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itsmrheartless:Hey sweetie, can you tell me again about when those mean guys at college used to bully you? I’m going to masturbate while you talk. Oh, and don’t skip the bits about them fucking your girlfriend in front of you, it normally pushes me
Hey so now the yearbooks are out and I need to leave my mark so that everyone will remember me! I’m that one dude who is obsessed and that’s all he draws, even though it seems like he could do better than cartoon ponies. Oh and I think
jockmesmerizer: “Hey man, found one more. Must a blown away.”“Blown… eh, sorry, zoned out for a second. Thanks a lot! But how did you find me?”“It’s on the antelope ya meathead!”“Oh yeah, that’s right. … Wait, no it’s not. I’m
brothersisterfathermother: “Hey, Mom and Dad wanted me to tell you that - oh, shit!” “Ah, fuck, fuck, sorry, I’m sorry, you shouldn’t have seen that - ” “No, no, it’s fine, it’s, um, it’s fine. Totally fine. Dinner’s
graybeards: “Oh,” I exhaled at the sight of the open fridge and the buck naked man digging through it, “Hey.”Nick peered around the door at me, glanced down at his big, soft cock, and grinned as he said, “Hey.”“I didn’t think anyone
I thought I told you no video games until your homework was done. Hey buddy, up here. Look at me when I’m talking to you. No, look at my face, my eyes. Oh my god! Do you have an erection? It’s getting bigger! Ok, son. That’s it. Up to
Hey, roadie! Yeah, you! Come over here and rub my shoulders. I’m tense for the show.Mmm, that feels nice. Oh yes, I know all about it. You’re the one with the whole orgasm denial fetish. I know about your girlfriend back home. Tell me, is
Hey Mr. Quentin. Just finishing up washing your car.What? You asked me to do this. Remember, once a week, I wash your car and you give me บ. Hiring the neighbor’s daughter.Oh, the clothes. Yes, I talked to your wife. She said if it was hot out, I
Hey guys!I have some fabulous news for you. Matthew and Erika of Oh Joy Sex Toy asked me to do a guest comic for their website! It will be a five page original short. It won’t feature any of the familiar characters from the Elsewhere comics, but they’ll
This drawing brought me problems and the sketches are not very goodI’m going to translate u : oh gosh shit alphys I’m getting me hot ,as I would like to be ice cream determination A : hey that’s mine U : ngahh now it’s mine Give me a little ,
delidah: Hey guys!I have some fabulous news for you. Matthew and Erika of Oh Joy Sex Toy asked me to do a guest comic for their website! It will be a five page original short. It won’t feature any of the familiar characters from the Elsewhere comics,
lewdua: Hey there lewdies <3Karen has needs too! Don’t ask me why I draw so many shower scenes these days :p, I always thought it was a perfect place for lewds… I hope you like the little story.Oh, also, cum-flation! Yes, … now I like it. Depends
xtec: Me: hey how’s it going My Australian friend: ??????? Me: oh sorry Me: noʎ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ ʎǝɥ Them: ohhhhhhh LOL the spiders are coming and I only have minutes left @chinchilla-fabrication-unit
shaxbutt: ….Huh. Didn’t expect THIS chip to come up so soon. Let’s see, who to draft for it…. Oh! Pit! Pit? Come over here, got a project for you! “Hey, Shax! Wow, you have a chip in this thing for me? I was starting to think it
Me: Hey dad, what’s today? It’s Friday right..? Dad: Yeah, and then tomorrow is Thursday. Me: Wait what?! Tomorrow’s Saturday! Dad: Oh, hahahaha. I thought that after all that shopping you lost your mind.
xtec: Me: hey how’s it going My Australian friend: ??????? Me: oh sorry Me: noʎ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ ʎǝɥ Them: ohhhhhhh LOL the spiders are coming and I only have minutes left
furrypost-generator: me on a date: so hey babe what’s your fursonadate: oh it’s actually … a fox hehehe…me: *hiding all of my valuables* wow nice :) amazing :) beautiful :)
rum-locker: Good morning~~ btw there will be another update for this, so keep an eye :) oh and hey, if you like what you see and want to support me, you can buy me a “coffee” (it’s a cute tip-jar) so i can keep drawing art and share it with you
rum-locker: Providing you the guilty pleasure. By yours truly. oh and hey, if you like what you see and want to support me, you can buy me a “coffee” (it’s a cute tip-jar) to unlock alt version perhaps :> https://ko-fi.com/rumlockerart
nymeriarahl: They keep on trying to split us up, but they never ever will.
lilacdragoness: auwa: foxmccloud: can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this oh my god i remember this it was brilliant Oh my God please tell me this guy was just trolling. hey rossy
fleet-wing:phoenixfightersskyfort:vertex-the-pony:askjamestempest:hey this is lucid i just wanted to say that i am sorry if i was not speaking loudly during this video it was hard for me to make it. Oh god…. I can’t belive that happen to him. I wish
condesces replied to your post “A kyubey cosplayer asked me “Hey, how’s your dad doing?” Today which…” OH MY GOD It was so much better than the usual banter which is them going “Contract?” and me going, “Uh, I already
leolaroot:leolaroot:hey man thanks for inviting me over by the way. oh wow your house has a lot of chintz. yeah this place is just full of the stuff. hey can I keep it real with you?
hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do i installed a camera in your room i’m watching you Oh it’s what you do to me
connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple: talkliterarysymbolismtome: #woah that arrow nearly hit me there #that was close #hey wait what #oh it’s ping #what’s he doing up there #oh wow he did the thing #there’s hope for him yet #wow that’s impressive
flynnderella: ✨ Mikleo in all his glory ✨ or so… Hey, don’t blame me for the water, I gave up after a few hours of despair and now it looks like colourful, sparkly slime but oh well. Don’t tell me that doesn’t suit him e.e because it does.
hplessflirt: sillytxash7: hplessflirt: Yum!! Hey quietcharms, wanna share? ~K would it be to much to ask for u to put some on me and lick it off Uhmmm…no, that would be delicious I’m sure ;) ~K oh my god do i ever! YUM!
maihorre: quietcharms: oh i’ll do it The switch in me enjoys this…. hey look it’s me
Stiles: Derek, hey! I didn’t know you were back in Beacon— Derek: You really like me? Stiles: Oh my God, please tell me you did not just hear that entire conversation with your freaky little super werewolf hearing.Derek: I heard it. Stiles: Oh
rum-locker: Good morning~~btw there will be another update for this, so keep an eye :) oh and hey, if you like what you see and want to support me, you can buy me a “coffee” (it’s a cute tip-jar) so i can keep drawing art and share it with you
rum-locker: Providing you the guilty pleasure. By yours truly. oh and hey, if you like what you see and want to support me, you can buy me a “coffee” (it’s a cute tip-jar) to unlock alt version perhaps :>https://ko-fi.com/rumlockerartthank
momandsoninsest: Me: Hey mom how was yoga? Mom: It was good, but I didn’t learn to much… Me: Oh well I could teach you a few things of your want me to? Mom: What kind of poses are they? Me: Oh you know… The ones where you bend over take down
love-the-family: I use to let my brother massage my ass and finger my pussy in exchange for me borrowing his PS4.Hey, wait, that’s not my pussy.Oh my god! it is not his finger.I knew it was wrong, but I liked it so much that I did not stop playing
garpusstuff: violetimpudence: hkirkh: Toddler was asked to feed the cat I don’t know why this amused me so much. Maybe it’s how utterly unimpressed the cat is. “Oh, ha ha, very funny, humans.” Cat’s looking at it like “Hey tiny human?
momsloverboy: momandsoninsest: Me: Hey mom how was yoga? Mom: It was good, but I didn’t learn to much… Me: Oh well I could teach you a few things of your want me to? Mom: What kind of poses are they? Me: Oh you know… The ones where you bend
oh-my-fancan: accio-shitpost: fred: hey do you know anyone who can teach me how to play the trumpet ron: why fred: i wanna wander around the dungeons and annoy the slytherins harry: technically you don’t actually need to know how to play it for that
silverhawk: my date: hey im kinda hungry, u got anything for me to eat???? :))) me: oh sure :))) me: [walks over to my fridge and opens it] me: the blue ones are my favorite u can have as many orange and purple ones as you want
lovethefamly: Hey Mom! No it’s fine, just take the time you need! We just AAAAHH! hm? Oh it was only John who gives me a foot massage! Yeah, he behaves, no bullying the little sister today! He is AAHHMM, oh my god! Oh no no worries, he’s
graybeards: “Oh,” I exhaled at the sight of the open fridge and the buck naked man digging through it, “Hey.” Nick peered around the door at me, glanced down at his big, soft cock, and grinned as he said, “Hey.” “I didn’t think anyone
Straight up, now tell me do you really wanna love me forever? oh oh ooooooh,Or is it just a hit and run?Straight up, I tell you I just really wanna cut when we’re together Hey heyyy, we got a good thing,Don’t know if imma see you again, see
zippo077: “ I saw you flirting with my boyfriend…you’re gonna pay for that!”“Oh? and what the fuck you gonna do about it? By the way, he was a really good lay…Hey! What the fuck are you doing? You’re tying me up?”“Oh you got that right…”“These
the-porn-stories: “Hey Jonathan! Just changing in here before we get out to the pool - ” “Oh, uh, sorry then Ms. Sanders, I’ll leave you to it -” “Oh, no, don’t worry about it! In fact, can you help me get out of these
incexxx: “Oh my god, auntie, you’re making me cum… again… a-a-ah!- Oh yes, I’m cumming too dear, oh yes, give it all to me, fill me up!- Oh god, this is amazing… hey… auntie, I think I’m gonna need a little break now.- A-ah, no
gesturetothepublic: w4overpaguer: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww In reality it was: Hey, I’m gonna lie here, the ice is melting Oh look, a thing to save me, CLIMB WAIT NO, I CAN’T CLIMB IT Dammit I failed! Don’t leave me…
soulescaper: Hey you two!I used this photo of Luna as a reference to make a little drawing. Figured I’d share it! oh my god!! i’m so flattered with this, it means a lot to me that someone liked my picture enough to draw it. I absolutely love it!!
benepla: adventure time: (awakes at 2 am to their phone ringing) hello?me: hey adventure timeadventure time: wh–it’s 2 in the morning, are you ok?me: oh, i’m fine…(sips on something)adventure time: are you drunk?me: i was just thinking about
denialcaps: Hey, check out the outfit they have me in for that scene!What? Why’s it upset you? I thought you said you were ok with me doing a nude scene.Oh, I see. Yeah, I guess you’re right. When I told you about it, I made it seem like it was this
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![silverhawk: my date: hey im kinda hungry, u got anything for me to eat???? :))) me: oh sure :))) me: [walks over to my fridge and opens it] me: the blue ones are my favorite u can have as many orange and purple ones as you want](https://64.media.tumblr.com/1e3dd342435ad1eb30b8172053f850d8/7bb1abf386603661-f2/s512x512u_c1/eba5c188f279bf8d446acfd9ddca95fb58cdbccc.png)
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