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thebadwolf: “I don’t age. I regenerate… You can spend the rest of your life with me, but I can’t spend the rest of mine with you. I have to live on, alone.”
oH FUCK AND I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT ASSASSIN’S CREED 29th i just let me die here
Oh, it’s worth mentioning that Graham hopped on a train, packed my things, and drove my car for me to get me to his house. So I’m officially not going to have to worry about being home until spring break. My winter break can begin now
Oh my God, reading the statement from one of the producers about it makes me even more pissed off. It basically reads “Yesssss, you see. Texting & Driving. BAD. People like Adam. GOOD. Let’s take him out with this bad thing.
oh drat I can’t figure out who sent me these
oh there was also the time I was trying to unlock my phone and I had gloves on, so I decided to try and unlock it with my tongue. It didn’t work.
roselastrider: i spilled water on my computer mouse earlier and now it’s freaking out and highlighting everything and dragging everything around and it would not let me put down that picture of richard nixon i had a fucking ghost richard nixon smiling
"oh my god, you're seriously going to pay college kids ฟ an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"
stumblingaphrodite:Am I the only one who writes fanfiction in their head when they’re trying to sleep? Someone understands me
magsbanes: me: i’m gonna keep my opinionated mouth shut for once and stay out of it me, 20 seconds later:
oh that reminds me I am probably going to be doing oodles of posting about transistor and how great it s, so if you don’t want to see it, “transistor” is a pretty good thing to blacklist like posthaste
gilderoythemouseprince: Can we talk about how in District 11 after Rue’s death, the entire district rioted. They burned and broke things. Everybody watching the movie loved it because they saw the unjust government for what it was. A little black girl
Oh, you know what “Escapism” kinda reminded me of? The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening. With the whole dream island adventure with the goal being to get off the island. The music for the Watermelon Stevens/Watermelon Island in general has always
Oh Hi, it’s me.
Fuck it. I’m going to take a shower and may go to bed while the sun is still up. Haven’t eaten dinner. Haven’t really eaten anything today, really. Not real hungry and bored as shit. Oh well. Gonna drag the laptop upstairs to give me
moa810: Today is Glasses Day in Japan.Plus, I saw Kingsman yesterday and that door breaking mother reminded me of The Shining.That made me to do it.
i just read the cutest fucking lesbian clearao fic and someonE PLEASE FUCKING END ME.
kawamamilosc: ok i redraw haruhi and tamaki from this old ass photoset i wouldn’t do that if people didn’t remind me about it and how horrible it was hahhuhhj
thoughtfultea: People become attractive over time as you get to know them. Someone who you once felt completely neutral towards can make your stomach do somersaults. It’s not that they were not good looking to begin with, it’s just that things happened
nuggetmorty: JUMPED ON THE WAGGON AND MADE AN EXPRESSION SHEET SO YKNOW SEND ME A FACE AND A CHARACTER OR TWO AND ILL DRAW IT YO
oh my god i’m horny 😩
oh yes uncle give it to me all of it
oh yes sir fuck my tight little slut hole fill it full of your hot spunk do it to me
oh yes fuck my arse like you do to my mom when you call over uncle i have heard you give it her good and hard i want the same slam it in me harder
grilled-cockroach: YASSSSSSSSSSS finished! (⊙◞౪◟⊙)ง !!! perspective is very hard for me. ;u; I hope my skill getting better at it. lol please support me at https://www.patreon.com/beriuos
curiousitydidmein: parallelpie: medbutt: i saw this on my dash and yeah What about this tho how much do you wanna bet he seriously considers it. eikuuhyo
eatherstar: scotchtapeofficial: sushinfood: themonsterghost: I wanted to take a stab at animating in Fire Alpaca! And… animating in general! This approach to animation is a first for me so it’s a bit of an experiment but it’s been fun to work
whitmoon: “ Flower for ya! ”Full CG Commission for @yerblues000Thank you for be my first Undertale commissioner! Thank you for commission me! It quite be a long time that I did CG commission. I really hope you like this one! She ask me about
cumfor-me: kinda want to make a girl straddle a few pillows, with a vibrator placed on her clit, and have her press against it, against the pillows, so it stays in place, and just as she’s about to cum, slide my strap inside her and start fucking her
texanredrose: friendbot: princessrobocop: raccoon-butts: wow i sure am thirsty for some apple beverage oh boy prices you can trust, products you can’t Graphic Design has gone so minimalistic it’s morphed into Uncanny Nondescript. My brain tells
Heading to see a play! Woohoo!
reynabcth: princessfailureee: grffindors: do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s
angrybagel: WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA
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autumnpug:meglansford:I’m so disgusted I can’t even think straight. Although it’s just a short snapchat video, this boy in the video is spreading his ex’s nudes in hopes that the suicidal girl will commit suicide because “it’ll be funny”.
tyleroakley: HE SIMPLY CAN’T HANDLE IT.
the-little-douche-bag: xkanyeinterruptedmex: my-chemical-homestuck: explosives-b: sozziesocks: She’s fourteen, and she already feels like shit for being born white and cis.Fuck tumblr. this makes me sad more than anything. The fact that people
newfoundfelinity: satanic-bitchuals: justfor-thismoment: “I’ve never been to war. I can’t have PTSD.” Yes, you can.“I’m not suicidal. I can’t have depression.” Yes, you can.“He’s never hit me. It can’t be abuse.” Yes, it can.Suffering
pettyrevenge: One time a guy who sat next to me in class called me a bitch and I’d heard him complaining about his white Nikes getting scuffed so I dropped my pen and when I bent down to pick it up I scribbled on his shoe.
420-247: chanted: I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself. wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
mochiismycat: When small characters are tough
I blocked you out of my mind
minxe: having responsibility when you’re already an anxious mess
cavumentum: So fusion was literally just meant to make weak gems into bigger, stronger gems. Well, explains why Jasper didn’t like it, I’d hate it too if three crimson toddlers could combine into a mega hell toddler and attack me with a decent chance
radichul: dearoldlove: Two months into our relationship you once asked me how much I loved you and I just said “From here”. You didn’t get it and you got mad and thought I was playing around. Breaking up after almost two years together, I sent
cummied: dansinginthestreet:jessandhersillyblog:“Big gay” who is the big gay boss battle
sovrinapparel: I’ve had a lot of people asking me about phone cases(after seeing my skunk ghost one), since there are so many variations of phones, and they are constantly changing it is kind of hard to keep up with technology in that way. And so,
alloverthegaf: alloverthegaf: It’s Murder time at college so everything’s chaos A few people have been asking so let me explain Murder’s a game my college does every year where everyone’s given a plastic knife with someone’s name on it. The
cynicallyindecisive: silentnefertiti: therealslayonce: nonchalantrebellion: Me as a mommy The baby in the swing is dancing too 😍 Me I could tell what song it was without turning the sound on. Beautiful
imthegirlwhowaited: spookyviper: Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”
uhrair: uhrair: my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it’s TERRIFYING. so far, he has: - grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall, whispering “do you see
oh wow!! Sit on my face. Don’t even be nice about it. Use me for your pleasure goddess. Be such a fucking bitch to me!
madelezabeth: this isn’t even funny. it’s just stupid. painfully stupid. :U also i just got a new computer and this is the first thing I draw with it like you literally cannot take me anywhere My 8 year old sister who was reading over my shoulder:
thegingerghost: So my friend Micah and I went to the Renaissance Fair today and had a fucking blast. So much fun. But guys. I wore that corset for 8 hours. It’s a legit tight-lacing corset. Micah spent 15 minutes just getting me laced into it. This
smokeinyoureyes: “I was never young. This idea of fun: cars, girls, saturday night, bottle of wine… to me, these things are morbid. I was always attracted to people with the same problems as me. It doesn’t help when most of them are dead.” -
vbros:vbros:Oh god dammit. Apparantly my harddrive hated all the venture bros eps I downloaded onto it, and not only deleted all of them but deleted ALL THE SAILOR MOON EPISODES I had on it too. I dug through websites for ages to get all the dubbed eps
ozeanflug: me in Ito Junji’s world. Thank you for the idea fangmich! I never read it but yes I liked his art style so I did it anyway LOL
oh, aj. the 9 year old inside of me is getting such a girlboner. i think it’s the 69 tattoo….. :|
it doesn’t even feel like friday… i should be out, not at home!! ): i can’t wait to be licensed!! O:< anyways, today i woke up at 8:26. WHAT THE HELL… michael was at my house then too! so i was like OH SHIT I GOTTA GO! so
saturday died in my arms last night. yesterday i had a feeling it would be that day. i just had a feeling. i have never watched something die before. he wouldn’t eat or drink and just wanted to snuggle, and as soon as he stopped breathing, his teeth
