pieces.The fingernails, the teeth. Eventhe bombed cathedralsbeing built inside of me. How sweetthe eye socket.
Oh word.
magsbanes: me: i’m gonna keep my opinionated mouth shut for once and stay out of it me, 20 seconds later:
funnytwittertweets:
hummingbirdprince: dollyriot: thecottonproject: open letter to all of my friends ‘sbeen a long shitty week Reblogging for the friends that follow me on my main tumblr. Also 500 notes wt actual f oh no this is good and really relatable good v
crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do
Oh Hi, it’s me.
Oh, it’s me.
amararama: Sayaka and Mami shotgunning beers in a bathtub. don’t you judge me or my IRL fanfiction
vengefulgreed: luckied: vengefulgreed: luckied: vengefulgreed: luckied: Makes perfect sense. I thought it would… Don’t make me blow smoke in your direction… It’ll make me sicker than what I am… And I care that it’ll make
Fuck it. I’m going to take a shower and may go to bed while the sun is still up. Haven’t eaten dinner. Haven’t really eaten anything today, really. Not real hungry and bored as shit. Oh well. Gonna drag the laptop upstairs to give me
moa810: Today is Glasses Day in Japan.Plus, I saw Kingsman yesterday and that door breaking mother reminded me of The Shining.That made me to do it.
orriculum: Boyfriend: *lighting romantic candles and spreading rose petals on the bed* Me: oh dang what spell are we gonna be doing
ieg:literally all of these r me. im wikipedia bf
bonersniper: I think this is the most “me” I’ve ever looked.
samvasnormandy: dirtysouf: reverseracism: Believe me when I say, I thought this was an Onion Article. somebody remind me who sam smith is the out of drag Adele tribute
notlostonanadventure: I may be sick as a dog, but that’s not going to stop me from cooking
pokemondaycares: ‘oh gross it’s dark chocolate i hate dark chocolate' good give it to me
oh bby talk dirty to me.
dylanoblrien: this video is me……………………so me………………
starexorcist: Help me gorillaprutt had dragged me back to Bara hell
The most ridiculous complaints that customers have made to me
zerolr: A/N: Don’t ask me why I write these things. The idea just randomly came me while I was trying to sleep and I laughed so hard to myself that I woke up my sister. Pairing: Levi/Mikasa Genre: Comedy Setting/Time: Modern Day/Autumn Living Together:
titaniachiru: fuku-shuu: titaniachiru: fuku-shuu: #I hate you mika #your tags are ruining me #but to have levi as the photographer #oh so many possibilities #levi would be stunned by her beauty #she’s so calm and focused #definitely a pro #and
mysliceofhell: pandicorn-e: wafflemasteroffandoms: daws0nanya: gay-youtubers: thearmada4231: Stories that Give Me Hope. Stories that make me cry I’m sobbing. what is this moisture coming from my eyes my eyeballs are leaking ???? The last
royalwrecker: Drift and Perceptor are laying together. Perceptor is behind Drift, spooning him. He cuddles his face into Drifts neck and takes a deep breath.“If you wake before me, Spike me until I wake up.” Drifts vents sputter and he looks up
zoner233: Tear me apart, baby, -TEaR -mE aPAr–t.
grilled-cockroach: YASSSSSSSSSSS finished! (⊙◞౪◟⊙)ง !!! perspective is very hard for me. ;u; I hope my skill getting better at it. lol please support me at https://www.patreon.com/beriuos
whitmoon: “ Flower for ya! ”Full CG Commission for @yerblues000Thank you for be my first Undertale commissioner! Thank you for commission me! It quite be a long time that I did CG commission. I really hope you like this one! She ask me about
poly-x: Drew a comic based on @classy-camerupt‘s Grillster fanfiction “You Lied To Me”. A short fanfiction that made me squeal like a maniac. texture : [x]
st0neymal0neyxo:Imma need someone (who’s not me) to make me cum
octopusheart: dendropsyche: sharped0: clientsfromhell: Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink. Me: What black pen? Client: The one that was lying on your tablet. Me: You threw out my 贶 Wacom pen? Client: I tried writing with it and
snickerdoots: we all need a little pick-me-up i deeply apologize for my recent inactivity, I’ve been dealing with a lot of personal stuff
gayfandomblog: bryankonietzko: Wikipedia tells me the finale was a year ago today. I hope it was a good year for everyone! It was a weird one for me—but ultimately a good one, I think—full of new challenges and adjustments, and plenty of decompressing
shotaqueenie: shotaqueenie: okay so my Grandparents gave me this naruto video game for christmas and i haven’t really played it at all, but my Dad freaking loves it i didn’t even know he was playing it until a while ago he came up to me and looked
cameoamalthea: santaurl: NOTHIN SAYS KINKY AND WILd like. A MICKEY MOUSE MASK “Ok your majesty, put the blind fold on me and call me Riku!"