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richdadzayn: inklins: If iggy azalea claims that bisexuals aren’t real bisexuals unless they can prove that they’ve dated more than one gender then going under that same logic I can conclude that iggy azalea isn’t a real rapper unless she proves
grizzlymom: when you realise that late capitalism, global destruction of ecosystems, climate change, white supremacy, and a global resurgence of fascism, nationalism and xenophobia are all coming to a head within your lifetime and its going to be on
kutokki: ive lost all motivation to do anything these days and people dont understand they just tell me to get motivated yeah sure let me go down to the store and grab a bottle of purpose in life
living-in-bed:For someone who is tired 100% of the time, I sure am bad at sleeping.I’ve been going to bed when it’s about 11pm in TOKYO or ADELAIDE. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!
alec guinness once gave me ฤ to go away
onoasa: jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis: okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
breakfastburritoe: wwworldwide: lets pray for the people going though their scene phase right now
ryuunafadoodles: Finally finished ME3 and lemme just go off record and say I HATE EVERYTHING AND I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO BE HAPPYanyways here’s edi practicing hugging on a pillow in case an another planet blows up again and Shepard is in a crummy mood:
keahimakua:Yeah, he got something good going there…
oh then there's you
cryptotheism:My goal in life is to be the person running the bookstore in the horror thriller where the protagonist has to go to track down a rune. I’ve got stupid hair and a vest or something. The protagonist shows me a rune drawn on a napkin and
key-baes: Sometimes I think about sad thingsLea and Isa sneaking into the castle for fun, daring each other to go further every time. Lea and Isa eventually being caught - but this time they’re not thrown out the back door - this time they’re taken
crimewave420: Apparently at one point there was going to be a Gameboy accessory that doctors would use that sedate you with Nitrous Oxide the farther you would get in a game do you understand this a gameboy accessory that gets you turnt the fuck up
drsofialamb:# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB
mysticmoonhigh: So I was talking to a boy today and called him “dude” and he goes, “Hey, I’m not your dude. I want to go by bro.” And the very first thing that popped into my head was ‘wow, he has preferred bronouns’.
sleepisforlovers: juniperarts: One of my favorite things right now is Momma Garnet. I also wanted to her to be pretty stylish, so here ya go. Captain Marvel sports bra based of the design in this post. THE GOAL
dogsenthusiast: me: I’m gonna go to sleep now me to myself: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ
gaarasgf: me: im soo tired everyone: go to sleep me: i dont…like…..i dont understand what you mean
artisticallyblack: stylemic: The bra of the future is here — and we need it Introducing the Knix Wear Evolution Bra. At the time of writing, the bra has gathered 贕,519 on Kickstarter from 1,492 backers, and still has 30 days to go. Which is great
snowboxes: dork-bending: I walked into my classroom and told my friend “I’m here I’m queer I wanna go home” and my openly gay teacher walked in and said “same” today on “things that never happened”
tyrant-prince: Who wants to bet when peridot first meets greg shes going to call him dad because thats what steven calls him
toastyhat: last night, I made a Steven Universe pun in my dreams. it was a TERRIBLE pun, but I legitimately came up with a joke on the go while asleep. so here’s how it was: for part of the dream, I was in a beach house. I don’t remember much
gudetamas-mom: I promise you that’s just hip and thigh, nothing too crazy is showing lmao Originally I was like “I need to lose a few pounds before I wear this” but now i’m like ???? nah i look fine. I’m going to a halloween party and me and
s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said
skeletonhusbands: migglemoo: If he doesn’t have a stomach… where does it go?? @dinkywitch
eoile: holdup: eoile: holdup: @eoile roaches arent friends he crawled into my jeans he wanted to give you the succ™ IM NOT GONNA LET A ROACH SUCC ME GO AWAY OLIVE SHDKDJFKFHSJFKDK WELL YOU DIDNT HAVE TO KILL HIM CHANCE HE WAS JUST TRYING TO PAY
spoon-plays: I’m going to hell for this
OH WORM?
a-very-cliffrose-christmas: icantbelieveitsnotsanity: i’ve reblogged this like three times and i still have no idea what the fuck is going on is this what happens when actors try to leave disney
slimetony: anxiousasriel: Friendly reminder that, with the holiday season right around the corner, a lot of furry porn is going to depict characters with candy canes shoved up their ass! This is not actually a good idea! Please take care of yourself
egophiliac: okay here is the joke that’s only funny if you knit, I’m sorry BONUS: (…you go rip-it, rip-it) (THERE’S A LOT OF TERRIBLE PUNS IN CRAFTING)
cloudstreamer: videohall: Goat gives it all it’s got goat: mwaahh dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO! goat: mwaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! dude: yeaaah
teehee-mofo: what I thought was going in Genos’s head he got that resting bitch face
edwardspoonhands: drowningz: grapes-of-plath: epitomeofnerd: theendofaspark: this is never going to not be funny Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever Bless you, Chris Pratt This is the hardest I’ve laughed
Going bowling
surprisebitch: would-you-accompany-me-in-a-fall: pome-garnet: Tumblr’s reaction to Episodes advertisements Part 2 maybe if i make enough of these the ads will go away Part 1 So what if the girls tity is bigger than the other better than you’ll
inabasket: elasticitymudflap: i can never face my family again You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?
attemptingsurvival: when you seriously start to get your shit together but then one tiny little thing happens and you’re just like nvm who was i kidding and you go back to bed
internetexplorers: once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray
cubanflagemoji: honestly, fuck this. FUCK THIS. abc news wants to report about white couples who have to evacuate their hotels, but are going to ignore actual residents of Mexico? your honeymoon is being ruined? these people’s livelihoods are being
galahadtoloveeggsy: nasai: drunkblogging: omgggggg ImM GOING THROUGH MY ARXCHIVE AND I FORGOT ABOUT THIS IM GONNA CRY I WILL NEVER NOT LAUGH AT THIS.
sailorleo: im going to cry
so-slay: Lets get real, enough is enough! There are a lot of survey sites going around right now that are honestly TRASH… yeah I said it 0_o. I actually took the time to look up reviews for a lot of them and the best option I found was Opinion Outpost.
nocakeno: im going to kinkshame the fuck out of your mom
yamazakiisagaru: mariopowertennis: durbikins: When the fuck is Ditto going to get an evolution His name is Doot and he is huge
pr1nceshawn: What Going to the Gynecologist Is Like by Karina Farek.
equalistmako: killantro: north carolina has some shit going on I thought the question and the poll were connected and just sat here for a good solid 5 minutes trying to figure out why such a large portion of North Carolina thinks Hilary Clinton is
legendofthesevenstars: pearlmemethyst: pyonkotchi: my fave neoboard posts “go weave a basket” “dont lie to me on these neopets” “i feel God in this neoboard tonight” “grow up this is neopets” “i am report EVERYBODY so you best behavior
ayellowbirds: danielkanhai: it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of
avpdmartymcfly: guys, please, THEYRE NOT DELETING THE VINE WEBSITE all of your favourite vines are going to be fine, they’ll still be there twitter’s just discontinuing the app because they aren’t making enough revenue to maintain it please spread
badcharacterdesign: ccakey: Sony Animation Studios presents.. Garfield, an Animated Adventure! Jon Arbuckle agrees to go to Breaking Benjamin concert after Odie finds a stack of tickets to a show in the neighbors trash can, there he meets Jessica
ronansgansey: ronansgansey: my sister texted me telling me that my dad didn’t want to go see magic mike with her because of all the naked men dancing and as an argument he asked my openly gay sister if she would enjoy sitting through a 2 hour movie
precumming: when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you
kaijubrains: genderdeath: speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood Forbidden nesquik
ostracizedpoodle: paradisaic: ostracizedpoodle: basketballs smell gross go to hell?? why are you defending the smell of a ball
Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.
