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gapingdildos: gapingdildos: soonermagic1953: hornymetaleux: Oh la vache :o That would be fun to hold hand inside her cunt!! Hey! Is there anybody who wants to ruin my pussy? You can fist me or gape me! Click here! Do you want to stretch my cunt
edgegirls: Eliza: Hi there! Oh no, the men’s dressing room is over there, silly! Hey hey, don’t go yet. I want your opinion on this dress. Too slutty? Really, I look sexy? Awww thank you! Hey for being so nice to me, how about you stroke that bulge
lewdua: Girl: “Hey Alison, uhhhmm what are you doing?” Alison: “…mmm that’s it Nessie, suck my thick cock, mmmm!” Girl: “Oh Alison!? Wow, she’s… really big!” Alison: “Mmmm! That’s right Nessie, you make me sooo big! Ahh!! Fuck,
vidconblr: leslielumarie-art: Oh man oh man I can’t be the only person who fantasizes about meeting cute people at Vidcon right I mean thats normal and not creepy right? I mean Vidcon IS full of cute pple that have the same interests as me so…hey
orgasmictipsforgirls: “Oh, hello.” “Hey. It’s me…” “I can’t really talk right now… we’ve got people over… can we talk a bit later?” “Sure. It’s just, you said I should call if I, y’know…” “Oh. That?” “And, well,
hot-sexy-lingerie: Follow me hot sexy lingerie, erotic lingerie, sexy panties, sexy girls “hey, daddy.” *groan* “You know what that does to me.” *giggle* “Oh, alright. I’ll be up there to ‘tuck you in’
brothersisterfathermother: “Hey, Mom and Dad wanted me to tell you that - oh, shit!” “Ah, fuck, fuck, sorry, I’m sorry, you shouldn’t have seen that - ” “No, no, it’s fine, it’s, um, it’s fine. Totally fine. Dinner’s
hotwinger: sourbud1993: megustamemes: Bank teller laughing at robber. She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao “Hey, mom… yeah, I need you to pick me up… Huh?.. Oh. No, it didn’t go so well…. Yeah, they’re laughing at me again….
anch-ors: meowmarina: dawnocean: meowmarina: hey guys it’s my cat’s birthdayy c: IM THE CAT OH LOOK IT’S ME ON MY DASH c: so proud that i got this notes xoxo all thanks to me :~) marinas mah twin guys and if she want to eat her cat she will
i-am-a-fish: rocketbluetulip: i-am-a-fish: i-am-a-fish: i-am-a-fish: hey fellas im not a bot beep oh pardon me i /sneezed/ Haha, bless you. By the way, would you mind spelling these words for me? Sure thing! That says Type the two words: And
systlin: pochowek: systlin: pochowek: sherlock girl trying to hit on me: hey ;) i noticed the thin indentations calloused into your fingertips. you a bassist?me: that? oh thats from opening pistachios “Samuel Vimes distrusted the kind of person
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fleet-wing:phoenixfightersskyfort:vertex-the-pony:askjamestempest:hey this is lucid i just wanted to say that i am sorry if i was not speaking loudly during this video it was hard for me to make it. Oh god…. I can’t belive that happen to him. I wish
evilqueen1969: 1 minute before: “Hey. Why are you standing by yourself by this ladder?” “Mistress, my owner chained me here, Mistress.” “Oh my goodness. Why did she do that? What do you mean owner? Why did you call ME Mistress? And why did you
homosexualchronicles: senatorgana: today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried that i’d done something
checkers-dr: homosexualchronicles: senatorgana: today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried that
victuurionice: child-abuse-isnt-sexy: homosexualchronicles: senatorgana: today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time
flynnderella: ✨ Mikleo in all his glory ✨ or so… Hey, don’t blame me for the water, I gave up after a few hours of despair and now it looks like colourful, sparkly slime but oh well. Don’t tell me that doesn’t suit him e.e because it does.
clientsfromhell: I worked on a card set for a corporation. I sent a proof to the client, and he calls me about 10 minutes later.Client: Hey! I’ve received the proof, and I just want to let you know that you’re seriously the shit. You’re the shit.Me: Oh,
soilder9: lewdua: Girl: “Hey Alison, uhhhmm what are you doing?” Alison: “…mmm that’s it Nessie, suck my thick cock, mmmm!” Girl: “Oh Alison!? Wow, she’s… really big!” Alison: “Mmmm! That’s right Nessie, you make me sooo big!
incestutopia: toppestofallthekeks: “Hey bro, I got that outfit that you wanted me to get! So, do I look good or what?”“Wait, you did wh – oh, what the hell! Cait, I meant for you to get that for my girlfriend, not for yourself! She’s not gonna
inappropriate-shenanigans: “Hey – is that a picture of Jazz?”“Yeah, he left it with me his last visit.”“Hahaha! Who’s the nerd getting noogied?”“That’s me, Sideswipe.”“…oh. You uh, look good. Who’s the guy doing it?”“His
Stiles: Derek, hey! I didn’t know you were back in Beacon— Derek: You really like me? Stiles: Oh my God, please tell me you did not just hear that entire conversation with your freaky little super werewolf hearing.Derek: I heard it. Stiles: Oh
imadirtyslut: “Hey sis do you mind if I…what the fuck?” “Omg! Umm I can explain ahhh god” “Holy fuck that’s a lot of cum! Think you could do it over my tits next time?” “Oh god sis, yes! That’s what’s just made me cm now! You’ve
kaizen–85: me: why won’t anyone reach out? does no one love me or care that I’m in pain? I need to talk to someone about how I feel I am so miserable someone: hey are you okay? me: oh lol! yup I’m good! just making memes :-) haha!
rainypostkitty: lewdua: Girl: “Hey Alison, uhhhmm what are you doing?” Alison: “…mmm that’s it Nessie, suck my thick cock, mmmm!” Girl: “Oh Alison!? Wow, she’s… really big!” Alison: “Mmmm! That’s right Nessie, you make me sooo
child-abuse-isnt-sexy: homosexualchronicles: senatorgana: today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried
lewdua: Girl: “Hey Alison, uhhhmm what are you doing?”Alison: “…mmm that’s it Nessie, suck my thick cock, mmmm!”Girl: “Oh Alison!? Wow, she’s… really big!”Alison: “Mmmm! That’s right Nessie, you make me sooo big! Ahh!! Fuck, take
love-the-family: I use to let my brother massage my ass and finger my pussy in exchange for me borrowing his PS4.Hey, wait, that’s not my pussy.Oh my god! it is not his finger.I knew it was wrong, but I liked it so much that I did not stop playing
sagaltesfaye: my man: Hey u havent talked to me all day are you mad?me: *silence* I’m fine.my man: Oh that’s a relie-me: I just think its funny that *goes into in depth tirade about every single thing youve done wrong from 2010 till now for 20 minutes*
kitfisto: me at the weed store: hey uh i’m gonna need a lot of weed thanks. yeah my girlfriend smokes a lot of weed. haha yep you heard that right, i have a girlfriend, and she smokes weed. it’s pretty sweet. oh yeah and between you and me, she plays
hugealienpie: jewishtango: jewishtango: them: hey so what gender are youme: oh actually i… i lost my gender in a terrible accident. its very hard for me to talk abt them: hey so what gender are youme: ok so you know that feeling where u arent sure
alexturnerswife: when your parents turn a joke into a lecture Me: Hey dad when’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.Dad: Oh, your tooth hurts?Me: No, it’s a joke. Get it?Dad: Oh that’s right, you need to have your
sw4llow-me-wh0le: freakxwannaxbe: diathadevil said: devour them. all of them. this is how I usually deal with rude anons how’d you know? That last panel pushed me over the edge of “hey this is kinda cute” to “oh look I came”
cocobana3hunna: fuckmeharderr:cocobana3hunna: FWI this is me on your dick or on your pussy🌚🌚😋 Oh my god baby I want you to grind on my pussy like that 😩 ****FYI this is me on your dick or on your pussy🌚🌚😋 hey maybe even your
Fake dom on tumblr: Hey babyyyyMe: Don’t call me that. FD: Oh, a sub who tells me what to do?Me: Literally 90% FD: I see we’re not compatible, best of luck.🤣🤣🤣
chloweafterdark: tastemygayrainbow: I hate when i see really attractive lesbians when i’m out with my mom like hey look at my rainbow bracelet notice that please oh wow cool i have short hair too what’s that you like boobs? i have boobs LoVE ME
“Well, aren’t you a sexy-looking nerd?” said Mr. Crude. “Or maybe that should be a nerdy-looking sex pot.”“Either works for me as long as you follow that up with a ‘Hey, babe – I wanna fuck you!’“ replied Niece.“Oh, right…
zippo077: “ I saw you flirting with my boyfriend…you’re gonna pay for that!”“Oh? and what the fuck you gonna do about it? By the way, he was a really good lay…Hey! What the fuck are you doing? You’re tying me up?”“Oh you got that right…”“These
connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple: talkliterarysymbolismtome: #woah that arrow nearly hit me there #that was close #hey wait what #oh it’s ping #what’s he doing up there #oh wow he did the thing #there’s hope for him yet #wow that’s impressive
