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froggyphevoli: Got a new haircut today. Took me months to work up the courage to ask for this because I knew my parents would hate it. (They put up a massive fight, but then once they saw it on my head they thought it was cute.) Sorry about the flash.
Oh honey! You’re the best! Your father would never do this with me, you make me feel much better than that man! OHHH YESSS~ !! You fuck mommy so good! Give mommy all of it! Pour it all inside me! Give me it! Give me what I’ve been wanting for so many
Oh fuck, put it inside me…I need it inside me…
gwnne: my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date SWEETBEARDS LOOKIT
Oh how I would love to go to a gloryhole where a cock like that came through the whole I would suck it kiss it worship it. Then I would invite him into my booth to have his way with my asspussy. Man it makes me want to go try to find one now. im666cain:
Oh, your skin is so lovely, It moves me when you touch me I know that you got my back…It feels so safe when you hold me
homura-chu: aah haha madohomu honeymoon =//u//= if you’ve seen my madohomu wedding picture, then you’ll recognize some of the items on the bed. c:
julune-moon: Give Me a Taste - Oh Tahno!Voice. Y U make me neglect important paperwork? Hooray for my very first Tahno! So, I’m having trouble straying from NIN references. Not gonna fight it. I just stared at Tahno’s muscle and bone structure
Oh no, I don’t wear this lingerie for you, I wear it for me. It gives me real pleasure. Of course the pleasure is the fact that you can refuse me nothing when I’m wearing this and you are locked up. I need to go shopping tomorrow.
Wow! I just reached over 1k followers, and I wanted to thank you all so very much for that. Thank you for liking my art and supporting me. It means a whole lot to me. It feels as if it was only yesterday when I decided to start drawing smut, and now so
Oh! Apparently 2mblr wants to post FOR me! “I have now transferred this whole blog safely over to a new home at 2mblr.com You can view it all and Follow me there!” Not sure yet how much I’ll recommend it. Let’s see if how it
makotou-niijima: me: “that Pokemon looks cool”Some buttman: “sure, but it’s attack stat is shit and not to mention it’s ability makes it worthless. It’s move pool is so shallow, it can’t even learn good tms. Not to mention that it’s
Me: Cats are weird. Why do they want more food when their bowl still has some food in it?Also me: Oh sweet holy Jesus of fucking Nazareth my phone battery is at 65% and I’m three bus stops from home I won’t make it pray for me
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pillowpet-gay:Men with…. Men wi……. Men with lo……. Men with long hair…… Pretty…..
stealthboy: if youre too scared to drive because you are consumed with uncertainty and fear of what to do and youve convinced yourself that youll mess it up and seriously hurt or kill yourself or others and this leaves you dependent on other people and
altonym: Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great
theredscarfandthetitanboy: Okay so I said on my art blog that I was saving this to make my first post on my blog so here it is! I made it specifically for this blog and to use as the background. I worked on it very diligently and actually put forth some
Oh no, I don’t wear this lingerie for you, I wear it for me. It gives me real pleasure. Of course the pleasure is the fact that you can refuse me nothing when I’m wearing this and you are locked up. I need to go shopping tomorrow. |
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I only wanted to do a short clip of me playing and singing “We are the Crystal Gems” I hope y’all like it! I decided to do the chorus of it btw! aha…Oh you might want to turn it down a little bit too. lol
autisticsansa:largishcat:anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me #ah so when you’re not Catholic you think it’s telepaths lol
Three words: Finnish Hell’s Kitchen. Stupidest thing I’ve heard so far. “O LOOK WE HAS FINLAND’S OWN GORDON RAMSAY HERPADERP.” Oh look, it’s not the same thing, morons. Most likely it’ll just be a sad wannabe
tamagoviolin: AU another bad end: Ren: {Aoba, stay away from me…} Aoba:{No, Ren, It’s all right…} Ren:{I hurt you…I can not accompany in your side any mor…} Aoba:{NO… Ren…You are my Ren… It’s fine…} /////cries
thelifeofatubaplayer: german-shenanigans: sketchysounds: I want one! Oh look, Aperture Science is at it again! This is adorable but after how often I’ve placed portal that voice literally just makes me uncomfortable and scared because it usually
lumnie: chemisquid: dippersballoon: I saw an opportunity and I took it This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO. Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here
oh man I missed this so show much and I love it so much and just just I really missed it it’s great I love it I’m always so pumped when it finally comes back to me and reminds me why I love it so much it’s just greatI’ll wait to post my thoughts
vengefulgreed: luckied: vengefulgreed: luckied: vengefulgreed: luckied: Makes perfect sense. I thought it would… Don’t make me blow smoke in your direction… It’ll make me sicker than what I am… And I care that it’ll make
zsnes: me, with a new clay-tempered 軸 sword: *loudly but casually unsheathes it* my friend, clearly peanut butter and jealous: oh. thats nice. is that c- me: clay-tempered? yeah. it is.
bluelimsa: Sly Sei AU: Okay so someone told me about Sly Sei and I couldn’t stop thinking about it and ended up doodling up some designs and headcannons? Basically in this AU, Aoba never rescues Sei and eventually Sei loses all hope. Only once he
oh god bro harder fuck my pussy harder go on give it to me your cock is so big faster fuck it faster harder go on i am gonna cum oh yes fill me with your seed that,s it i am cumming dont stop oh yes
dumbfandomrambling: spoilers ahoy, I SPY HANGEEE!!!!!!
darkcorals: cresnoir: was talking to @coralus and i misread her word. make me got an idea of this. i change it to Drift hope you wouldn’t mind a little bit messy (´ڡ` ) OOOOOGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOOD PRIMUS/// Did you just made me a wonderful dinner
phantomreturn: It’s just another average day for scientist boyfriends to spend time at their usual dating spot.Sans may be hitting on Gaster all the time but it’s the other way round when it comes to taking initiative. Oh, silly me! How could one
shotaqueenie: shotaqueenie: okay so my Grandparents gave me this naruto video game for christmas and i haven’t really played it at all, but my Dad freaking loves it i didn’t even know he was playing it until a while ago he came up to me and looked
oh my god my night terror was so bad i almost screamed at the top of my lungs when Nick woke me up. I was fully within that nightmare and it was the most terrifying dream I’ve ever had. I was completely terrified until the second Nick shook me awake.
oh yeah today was also the day i got to rip a piece of signing off a display and shove it in a rude and shitty customer’s face to prove they were wrong BUT in a super classy and polite way *cough*“oh dear me if you say the sign on the display doesn’t
thesylverlining: hot-topic-trash-baby: I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me seriously. I alternate between “I want to be showered in diamonds because I deserve it” and “noOO OH MY GOD I CAN’T LET
earthmom: warxant: When you finally show her yo meat Plankton: It’s gorgeous. Oh great patty, take me, take me home daddy.
darksideoftheshroom: I AM GIVING AWAY THIS QUARTZ CLUSTER THAT I HAVE NURTURED FOR A FEW YEARS. I BELIEVE IT WILL END UP WHERE IT IS MEANT TO. IT HAS BROUGHT ME CLARITY AND I KNOW IT WILL CONTINUE TO DO THAT FOR WHOEVER IT ENDS UP WITH. ALL YOU HAVE
dragon-hoard: I had a dream the other day where I was standing on this platform in a void and a giant sphinx was in front of me about to ask me a riddle and if I answered wrong it would kill me it asks “what is a human?” and in my dream my first
Oh my god no my dad called oh god no he asked me if I even love at the house anymore and said he hasn’t seen me in a week and he couldn’t wait to see me again fuck this is messing with me so bad oh no someone help
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I always die laughing at this … totally me “ oo let’s make the fire bigger *makes it huge* oh shit too big! ” and then saying oh nothing when challenged 😂😂
oh darn, its a tumblr update, really? but a few people are telling me they still have the old page working for them :c I thought maybe we could change it oh wells, thank you guys <3 (p.s. I use Chrome and it still does it for me…)
lachrymosa: cravethapparel: Versailles, all sold out :) Credits to Logan! www.cravethapparel.com Who dat sexy boy? Oh it’s me 8)
chlo-mydia: chlo-mydia: Happy 15k followers. I’m horny. Oh it’s me on my dash hi.
perf-you: oh it’s me…
oh how fun. this dumb slut got a abrasion wound from the ring on the cage and it hurts like hell 😭I do not consent!Please give kiss 🥺 👉👈
dcgluttonhog: monkigainer: Oh it’s me :-) belly battle!
spritesplode reblogged this from you and added: yeah thats why john was like “uh no nvm lets not talk about you being daves mom” yeahh I mean when they do that it makes me feel like they should act like their parents when they’re actually
th3w0lfcub: Oh it’s me…
watched a LOT of the old avatar series today! I really like it a lot ;u; and I heard jen hale’s voice TWICE TWICE it was great
oh and heads up, replies dont seem to be working very well it looks like??so if you’d like to tell me something and want a response back it would be easier for me if you could drop me an ask instead for now! but if u leave replies just to leave me
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oliveoilorangejuice: have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think oh oh no
on-her-knees-to-please: handprints-and-honey: @on-her-knees-to-please being adorable. Oh! It’s me!
Oh no oh noooooooooo there’s a huge spider in my room, crap, no, I think he can sense my fear, he’s going to attack when I sleep, I don’t wanna try and capture it incase he goes for me. Help