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“Thank you for leaving that delicious cup of coffee for me this morning, sweetie! Do you want me to thank you properly now or later?â€Harrison gaped at his mother. The instructions had distinctively told him it would take 4-6 weeks for the drug to
He said he didn't want to lose my friendship and I told him to not talk to me ever again but truth is not talking to him is killing me.
do-this-to-me-please: Oh whatever.. Can’t come up with a good tease today.
“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?
allan5353: sluty-anal-wife: sluty-anal-wife: A friend wanted to watch me DP myself with my toys while he jerked off. I put on a nice show for him and had him take a pic for me to post on here. Hope you enjoy it ;) ;) I would love to watch that show
gwnne: my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date SWEETBEARDS LOOKIT
I just realized, I draw the weirdest eyes. They seem to keep looking at me no matter what angle I photograph them in.
//Oh. I guess I’m Ms. America. This is curious. LOL! I’m not particularly patriotic. I enjoy 4th of July, but that’s about it. xD Mebbe the world needs a Ms. Britannia or something of the sort. England needs some superheroes too!!! :D :D
//Oh! It’s Munday! I finally took a pic that doesn’t make me cringe. Totally helps that I remembered to style my hair today too. Sorry I’m so bedraggled lookin’! Work was 4 am to 11 am today. XD Gotta sling that coffee, yo.
oh yeah, look see, I am the featured model for this month. on the front page and everything. and over 100 members have now favourited me on godsgirls, how awesome is that!? I wrote a journal about it here to celebrate I am doing a little giveaway to
Oh guys, I’ve had the worst day but my new set went live on godsgirls today and so that cheers me up. All these model swop sets have been really fun so far if you want to check them out click here and join in the party. (there’s a special
rosalie takes nice pictures of me. livewithoutregretxx: One of the photos i took of Verity the other day after our oh hell shoot :)
short-and-stubborn-wins-the-race: Ask me anything I made another one don’t judge me
oh ok good because I had someone in mind that would've made me laff 8[
Took this in the lounge today.Loathe how my webcam makes me look super bright though. Oh well.
me-como-las-nubes: le-daremos-tiempo-al-tiempo: boulevardofsillydreams: conshesumadre, me lo encontre de nuevo… no puedo dejar de rebloguearlo:’c HERMOSO! Culiao rico.
yourtypicalfriendlyfangirl: Oh my freaking gosh I feel this way towards everyone The way I feel, is every time I say anything to anyone, I’m just giving them another reason to hate me, and whenever I call anyone Its like they just want to get
Oh Dear God this is making me so fucking wet the grabbing the rubbing that hard fucking cock god I am practically dripping //
Oh my god… Please fuck me like this
Oh my, like it a bit ruff…
Wow! I just reached over 1k followers, and I wanted to thank you all so very much for that. Thank you for liking my art and supporting me. It means a whole lot to me. It feels as if it was only yesterday when I decided to start drawing smut, and now so
Oh btw my Instagram has new link but its still there https://www.instagram.com/cristy_noir/ follow me for rawr :D ples? :o no :( okay =’(
Oh absolutely. I mindfuck and degrade you to become the perfect pervert
naamahdarling: cipheramnesia: deliriumcrow: femularity: rescue me @cipheramnesia soft gasp I literally clapped a hand to my chest and gasped.
egberts:is it just me or is every past naruto kid going through their naruto phase again?
Got a jolt this morning when I noticed my eyeless skull looking at me. Took me a bit before I realized one of the thumbdrives I’d stuck inside it was peeking out.
oh my goodness don’t you dare gomen me you glorious human /tuches your face
Oh Fly me to the moon Boy!
my-spinach-husband: Someone: Are you excited for ‘The Shape of Water’? Me:
Oh hello there. Long time no see.I can now be found only on @bbydelois posting average butt pics ✌
setharooni: “oh shit, im gunna cum!” me:
dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou: cozycryptidcorner: Documentary: And in five billion years, the sun will expand, devouring earth in fire- Seven-year-old me: Documentary: And in five years, the sun will expand, devouring earth in fire-Thirty-year-old
Oh GOD the glasses … He.. Looks.. I cant even… Asdfghjl ME GUSTA
Kitty kawaii is stressing me out like this one girl has a freaking amusement park right behind her bakery and like i can barely afford a fence right now the struggle is real
oh my god letting out the biggest breath EVER
altonym: Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great
avenging-hobbits: Hater: “Yo man, that ship is really problema–” Me:
futureresearcheralex: Thing #1 that frustrates me about ADHD/Executive Dysfunction advice: “Oh, you have a mental/neurological issue that makes it difficult for you to be organized, follow routines, stick with systems, maintain a schedule, do your
lindsayvanek: My latest piece: Our Blessed Rebel Queen, Carrie Fisher done in watercolour and ink. Carrie Fisher has always been a great inspiration to me. As someone who suffers from depression and anxiety, I wanted to create a piece to bring me and
rainaramsay: crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill
gibbarts:Borderline NSFW but also like? Idk please just help me In the beginning yoi was so hard for me to get into but. guess wHAT GUYS
dragon-hoard: I had a dream the other day where I was standing on this platform in a void and a giant sphinx was in front of me about to ask me a riddle and if I answered wrong it would kill me it asks “what is a human?” and in my dream my first
"Are you dating anyone," the assistant asked me. "Yes, obviously," I said with irritation as I analyzed the remaining radioactive carbon in the ancient corpse before me. I am an archeologist
yourpetmeowmeow: ravenhallow: inkmo: kaiami: hey look a new comic oh jesus christ that’s me. YEP Dammit, that’s me right now…in my PJs…ugh.
Me pregunto si alguna vez alguien me habrá visto en la calle y habrá pensado "oh que linda ella"
Oh, me, me, pick me!
egberts: am I overreacting or do I have a valid reason to feel the way I do: a novel by me
Oh when your friends are behind you and send funny shit to the group chat, @heyhayfay reminds me of when y’all would send them to the group chat when y’all saw me delivering around town 😂
me-debes-insomnios: tu-eres-tu-propio-limite: hatemebitxh: mi-vola: pan-con-menstruacion: pleasse-jusst-leave-me-alone: mocotumocoyo: gameis0ver: bretunken: COME ON!! dafjkñldsfjldskfdsl ihhhh :$ diosito que cochinos :’l OH SI lo mismo
Me being me tried chatting with everyone who matched me on Her. and well at least I tried
satans-knitwear:Outfit of the day 😎✨Treat me ~ Tip me
jupiteradepts: me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying? me receiving
kristenwiiggle: me: man i never cry. ever. im a stone cold bitch.dixie chicks: *sing traveling soldier*me:
majestic-peanut: Me: Wow! They’re kind of cute. Me @ me: And you a whole lotta ugly, keep it moving…
Me when I forget about tumblr for like 3 days and then REMEMBER(sophie-ta)hGSDLKFNDS
ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
