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gwnne: my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date SWEETBEARDS LOOKIT
lolita-princess: generalbriefing: seriouslyamerica: I WOULD PROBABLY DATE SOMEONE WHO DID THIS. Fun fact: intentionally bad (but not sexist, obivously) pick-up lines work unreasonably well on me. The level of awesome here is inspiring. oh god that
shanks-for-the-booty:nico-ya:this is like some kind of fucking sick fucking bad bad bad joke because fucking literally one fucking fucking piece of this motherfucking puzzle is fucking missing Well then you better assemble your friends and find a worthy
darkfiretaimatsu: I promised you something cool, didn’t I? Well, nothing’s cooler than those who I follow and who follow back~I initially took this one a couple days ago, for the novelty of both of Honcho’s accounts being on there, but I decided
OH MY GOD this looks like the kind of weird dream Freud would have after eating too much cheese!
didanwhisperer: I played 8 hours of the 3DS game just for this screenshot. It was worth every second.
blog-theoddlifeofanya: My reaction to the ending of this night’s game of thrones.
Reblogging this because im never not going to laugh at this derp so hard. XD
n-fnt: this is sUPER CUTE O MAN I’M SO FUCKING HAPPY
biologytextbook: a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
cartnsncreal: !!! 2nd black judge killed this week !!! A Court of Appeals judge was found dead in the Hudson River Wednesday afternoon. The NYPD says Sheila Abdus-Salaam was found dead by police near West 132nd Street around 1:45 p.m. She was reported
oh god this is so embarrassing listening to a recording of me singing, remembering that time I fucked up my own lyrics I sound both better and worse than I thought I would this is killing me
So this happened…
#oh god this is the best song ever #you put this on and suddenly you can do ANYTHING #YOU CAN LIFT THE SOFA AND VACUUM UNDER IT #YOU CAN DO THE DIRTY DISHES THAT HAVE BEEN ON THE SINK FOR A WEEK #YOU CAN IRON ALL YOUR CLOTHES #BECAUSE IN THAT MOMENT
this-puppy-flies: vs. (x) Everyman Needs a Companion (x) Thank you so much timeywimeyangst for your great input!
maskseller: amybrookheimerchiefofstaff: senatorkhaleesi: hugecockprivilege: tbh i wouldnt touch the white dreaded girl with a 60 foot pole so gurl bye all these girls are fucking assholes and fucking stuuuuupid fuck. im angry. this is exactly what
spookyloop: arkhamboundz: demented-zone: wicked-transparency: the white is transparent On black blogs it’s awesome This should be good! I’ve never reblogged one of these transparent things before but this has to be great.
s-indria: “Simon, you’ve come all this way so that you could finally do what you had to do. Right?”
theblueboxboy: Everybody wants to be the Doctor, but unfortunately Matt Smith’s trademark tweed jacket doesn’t come in everyone’s size. Fortunately for this kid, he’s got a clever mom who found a way to fashion an Eleventh Doctor jacket that
thepigeongazette: Officer Brady is getting tired of this sh*t.
albinos-ruined-me: by ヘにん※Permission to upload this was given by the artist
imagine-darksiders: Hi everyone, so, I feel like I’ve been neglecting Death of late and well, I ended up writing this like, nearly 5000 word, Death centric one shot. It’s not a reader insert, more of a look at how Death’s numerous visits to Earth
a-shadyqueeen: rebelliousrebe: aurric: shadesofdrool: IS SHE TRYING TO COME FOR NICKI NOW WHY IS SHE DOING THIS I AM NOT READY FOR THIS WAR She has time to tweet between her shifts at Burger King and the Claire’s at the mall? She need to sit back
meatfighter: yokevvv: perks-of-being-chelle: onlyblackgirl: tittytaytay: dontforgettheclit: billiehollibae: shejla24: If your man don’t do this for you, he don’t love you BLOCKT I….. its like… whenever i think ive seen it all i
bear-tholdt: I drew the squad! :-D(this could be a scene after the celebration and Levi wants to see if they actually went to bed and gets dissapointed.)Levi’s squad is indispensable. ♥
curiousitydidmein: parallelpie: medbutt: i saw this on my dash and yeah What about this tho how much do you wanna bet he seriously considers it. eikuuhyo
simonbitdiddle: vanvanred: My contribution to @cyberutopia, published in March this year! Everyone posted theirs but I was waiting for my birthday to share it with you guys. <3 I pretty much drew how I thought season 1 of MTMTE would end, so this
wildniam: omg he does this thing where he smiles super big and his eyes squint and its pure happiness and it makes you wanna cry Read More
heroineheroine: spoonie-cat-lady: catsbeaversandducks: This cat fell in love with a baby before he was born and now guards him all the time. Photos by ©Liel Ainmar Assayag - Via Pregnancy Videos This is so beautiful!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
megatroncorgi: This is my family. I found it, all on my own. Is little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good.
hummus-abutahina:thealgerian:Angular crankStared at this for 5 straight minutes
420doorcinemaclub: when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed
hoodfuturism: celebritiesofcolor: Uzo Aduba as Glinda in The Wiz Live! the costuming for this is A1
inkskinned: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer
mewtiie: meowrails-and-more: okay im curious to see if anyone has any theories on this because this has been bugging me. after you beat the game, the menu shows all the characters you befriended but there’s one thing that seems really weird about
enigmalicious: micdotcom: Give it up for @CardsAgstHrsmt. She’s calling out guys who shame women for posting sexy selfies … by tweeting their obnoxious comments alongside their own shirtless selfies. One guy even brought his sister into it. this
floredoodler: what if Lapis is Afraid of mirrors bc of what happened to her?;; i have been thinking about this since a while now dont repost this anywhere pls#Long Post #I am not sorry
thebootydiaries: i have known this guy for literally 1 day i hate this
heychessikuh: maidoflight: SO MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS COMMERCIAL AND I JUST I CAN’T BREATHE GUYS I WORK AT SEARS. SEARS OWNS KMART. I WORK FOR THIS COMPANY. IM DYING.
hachikurooo: I have no idea why I made this. (Also King Gainer OP ref)
citylightsandnightflights: hancljob: mom!! we better go to the hospital! looks like im a Homosexual! Is this a joke
strivingking: If you’re in college right now Check the syllabus for each one of your classes right now while you bullshittin Don’t fall behind this early in the semester off some bullshit
bornoasischild:I stumbled upon some of my old work. Promoting my fashion show a few years ago, I directed, styled & designed pretty much everything. I can’t wait to dive back into this part of my brain again. Soon. Very soon.
penis-hilton: imnotjailbait: please tell me this is a parody please tell me this is not a parody
triangulumentangulum: [Things got a Tad Strange on Shamchat. I know Alex disproved the Tad demon theory, but I thought this might be worth posting all the same.] [Stupid square’s going to look non-Euclidian by the time Bill’s done with him]
Oh my god this piece is a color explosion holy shit like seriously the most vibrant one ive ever done
st0rmkeeper: I wanted to play off of jen-iii’s proposal that Ruby & Sapphire be in a badass motorcycle gang. Instead, this happened.
gregor-iii: If this is the last meme of 2015 I swear…Congrats @jen-iii for becoming a meme.May the force be with youand all your rupphire dreams come true.
artemispanthar: my favorite bit is probably this one, where Army is running around in the background and kicks a stick while Leggy is talking in the foreground and gets pushed out the ship
wowfunniestposts: mostnotedposts: MAGGIE: I only want one slice.FRAN: Me too. Pizza is very fattening.MAGGIE: Fran, that’s two.FRAN: No honey, not when you eat it like this. The body doesn’t know. FOLLOW Wow Funniest Posts
yamino: This is an oldie, but a goodie. I can’t stop laughing XD
vigaishere: helpyoudraw: Hats and How to Draw Them by glazedmacguffin I’m gonna tag this for a fandom. Damn hats are hard to draw! >:(
dlartistanon: I’ve been playing with this idea since summer of last year, but I only just got around to actually doing anything with it, oops Answers in order: [Elise] [Takumi] [Ryoma & Xander] [Garon] [Sakura]
sasainou: erinye: Happy Halloween from the girls! Based on this post heheh *Edit, changed Yang’s arm >:D