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“Thank you for leaving that delicious cup of coffee for me this morning, sweetie! Do you want me to thank you properly now or later?â€Harrison gaped at his mother. The instructions had distinctively told him it would take 4-6 weeks for the drug to
froggyphevoli: To all of my SLO friends who think I’m invincible: Here you go. I’m not. It’s not that I never get sick, I just never get sick in SLO. My hometown hates me just as much as I hate it, I’m pretty sure. Also this is officially THE
Oh yes give me that doggy cock let it knot me and fill me with cum several times a day!
So I tried tying up my boobs for everyone but I don’t think it worked like I wanted it to. But oh well here they are!
oh yes master you can also post it on my facebook too. Or put a leash on me and make me walk around in public with my face all coverd in cum.
allan5353: sluty-anal-wife: sluty-anal-wife: A friend wanted to watch me DP myself with my toys while he jerked off. I put on a nice show for him and had him take a pic for me to post on here. Hope you enjoy it ;) ;) I would love to watch that show
Oh, this is just because it was a missed shot, but it makes me laugh.
Oh wow!! Her first reaction to the initial penetration!! AMAZING.
“Oh! C’mon, honey! You don’t have to feel guilty because you’ve just killed my son! It made me cum very hard, you know? And it’s a bit my fault too! I shouldn’t have asked you to keep on beating him up as he wasn’t moving anymore. Besides,
//Oh. I guess I’m Ms. America. This is curious. LOL! I’m not particularly patriotic. I enjoy 4th of July, but that’s about it. xD Mebbe the world needs a Ms. Britannia or something of the sort. England needs some superheroes too!!! :D :D
oh yeah, look see, I am the featured model for this month. on the front page and everything. and over 100 members have now favourited me on godsgirls, how awesome is that!? I wrote a journal about it here to celebrate I am doing a little giveaway to
short-and-stubborn-wins-the-race: Ask me anything I made another one don’t judge me
It’s divoon, oh it’s sereneIn the fountains pink champagneSomeone carving their devotionIn the heart shaped pool of fame.[Kiss them For Me - Siouxsie and the Banshees]
rumiberri: this counts as yesterday’s and today’s MadoHomu It’s an AU without magic… Edit: oops, well tell me if you can’t read it
It's raining .... it's raining.. oh god help me.
Oh my, like it a bit ruff…
oh it feels so good as he slides inside me, filling me
Oh god, baby, hurry up and fuck me. I’m so fucking horny thinking about how we agreed you won’t cum on this entire road trip. I’m sorry, I just can’t wait until the hotel. Now get that poor, denied cock out and drive it into me!
oh my god i can just say fuck it and draw however the fuck i want i have infinite power
crtter:Until like, a few months ago, I thought that coffee waking people up and making them jittery and nervous if they have too much of it was just a funny cartoon trope because no matter how much caffeine I had, it always only had a very mild effect
Me,minding my own business scrolling thru tumblr: Oh shit, yeah I had to go look up that thing it’s really important*A dumbass ‘Gimmie ya fackin MANEY’ vine post comes up*my ADHD Gremlin brain having a fucking FIELD DAY apparently : Hehe….wait
Got a jolt this morning when I noticed my eyeless skull looking at me. Took me a bit before I realized one of the thumbdrives I’d stuck inside it was peeking out.
A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…Me: Hi! I’m so glad I finally found a Yahoo! group for Nintendo fanart!Everyone: Welcome!Me: I like drawing pin-ups!Everyone: Oh dear lord Jesus what have you DONE you have SINNED video games were
me: *says she’s not gonna post a selfie*also me: *is about to post the ‘art vs artist’ meme”
Yesterday was the Killing Joke movie, today is the Wonder Woman trailerThe feels.And you still think that pushing Marvel is giving to Captain Marvel since 2014 can top this? This character who has been around for 75 years? give me a break.
Oh how my nipples crave your touch. Sometimes you give me a small secret pinch when we are out and about, and it drives me insane.
OH WAIT I FORGOT TO TALK ABOUT THE ACT.. Uh, it was decent i guess… ye
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Oh god, I can’t wait to have a man who’s excited to have kids with me… the breeding dirty talk he’ll do because he knows it turns me on so much… fuck. Where are you already
Me:*trying to hold my pee so I can wake up and wet tomorrow.. Realizes that I actually have to go super bad* Dad: where you going it’s only 12??.. Me: heh yeah but I’m just really tired so I’m gonna sleep night Me:*calmly goes
Me: Ho don’t do itBrain: *forgets the thing*Me: oH my GOD
Me: *logs onto youtueb* oh there is female csgo league, this looks awesome! Also me: *looks at comments* why :)
oh god this is so embarrassing listening to a recording of me singing, remembering that time I fucked up my own lyrics I sound both better and worse than I thought I would this is killing me
aiffe: selfless-gunman: REBLOG IF YOUR OTP IS GAY I need to prove my mom that it’s perfectly normal and common to ship two men (or women) OP, just show your mom this.
futureresearcheralex: Thing #1 that frustrates me about ADHD/Executive Dysfunction advice: “Oh, you have a mental/neurological issue that makes it difficult for you to be organized, follow routines, stick with systems, maintain a schedule, do your
airyairyaucontraire:I know I’ve bitched about this before butEveryone, apparently: It’s so great that now there’s a YouTube tutorial to teach you anything you want to do!Me: oh my god GIVE ME WRITTEN INSTRUCTIONS (with illustrations/even animated
seelcudoom:salamencerobot:the-cheesemonger13:roseverdict:the-turtleduck-pond:sapphicq:the-turtleduck-pond:sapphicq:the-turtleduck-pond:the-turtleduck-pond:anthonycrowley:anthonycrowleymoved:me, your friendly neighborhood villain apologist: zuko was never
Oh. It’s just you again.Why is it that every male at this event keeps trying to get my attention?My hair? My legs? My heels?You are all such a pathetic bunch. Maybe I should hold try outs later tonight to see which of you will serve me best.
heartinseoul: HOW TO RESPOND TO “GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY” Unable to continue his argument, he proceeded by blocking me, and encouraging his wife to delete me on Facebook as well. For context for the starter pack, he drives a truck.P.S. It’s been
69shadesofgray: WHY BLAZE IT WHEN YOU CAN GLAZE IT
sweetoothgirl: Candy Bar Pie
Guess it's KaiJug stuff now
inorheona: people: it may be a quarantine but at least content creators have more time to work on a lot of new stuff which we can enjoy now! content creators with depression:
classically-curvaceous: Hopefully this counts as leaving you something nice in your inbox to come home to. It sure does! I feel privileged to receive a submit from you!! :) Thank you very much I’m glad you like it. Oh, and just so everyone
buffyloveshersls: As promised, here are the sexy pics of my gorgeous hubby. I had fun trying out my new role. I also really liked playing peek a boo with the feather. Oh look, it’s me. We had some role reversal last night, and she snapped
Oh yea I made another nsfw blog for all things not H, but who’s kidding i’ll most likely post H there too. It’s still setting up and i’ll probably get back to making gifs once it’s all set up. Also sorry i haven’t posted in a shit long
“But Daddy, you said that if I got my driver’s license, you said you would give me money for anything I wanted!”“I didn’t know you were going to do… to do this, baby!”“Oh Daddy, I’ve wanted it for
padalickingood: oliviatheelf: This actually kind of scared me when I first saw it and it sank in. #i thought this was about the skeleton war again
facebookstaff:Me: hoe don’t do it Eyeliner: smears Me: oh my god
thepinkbombfactory: “I Wish Someone Would Spoon Me The Way I Drew Will Spooning Hannibal” By Me.My compa @rrimu wanted some nice fluff spooning. GUYS CHECK OUT HER TUMBLR!!! HER ARTWORK IS LIKE BETTER THAN MINE AND IT IS THE STUFF TO SEE MAN!!!!!
minduiquitelikehope: If I told you where I’ve been would you still call me baby?And if I told you everything would you call me crazy?Cause baby I’m a D A R K S T A R part 1
It's All an Illusion || with leatherandfangs
“Can I just say, traveling with you, I love it.” “Me too.”
cocotingo: music-cecilia-3: johanatis: theletterwsarseflap: my-endless-eternity: seyiku: Also MY LIFE Second to last one for me. My life right now Thats just like me Why does it hurt? Oh yeah, I know why.
wish me luck guys. two math finals, a presentation, and a project due tomorrow… well today…………………………………………. and i gotta run on an hour of sleep……………………………… jfmu.
karrmennn: thesnobbyartsyblog: karrmennn: clarknokent: thesnobbyartsyblog: thesnobbyartsyblog: That thumb in the butt and choking shit is basic. Who gon let me tie them up? Who gon let me put a Leash on they choker ? Who gon let me fuck they face
peppermintsdicks: me: “i love to draw! it’s such a fun, relaxing hobby!” me:
My step dad trying to set me up with a guy from his work: 23, GOOOD wage, 4 bedroom house close to your work, parents live in Perth, but you’re complete opposites. He’s trendy and goes out and stuff Me: oh yea trendy, social, not my type 🙄
inkskinned: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer
oh did I ever give my opinion on revue starlight the anime (so far) yet my opinion: it’s good and cute and the music is boppin and kuromaya has me by the neck rn and will NOT let go until their episode(s?) comes out that is all