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Oh, you have a dick, too!Now that really makes you somebody special: congratulations!Not even half the humans do have one and I fully understand that there’s no other choice than to proudly present in your avatar what makes you standing out so much.
Oh, Teddey, have you seen how hard and for how long he fucked me? Have you heard how he made me pant and moan with pleasure? Now that he has left I want you to cuddle me, but remember to never tell my hubby what we do when he isn’t at home.
gaymsr: i have cancer. it is a mass on the wall between my sinus and cerebrum. if it pushes into my brain, statistically, there is about zero chance of survival. i don’t accept that. there must be some people who have received treatment for this…..
#do we even have room for another dog? #what have you got against cats?
Oh, I have every intention of going out and about like this. We’re on vacation. Nobody around here knows us. Why does this bother you? You told me about your fantasies of having a slut girlfriend. So I’m going to fulfill that fantasy. I know you’re
Oh joy. I finally got the hang of digital art with my tablet, now I had to reinstall windows because I was having random “freezes” and all my tablet settings are absolutly gone. All my presets and buttons are gone. Fantastic.
Having the weirdest conversations with friends at 6 in the morning. Pigeon sex. And when they say pigeon my mind goes to Eli OH GOD.
pandanoi: That ridiculous cravat must have been handy sometimes.I have so many feels for these two (/w\ )
“Oh to have you with me, to have you here, not to be alone, but to be with you, my beauty, you of all souls! You.” ― Anne Rice, Pandora
ocheano: f4ke-ing: legitimism: Do you ever wonder how many people have loved you and never told you? Or have told you and never loved you. fuck
just-shower-thoughts: If you were born 1 year earlier/later, you would have had a completely different set of friends at school and as a result would probably have become a very different person.
oh gosh, I really hope someone tackles trans*!Eren within canon. I feel like if someone is comfy enough with the subject, there’s a lot to say about having the ability to transform into a titan while going through bouts of gender dysphoria, etc.
iceofwaterflock: Have you ever wanted to answer over 300 questions about your characters in a row? Now you can! Using questions from Charahub, OC Surveys and a bunch of miscellaneous ask memes, I have compiled a list of 338 (I added one) questions for
misstylersmith: Tentoo, to Rose: You have no idea how many inconvenient boners you have caused.
dropdeadesu: aragaki: i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand? nobody explain
oh, I actually had a dream with Chloe from We Bare Bears in it last night. I was back in college and the campus was made up of these really high platforms and the only way to get to them was to scale these really steep slopes and I was the only person
achievement-hunter: trblastoff: what Do you ever remember something from your childhood that was so surreal you think “no I had to have made that up no way something like that could have been real” and then years later you find that you didn’t
chubby-bunnies: Finally plucked up the courage to wear this dress after having it sat in my wardrobe for months. I always shy away from anything that isn’t black or baggy (dresses in general really) but I thought “sod it” and here we have it. If
ineffableboyfriends:Have this messy comic OTL. I could have finished this a lot earlier but I went on a trip~ :o
hopelessowls: Basically I just saw this and I have no self-control /runs away Read More
carlosmoya: If I have to be a mass murderer I would agree to it. I would have no choice but to beat someone until they were unrecognisable, but compared to the hell of being swallowed by the titans, I’d rather be in the hell where I can bleed alongside
herzspalter: larbestaaargh:soo, I went and updated my store with what meager non-nsfw works I have, feel free to check it out! ^^Larbesta on Society6 Look at these pretties!
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kongoupak: satizakito: ihatemylifecats: what-is-this-i-dont-even: lovrdlogic: kongoupak: lewd Please don’t do this ever again Why was this allowed to happen this is not the most explicit thing I have seen today… but close MY IMAGINATION!
chickpeasandthischick: dangerdonut: being bisexual and having different feelings when ur attracted to guys than when u are to girls is so hard to explain bc being attracted to a guy is like “ah” and being attracted to a girl is like “oo” but
spookypenguins: pizzaforpresident: uglyreckless: kwadi: kwadxploren: My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA. this is one of the best posts i have ever seen OH MY GOD I laugh every time I see this are the chair’s legs even facing
kittencat-dragonpants: mangowho: barrowmans: omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg I don’t have anything
azzandra: Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey
newfoundfelinity: satanic-bitchuals: justfor-thismoment: “I’ve never been to war. I can’t have PTSD.” Yes, you can.“I’m not suicidal. I can’t have depression.” Yes, you can.“He’s never hit me. It can’t be abuse.” Yes, it can.Suffering
kaijukat: have YOU ever wanted to bitch someone out but do it with cats and flowers? Well have I got the sticker set for you!
smallrevolutionary: misselaney: Natural Black Hair Tutorial!Usually Black hair is excluded in the hair tutorials which I have seen so I have gone through it in depth because it’s really not enough to tell someone simply, “Black hair is really curly,
just-shower-thoughts: If I have a daughter, I’d name her Lizard and then call her Liz, so then people would think her name was short for Elizabeth and she would have to explain that I called her Lizard.
pyreo: slumberprince: reblog the rock family for 100 years of good rock wait a second oh my god???? It was never a gag. Papyrus wasn’t kidding. Rocks are Sentient and alive and play games and have moustaches in this world sans FEED YOUR DAMN ROCK
ayellowbirds: nicolecieux: aegyo-shinee: This is cracking me up..why on earth did they delete his response in the movie!? hes so offended LOL UNMUTE THIS I feel like there must have been an intention to have a recurring gag about Han being deeply
darksideoftheshroom: I AM GIVING AWAY THIS QUARTZ CLUSTER THAT I HAVE NURTURED FOR A FEW YEARS. I BELIEVE IT WILL END UP WHERE IT IS MEANT TO. IT HAS BROUGHT ME CLARITY AND I KNOW IT WILL CONTINUE TO DO THAT FOR WHOEVER IT ENDS UP WITH. ALL YOU HAVE
tangarang: “This is really happening. its a goat! Why is there a goat?! Hi! Hey buddy! Are you a nice goat?? I dont have any food, goat…” *goat turns away* “OH MY GOD!!! THERES A FUCKING LLAMA! “ *llama gallops by* “WHAT IS GOING ON?!”
musiqchild007: thesewordsofhopeareyourstotake: pitynotawidow: this is my new favourite gif i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real still laughing about it 3 hours later Have you noticed her hair’s flying in the wrong direction?
myrobotlandlord: while pap is having soup trouble, sans is having dog trouble audio by @paper-mario-wiki
succeeding: 10knotes: Gabe Perez must have sapped it from him: HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
commanderfantasy: bootrear: friendlytroll: zooophagous: askgraphiteknight: themostemotionaldarkness: this was recommended for me today and is literally one of the best things i have seen in my entire life. he is so efficient and has so much passion,
feardubh: yesbecausereasons: [x] MISHA IS SO UTTERLY TERRIFIED OMG CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BAD IT WOULD HAVE TO BE FOR MISHA TO HAVE A MINI PANIC ATTACK LIKE THAT I MEAN PLEASE Are we not going to talk about Jared’s face in the second gif
Oh, to have 24 hours with Stoya…in a fantasy…oh where my mind goes. What a woman!
catinthedicebag:The roaring 20s have given us many great things, one of which is the peak of Art déco. These dice were inspired by this era and also by the MTG set “New Capenna”(Advertisement)
bendydicks: mothafickle: kisexy: do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life i am that friend
powmuthrfkr: you have no idea how much i love your art too OH MY GOSH……..hdsajkdhjasksdghaj I’m flustered like mad, you don’t even know. No shhh don’t leave *holds* This is absolutely amazing and I’m so flattered
I have seen things that you have only dreamed
grantyort:helenmarie95: piccogirl:better qualityI’m sorrysource [https://vimeo.com/119566197] This should never have been cut I think of everyone they had the most horrified faces and it would have been such a big change since they’re usually the
bbluejoseph: sepulchritude: Art is the biggest snitch ever man like have you ever read a fanfic and been like “Oh the author is working through some trauma here” Or when people rec songs/shows/fics and you suddenly know everything you need to know
ruushes: i may not have the 💸 💸 to watch good omens or the time to do a proper illustration but i DO have a great deal of nostalgia and a lot of this type of doodle on hidden layers on all my projectsthe Design Concept for crowley is ‘not
Oh dear lord I just realized that if I can't use the internet I will literally have no friends.
beautysnake: jen-iii: I fu ckin g cant stop imagining Ruby and Sapphire having a motorcycle with a side car omf g Sapphires the one driving and Ruby’s in the sidecar and they have fucking helmets and goggles and they just look like fuckin g dorksBut
I’m sorry, i have no idea how to send you stuffy like this correctly, I literally joined tumblr about an hour ago. This fic is just for you being so awesome jen-iii senpai! ______________________________________________________ Family of Love
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mistermercuryy:in my humble opinion, Benihime should have been allowed to go apeshit.I’ve lulled you all into a false sense of security; I’m actually an angst enthusiast and baby this is just the beginning
dl4draws:he’s having some me time…
littleolrabbit: daxterdd: Full Performance of Uptown Girl with the Dalton Warblers. Very, very charming performance. Okay, so I hate having to have the Warblers sing something while Quinn, Tina, and FUCKING RACHEL haven’t even gotten solos, but
barbalarga: when I saw this request I was like “oh ok I’ll just draw my favorite asari” turns out I have four of them
imagineyouricon: However many followers you have is how many kids you have with your icon.
sub-maureen: brainismeltymelty: sub-maureen: motorcyclle: borrasexuals: mairacomacentonoiplz: This is a headcanon I have. if Azula appeared in TLOK she would cause a big impact. Since Korra now is able to enter in the Avatar state and have access
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