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dumbbro: Bbro: Hey there dumbass, how you feeling?Me: Wat the fuk dude, I ain’t no dumbass. Fuk I got two fucking uh umm I went to college.Bbro: Oh yeah lil bro? Tell me about what you learne in schoolMe: Uhhh ummmm, damn Im horny broBbro: Those suppleme
itsmrheartless:Hey sweetie, can you tell me again about when those mean guys at college used to bully you? I’m going to masturbate while you talk. Oh, and don’t skip the bits about them fucking your girlfriend in front of you, it normally pushes me
Hey there, you little cum slurping sissy boy! That’s right, your girlfriend told me all about your dirty little hobby… Oh, you thought she didn’t know?She showed me the container of cum you tried to hide in the freezer. I can’t believe
edgegirls: Eliza: Hi there! Oh no, the men’s dressing room is over there, silly! Hey hey, don’t go yet. I want your opinion on this dress. Too slutty? Really, I look sexy? Awww thank you! Hey for being so nice to me, how about you stroke that bulge
soubriquetrouge: Hey how ya doin oh I see you’re busy about to take a cock up the butt well then we’ll talk later. Lines/shading by LM, Colors by me. Original is here
vidconblr: leslielumarie-art: Oh man oh man I can’t be the only person who fantasizes about meeting cute people at Vidcon right I mean thats normal and not creepy right? I mean Vidcon IS full of cute pple that have the same interests as me so…hey
jessiderps: jolenebrody: connerjay: Um um oh my…Hey @DatKitteh this really makes me think about you for some reason. ;) O_O I really need to get a decent strapon.
“Oh My God, Sis, you weren’t kidding. He’s looks so good naked!” “Yeah, and it’s all for us!” “Mmmmm. Hey, Frank, how’d you like to fuck your Auntie? Your mom’s been telling me all about you
Hey, roadie! Yeah, you! Come over here and rub my shoulders. I’m tense for the show.Mmm, that feels nice. Oh yes, I know all about it. You’re the one with the whole orgasm denial fetish. I know about your girlfriend back home. Tell me, is
Hey, check out the outfit they have me in for that scene!What? Why’s it upset you? I thought you said you were ok with me doing a nude scene.Oh, I see. Yeah, I guess you’re right. When I told you about it, I made it seem like it was this sweet, classy
bursting-with-colors: maverickhunterx2: moringmark: Oh Mabel, give the kid a break! He could have been dreaming about worse… (Hey, look! Wendy in a bikini! And at night!) Is it just me who noticed that the lumberjack isn’t wearing pants?
gayincestfantasy: “Hey dad, you promised you’d fuck me before bed!” “Oh sorry son… I’ve been very busy with work. How about I blow you instead?” “Ok, but you owe me a fuck in the morning!” “No problem, son!”
Gdjdkdksnwnbdrjkggk gahhh so im really lit with my mom and just not sober and my dad called to me be like “Hey call this food place and order food”…And I have anxiety already about that and being not in the right mind I was like didnfkd oh
clientsfromhell: I worked on a card set for a corporation. I sent a proof to the client, and he calls me about 10 minutes later.Client: Hey! I’ve received the proof, and I just want to let you know that you’re seriously the shit. You’re the shit.Me: Oh,
thekegz: hesitantgrownup: While thekegz is adorable in every single picture he takes, I’m not sure how he feels about this one floating around without being linked to his name. Oh hey it’s me again! Doesn’t matter that much but you’re still
naughtybigbrother:“You better not tell Dad about this?” “Hey, how many loads have you pumped in me? I havent told yet… oh fuck, work my pussy!!!”
aprilsludgate: Do women come on to you? Oh, yeah. I don’t mind. I know I have an androgynous thing going on, and there’s something masculine about my energy. Girls are into me — that’s no secret. Hey, I’m into them too. I fall in love with
dacub: Oh… Hey.. Thnx @frodizzlecub for reminding me about #tummytuesday. .. Here tis
saga-city: Oh hey, I found some of my old artistic nudes. I really like this picture. To me, there’s something calming about being naked. I find that the more often I’m naked, the more comfortable I am in my own skin. Here’s to not being ashamed
kaizen–85: me: why won’t anyone reach out? does no one love me or care that I’m in pain? I need to talk to someone about how I feel I am so miserable someone: hey are you okay? me: oh lol! yup I’m good! just making memes :-) haha!
ectinix: (Oh hey, I made a thing about a topic that’s important to me.) “PRIVILEGE is when you think that something is not a problem because it’s not a problem for you personally.” I feel like nowadays many people who say/do racist things (not
kristenwiiggle: anyone: hey im listening to this new podcast its great!me: oh nice, whats it about!?anyone: its a great perspective on the current political cli-
herdirtylittleheart: armie-hammer: Do women come on to you? Oh, yeah. I don’t mind. I know I have an androgynous thing going on, and there’s something masculine about my energy. Girls are into me — that’s no secret. Hey, I’m into them too.
pulsaroflove: The entire “reverse racism” argument white people love to make can essentially be broken down to this: “Oh hey, I know your race has been oppressed and victimized for hundreds of years, BUT LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME MY FEELINGS
uncensoredpleasure: “Hey man, I’ve noticed you’ve been checking me out for the past hour…I assumed you were with your boyfriend.”“Oh, I am, but he doesn’t mind…do you babe?”“….no”“Good, then how about you go for a swim, cuck?
sagaltesfaye: my man: Hey u havent talked to me all day are you mad?me: *silence* I’m fine.my man: Oh that’s a relie-me: I just think its funny that *goes into in depth tirade about every single thing youve done wrong from 2010 till now for 20 minutes*
disteal: Oh hey it’s the long ass widow and gerard comic nobody asked for Alternatively: The comic everybody inboxed me about here it is EDIT: missing panels ughhh
chachacharlieco: Sora: Hey Riku, can you help me pick some flowers for Kairi?Riku: Sure. How about some roses?Sora: She doesn’t like roses… and so do I…Riku: Oh alright. What about these ones? “Aster Tataricus”?Sora: The Shion flowers? The
hey-tre-hey: Oh so today, my friend Robert told me that his freshman sister was asking about “that boy that wears high heels” and he’s like that’s Tre Thompson and she was surprised because apparently my teachers from middle school talk about
cherrys-sexcapades: lust-for-loki: fortygigserver: Here’s what I did to lust-for-loki.tumblr.com Hey look my pussy is on the Internet again. #oh my This is me from my old blog!! Forgot all about it!
zippo077: “ I saw you flirting with my boyfriend…you’re gonna pay for that!”“Oh? and what the fuck you gonna do about it? By the way, he was a really good lay…Hey! What the fuck are you doing? You’re tying me up?”“Oh you got that right…”“These
Forever a cockblock. Third wheel in his own damn series. Let’s not forget this scene OMG I’m dying. Oh my god, the second one cracks me up. Omg the last one. It’s like Harry’s “Hey guys! What you all smilin’ about!? Let me in on
the-porn-stories: “Hey Jonathan! Just changing in here before we get out to the pool - ” “Oh, uh, sorry then Ms. Sanders, I’ll leave you to it -” “Oh, no, don’t worry about it! In fact, can you help me get out of these
patrik-star:robber: hey give me all ur moneyme: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my moneyrobber: okrobber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money backme:no im not a dick who robs peopleroober: that hurt way more than any bullet would
benepla: adventure time: (awakes at 2 am to their phone ringing) hello?me: hey adventure timeadventure time: wh–it’s 2 in the morning, are you ok?me: oh, i’m fine…(sips on something)adventure time: are you drunk?me: i was just thinking about
denialcaps: Hey, check out the outfit they have me in for that scene!What? Why’s it upset you? I thought you said you were ok with me doing a nude scene.Oh, I see. Yeah, I guess you’re right. When I told you about it, I made it seem like it was this
