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taboo-universe: “Oh God mom” I moaned as my mother continued to suck my hard cock. “I can’t believe you’re finally doing this! I’m about to cum!
lovethefamly: - “Oh god Johnny what are you doing here in my room?“ - “I heard you told mom you were going in to change, so I thought you wanted some cock!” - “Are you crazy? You can not do this!“ - “Why not? You’ve done it
Oh my god my little boy is huge! It’s been a long time since I’ve had a man like this.
ssssailhatan: … Oh my god. My mom.
stilldefending:Mom you can stop stressingMom you can stop cryingMom I can buy the groceriesMom I can pay for the houseMom I can give you whatever the fuck you need money
pahornball: Mom: So what do you think? Is my ass too big? Am I just a fat old mom? Me: Oh, God, no, Mom. Your ass, your thighs, your tits, I mean, breasts. They’re delicious! Mom (giggling): Delicious? You mean you want to take a bite of my ass? Me:
My face today when i saw the mom of someone i know checking out sex toys at spencers gifts...
antemrd: I GOT THIS AWESOME DIRKJAKE PRINT FROM MY BEST FRIEND AVICI TODAY, AND MY MOM JUST PUT IT IN THE FRAME Oh my god….
gigigachi: Meet the Misc. Cast of Team Fortress 2! Light Color Miss Pauling- grossberg Merasmus- wahrsagerTentaspy- lithefider Please let me know who the cosplayers are so I may tag them! The sun hated us. That is all Oh my fucking god my face in the
How do i even reply to my best friends mom complimenting me on my selfie on a fb comment ..
doctorsassysteinbutt: dynacap: I told my mom to google image anthro planes #why do this to the person who gave you life OMGGGGG
lolitabandita: Wish I could have protected my mom when she was a girl
airbenderedacted: pumpkinpiepuppy: babypaintbrush: babypaintbrush: my mom just sent me this he’s famous Now this is quality entertainment im crying. if u don’t pay attention you dont even see the push he just ascends
urtube: h0llo: boychic: kaijuleng: tattoosfade: oppressionisntrad: anarchist-memes: We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture. Important things to keep in mind! - never take from ‘mom and pop’ type store.
unsuitablecontent:tylerstacobell: OH MY GOD LMAOOOOO
Oh God, my teachers had to dock so many points from my grade in elementary school, because I wrote in cursive/made my text fancy. It became enough of a problem my mom had to approach me about it. It’s actually ridiculous how much of elementary
vertigoats:look at these terrifying cookies my mom made for my sister’s baby shower tomorrow
wintermutal: wintermutal: wintermutal: ilivebetweenjohnsthighs: wintermutal: wintermutal: wintermutal: my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little
oxfordcommunist: kurtvonnegutssphincter: oh my god my mom had this as her desktop background for the longest time hurbkpkg
fuckme-bradtollman: potatoandotherwise: oh my god my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick” and she holds up this box
menalaus: holyromanhomo: toonamipapi: gothicbomb: reggaeairhorn: weloveshortvideos: My mom when she listens to Mexican music. THE DRAMA! Oh my gOd WHO HURT HER THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT MY FATHER DOES OMG IM SCREAMING I love this lmfao
callieohpeee: when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people
beautifulblacksheep: fettylabelle: modelingschool: juugmayne: theliesofrello: succotashes: open-plan-infinity: Today has fucked me up like what the fuck is going ooooon? Is everyones sign in gatorade still? Whashappnin OH MY GOD he gotta die
oh no, I’m having flashback from earlier today conversation Sweetmama (my foster mom) - “Christian, when I was younger I had a dream, a dream when I can own a laundromat in multiple place, make people smile and listen to some ol’
potatoandotherwise: oh my god my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick” and she holds up this box and is like “WHY
My mom and dad’s house is literally about to explode.They have a gas leak, and the fire department discovered that it all collected in the attic. They’re trying to figure out how to get it all out. My family got out but they could only find one of
modmad: ofpaintedflowers:Haven’t posted anything about my mom’s etsy shop in a while sojust look at those thingsYOUR MOTHER IS VERY GOOD AT STUFF WOWOW
koalacola:curioushabits:Watch this video. It’s like the ad for if Steven Universe was on Toonami or something more dramatic than CN.Yesss I am so glad to see this on my dash again
evgeniemalkin: one time I went grocery shopping with my moms friend and she’s an amputee so we parked in the handicap spot and then when we were leaving the car some white lady started screaming at her from across the lot saying she should be ashamed
hikki-ko-mori: so i was taking a bath a bubble bath to be specific i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something so i had a nice bath,
meterapix: SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND
xekstrin: not-cooper: My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here in rainy Washington state. im laughing so hard im crying over this tiny ass lemon
oakynymph: chelcperetti: One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order
communistbakery: fuckingpunchmeintheface: communistbakery: growing up with three parents was really weird what?? u had three parents?? yeah my mom’s a gemini
unclefather: my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden
clubsdeuce: clubsdeuce: my mom uses sweet bro and hella jeff magnets to tell me if the dishes are clean or dirty update: she’s now also putting “positivity” on our fridge she has no idea what sweet bro and hella jeff is
danekez: danekez: Add “raised by a biker” to the list of things that sound fake in my life. - Born to a teenage single mother- My “dad” is a biker, started dating my mom while she was pregnant. Committed to fathering a child that was not his
daisypeach: daisypeach: you guys all talk about how “petty” you are but one time my mom was so annoyed that the house was a mess that she made an actual vlog of her walking around the house and calling out every single family member for their shit
klefable:i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”
undercovermcdfan: jon-snow: when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks and women would come
elation-success: potatoandotherwise: oh my god my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick” and she holds up this box
brainwiderthanthesky: fuckme-bradtollman: potatoandotherwise: oh my god my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick”
brokenbravery: i just woke my mom up to tell her obama won and her half-asleep response was “jesus fuckin hallelujah bring on the gays” i am so done
countess-bathory: fuckme-bradtollman: potatoandotherwise: oh my god my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick” and
noodlesinthesun:shiftythrifting:BEAN CLOCK BEAN CLOCK BEAN CLOCK Oh my god my mom has the bean clock in her kitchen at this exact moment
taylorvomit: elation-success: potatoandotherwise: oh my god my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick” and she holds
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daft-hunk:dreammaster: chainsawvigilante: dreammaster: streetlighttraffic: dflhnfdsivknjdfjkn my moms sex stuff OMFG. awwww yeahhhh!!! her mom has good taste! THAT’S WHAT I WAS THINKIN’! fyeah oh my god weifsbhjsfebkj but can i just bring
This is pain, a wall of tears. And my tears are my truest friends. This, my heart, a dying sun. A flower fading to black. Oh God, why have you forsaken me?
pahornball: Mom: So what do you think? Is my ass too big? Am I just a fat old mom? Me: Oh, God, no, Mom. Your ass, your thighs, your tits, I mean, breasts. They’re delicious! Mom (giggling): Delicious? You mean you want to take a bite of my
mirrortraffic: NEW DEVELOPMENTS apparently my mom is not even home and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
Oh my god, my mom is using my sword to kill bugs on the ceiling.
ohmyitscindy: emotional babya ten-month-old’s reaction to her mom singing “my heart can’t tell you no”, by sara evans Oh god MY HEART
Undertale is so cute wha t the fuck oh my gosh TORIEL OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU SHEEP WHATEVER MOM
kyleehenke: last-bi-in-town: onlyblackgirl: sourcedumal: kyleehenke: OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 WHO IS THIS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
vagiants: Me: *before I take my first bite* Mom: is it good?
catsandcunts: We made a cake for our friends that let us stay with them for a few days We used this cool new non-stick pan for the first time that my mom gave me and then all of a sudden my life has never been a bigger disappointment than it
