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Did you know that in Doctor Who, the Doctor's bow tie is red if the episode takes place in the future, and blue if it is in the past?
christiannightmares: ‘God’s Take On Masturbation’: A demonstration? Techniques from the Master? (For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/4876884603/church-sign-easter-comes-once-a-year-how-often)
oh yeah, look see, I am the featured model for this month. on the front page and everything. and over 100 members have now favourited me on godsgirls, how awesome is that!? I wrote a journal about it here to celebrate I am doing a little giveaway to
Oh god, that must’ve been delicious beyond words. Now I wanna try it…
oh my god that ass is perfect
wonderworm: sexysexnsuch: What an interesting sex toy. It’s like, a strap on, but with inserts so that you are riding a cock while ramming someone with a cock. 10/10 would try. - Delia Wow
kink-muffin: tailsnportholes: Softly glowing opal, I’ll get glow pics tomorrow! (It’s raining.) Available!!! https://www.etsy.com/listing/246981245/the-male-neried-glowing-opal That is the prettiest dildo I have ever set my eyes on. Opal!
Oh god, baby, hurry up and fuck me. I’m so fucking horny thinking about how we agreed you won’t cum on this entire road trip. I’m sorry, I just can’t wait until the hotel. Now get that poor, denied cock out and drive it into me!
Oh god, that turned out super long, so after the break.1) Daww, she hugged me while she was naked, so thanks for this question! 2) I did before, once! As a birthday present for kevinsano, it should be somewhere on Derpibooru. I do plan on doing something
holdbeast: absedarian: obsessionisaperfume: suricattus: robotmango: madamethursday: tariqk: eclecticmuses: roane72: alwayshometomarvel: roane72: esterbrook: roane72: The thing about Tumblr that probably makes me saddest is the underlying
OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY DID IT! FLASH OF TWO WORLDS HOLY SHIT!I… I can’t.
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kalxskirata: miss-maela: sparrowkisses: pls unmute Is that Powerglove? No, it’s Through The Fire And Flames by Dragonforce
nikangniki: onlyblackgirl: supercheapauto: supersmashedkev: getupoffathathang: reverseracism: lilyrosethedreamer: gloomyteens: CHINESE GIRL PRETENDS TO BE A GHOST TO AVOID PARKING CHARGE Can’t bloody believe that. STRAIGHT G OH MY GOD JFC
Taylor here. I'm locking myself in my room and not leaving until I figure out how to use my Tumblr. Well, I might leave for a second to get a snack or something but that is IT. I am FOCUSED. I have lots of questions, help me.
urtube: h0llo: boychic: kaijuleng: tattoosfade: oppressionisntrad: anarchist-memes: We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture. Important things to keep in mind! - never take from ‘mom and pop’ type store.
for-that-feline-beat:In the Dark Artifices, I’m expecting Magnus to walk in on Julian and Emma doing it in an alcove
beta-ninja: I always laugh at that scene in The Devil You Know when Shaw flirts with Root because on a scale of 1 to 10 Shaw flirting was like barely a 2 and yet Root was just so goddamn flustered so I like to imagine what would happen if Shaw were to
doctorwhyyy:DW VALENTINE CARDS FOR EVERY KIND OF RELATIONSHIPBONUS:
davidfosterflawless: a man to a sad woman: you are beautiful and hot and sexy and that’s why i talk to you. cheer up ☺️
it takes a whole lot of composure for me to not constantly make weepy text posts about how much I love Derek Morgan. you should all feel blessed.
oh my god my birthday’s in two weeks I’m going to be twenty-four what the fuuuuck.
That moment when you first RP with just one person and then another one gets added and you reach the point where you’re all “oh god what is happening here” but you still love it to bits. I have no idea what’s going to happen to
It’s that day of the year when I have to modify my blog info. Next year means middle age crisis oh god.
hirespokemon: 1996, Charmander, Charmeleon and Charizard art by Mitsuhiro Arita from the Pokémon Trading Card Game base set. Scanned and enhanced. Download the Mitsuhiro Arita base set starters here.
galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing
babygoatsandfriends: alicia-mb: Just one of those things that I always wondered about. Stags and otters are all very well, but what if you end up with a tiny chameleon or giant blue whale? I mean, it could be a giant tub of nutella… Anyway, so glad
almond-doo: kimmie-sasumori: cocochanelchocolat: jennayang: who remembers our favorite chinese cat? If you know who these guys are, I love you 5ever. Sagwa! I dont remember Sagwas mom looking like that.
khajiviral: benfoldsone: tinkerthor: swamp-spirit: princess-fuck: the-girl-who-laughed: Canadians. I thought this was exaggerating until I wore a t-shirt outside today and realized it was -23. Thankfully we’re not that bad, but I did get
hamsterwhisperer: when gundam is really young his class does that thing where you take care of little caterpillars till they turn into butterflies and he gets really into it. like he’s next to the little net thing all day and is really careful with
roninkami: Commission for aceasuna ~ Thank you so much for commissioning me, it was a great pleasure to draw these three (again) :)(Commission info)
bear-cakes: A dark and fashion challenged past - It’s a headcanon that every beta design for the characters was something they used to wear
apurplesupervillain: let’s take a moment to be thankful that i am not the protagonist of dramatical murder.
tyrellia:Pokemon show: *says species name in cute voice*Pokemon games: *TERRIFYING DISCORDANT SCREAMING*
mikai-art: OK so I’m 99.9% certain that Aoba plucks his eyebrows.BONUSAnd this is how Noiz would find out about it
minghii: young VS old. i’d imagine young mccree don’t know how to use chopsticks well enough yet so he acts cute to try to get hanzo to pamper him as for the older version. it’s ok mccree i’m sure that’s just hanzo flirting with you
miuhaasar: hOLY SHIT IVE BEEN EATING THESE GUMMY BEARS FOR LIKE THE PAST HOUR AND IT TURNS OUT THEY’RE VITAMINS IS THAT EVEN SAFE
peccaviofthesparrow: martingoresangst: jottingprosaist: shredsandpatches: hedwig-dordt: naznomad: this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you
imagine-darksiders: Hi everyone, so, I feel like I’ve been neglecting Death of late and well, I ended up writing this like, nearly 5000 word, Death centric one shot. It’s not a reader insert, more of a look at how Death’s numerous visits to Earth
noctcaelum-deactivated20160516: “I think we’re making progress in these sessions. You say the flashbacks have stopped. This is excellent improvement, but I’m concerned that you’re still shutting yourself away at home. It’s important to
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angrybagel: WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA
ozymandias271: it is tremendously freeing to realize that saying “I’m not informed enough about this issue to have a real opinion” is an option
helioscentrifuge: runtime-err0r: itsvondell: you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor. My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge
sugarspookie: asylum-art-2: Beautiful Decorative Deer Sculptures by Natasha Cousens Natasha Cousens creates sculptures that can be considered a new form of taxidermy. Instead of the real thing, her pieces are beautifully crafted wooden sculptures
nutastic: This doesn’t even have a punchline it’s just toddler Sans being weird. Canon tho, Sans was totally that kid that just put things on their younger sibling because ??? Inspired by our lord and savior Peanut Butter Baby
sovrinapparel: I’ve had a lot of people asking me about phone cases(after seeing my skunk ghost one), since there are so many variations of phones, and they are constantly changing it is kind of hard to keep up with technology in that way. And so,
officiallapis: How do you like that Pearl? ??being stuck in m bag just like that. Jsut like you crystal fucks stuck me in your gem five Thousand years ago never to be taken out unless your’e beingn showed off to someone How does it feel???????
thats-slightly-raven: brethompson1704: thats-slightly-raven: this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone its 8:30 at night This post is 2 months old but it’s
“Oh God child, ah…ah…don’t stop, suck it baby, suck daddy’s cock dry!” he shouted. I was so fucking turned on when he said that, that I swallowed the first load, and then another, and watched the rest covering my hands as I finished him off.
rememberingsuunday: DO YOU HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND WHO YOU JUST ADORE AND YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH THEM IS SO UNIQUE THAT YOU LITERALLY CANNOT HAVE ANOTHER FRIENDSHIP EVEN CLOSE TO IT AND YOU JUST HAVE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER AND THERE’S NEVER A DULL MOMENT
#oh god this is the best song ever #you put this on and suddenly you can do ANYTHING #YOU CAN LIFT THE SOFA AND VACUUM UNDER IT #YOU CAN DO THE DIRTY DISHES THAT HAVE BEEN ON THE SINK FOR A WEEK #YOU CAN IRON ALL YOUR CLOTHES #BECAUSE IN THAT MOMENT
zottgrammes: peridot betrayedoh nooo!! peridot!!! it’s not like that…!taking a little break from the ‘stardust’ animatic to flesh out a thought i had about that gem chamber room. on first sight, wouldn’t a homeworld gem be repulsed, disgusted,
frickerdoodle:ive been listening to a podcast summarizing and analyzing the animorphs books and i just really wanted to draw ax… I think its interesting that andalites are described as small horse/deer sized, and centaurs always feel grand in scale,
thesaria-art: I was so impressed by Jen-iii’s storyboards for a scene from Rhinocio’s Homeworld T series and how official they looked that I had a go at doing a background for it based on the second page of boards.
askfriskandcompany: Sorry for the unexpected hiatus! Here’s my appology…? ouo;;;Tagging it with NSFW just in case, even though it’s really not that bad in my opinion. ouo;;;;;;;;; If you like super sexy MS Paint garbage consider supporting us on
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catsandcunts: We made a cake for our friends that let us stay with them for a few days We used this cool new non-stick pan for the first time that my mom gave me and then all of a sudden my life has never been a bigger disappointment than it