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Oh fuck, put it inside me…I need it inside me…
oh man, how great it’d be to look up and see that look when you’re about to explode… But I’m also imaging the sight from behind of her hot ass, ready to be fucked…
Oh hey, this is how I have to do it when I’m trying to accomodate a huge cock. My asshole is super tight so I love spreading it for him, as an invitation to destroy me.
Oh fuck that’s the spot. Use my mouth, it’s whatever you want it to be now.
baited-in: whrm: manaphy: polisical: polisical: remember that one fucking brony song that pissed everyone off because it was really catchy but it was a brony song @goopy-amethyst
egberts:is it just me or is every past naruto kid going through their naruto phase again?
Ah, yes. That great moment of Canadian September when you leave the windows open overnight because it’s hot enough to melt the balls off a brass monkey and when you wake up it’s FUCKING FREEZING
It pisses me off when friends come over because all my family does is point out my flaws and compares them to me
curlicuecal: fattyskeleton: ride-the-bifrost: fattyskeleton: kingjaffejoffer: Killer Whale using fish as bait to catch birds oh my fucking god. that’s it. Killer Whales are the most aptly named animals on earth and we should probably STOP MAKING
AirPods Are a Tragedy
idiot-fucking-hippies: pizza-dome: theevermysteriousowl: LOSING MY SHIT im gunNA VOMIT aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned the sound on… OH
anonymousfragger: Can we all just sit and enjoy the fact that Rob Kadinsky/Chuck Hansen has dimples of Venus? And that it’s fucking sexy as fuck that he does For those who don’t know, Dimples of Venus are a set of dimples on the lower back/just above
xylodemon: dayazdiaz: xylodemon: #there is a house baratheon joke in here somewhere #but i can’t fucking find it #Robert Baratheon’s bastards There it is.
fuck shit fuck but like imagine steve (and probably sam, let’s be real) trying to get bucky into casual touching again and steve being so worried, because it came so natural to him in the past and sam has to reassure him that bucky’s been
roselastrider: i spilled water on my computer mouse earlier and now it’s freaking out and highlighting everything and dragging everything around and it would not let me put down that picture of richard nixon i had a fucking ghost richard nixon smiling
"oh my god, you're seriously going to pay college kids ฟ an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"
ayitsbookietho: So my Relicanth used yawn on Giratina, but that one turn before falling asleep it used Shadow Force and disappeared, but then it FUCKING FELL ASLEEP IN THE OTHER DIMENSION.
blakebellafuckingdonna-deactiva: it’s the oldest story in the universe, this one or any other.
jewish-renegade: iwishihadafather: this is beautiful. it truly symbolizes the simplicity between life and death, good and evil, right and wrong. but in the end it’s still our paths that we take and our own hearts that we hold in our hands. truly a
voiceofdesert-bluffs: doitlikedowney: doitlikedowney: I DON’T KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED BUT THIS WASN’T IT DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY URL EITHER FUCK YOU oh god this is getting notes i CANT STOP LAUGHING OGHH MGY GOD
koujackattack: noiz custom-ordering a dildo made in the exact shape of his dick, piercings and all, and giving it to aoba thinking it’s a hilarious joke “i can fuck you without even being in the room trollolol” and aoba acts all offended and “goddamn
i just read the cutest fucking lesbian clearao fic and someonE PLEASE FUCKING END ME.
makochantachibanana: I swear if Haru makes contact with fire, I bet he’ll say something like Fire is also alive. Once you put your hand in it, it’ll bare its fangs and immediately burn you to the third degree”
consider: koujaku playing with noiz’s nape piercings
yonano: ‘Genji, it’s so hot.’ ‘It’s the heat.’
peccaviofthesparrow: martingoresangst: jottingprosaist: shredsandpatches: hedwig-dordt: naznomad: this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you
the-bean-queen:Oh my god??
oh yes push it in there and fuck it raw
tresym: …hhhhHHHHHHH..!! Dear. LORD. It’s finally done and by fuck am I ever proud of how it turned out. I haven’t done a proper and full blown piece of art on my tablet in a looong time, but I’m so happy with how this puppy turned out… and
cumfor-me: kinda want to make a girl straddle a few pillows, with a vibrator placed on her clit, and have her press against it, against the pillows, so it stays in place, and just as she’s about to cum, slide my strap inside her and start fucking her
maxwelllabs: i love being an artist because i can draw what the fuck i want ya see that? thats squidward dressed up as rei ayanami. i dreamed it and made it happen
oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF
fgts-ahoy: glamorouslyundead: acruelultimatum: think of all the sex you could be having with this couch and by sex i mean lying down alone on it while you watch episodes of your favorite tv shows on netflix Fuck. gimme this couch, omfg
bruised-porcelain: GUYS!!!!! Im gonna do another photoshoot with the famous CHRISTA!! (You guys remember the last one I was in right? )AHHH!!!!! And Im gonna be wearing this fucking gorgeous costume by Fiori!!FUUUUUUUUUU TOO FABULOUS!!!!!! *A*
goat-son: Remember, don’t “kill or be killed”. It’s not “f****d up”.
egophiliac: okay here is the joke that’s only funny if you knit, I’m sorry BONUS: (…you go rip-it, rip-it) (THERE’S A LOT OF TERRIBLE PUNS IN CRAFTING)
inkskinned: do you ever get into a mood where you need like affection and cuteness but you resent that you have to ask for it so you end up just like sulking alone in your bed wishing someone would psychically know that you need cuddling
as-seenon-tv: snake-eyes-and-butterflies: as-seenon-tv: I was in city today I just want to imagine what people around you thought when they saw you holding a middle finger up to Trump building and photographing it with your phone. actually it’s
addrree: yroxis: Personality:I DON’T GIVE A FUCK Anxiety: I do I’ve never related so much
snazziest: I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
tarlight: queenciityconfidential: kashmiris: dongboss: generally: fucking csi wanna do something gay to the rock? No I want to live “Damn ass fucking gay damn ass rock” Kid with the camera: Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn, Sagittarius Kid who
“Oh god… It’s so… big… Fuck!… me!… Paul!… Fuck me hard!” The girls nail dug into my back and ass, urging me on as her desperate kisses peppered my lips and neck. Her cries of pleasure echoed around the small cabin, causing
thegingerghost: So my friend Micah and I went to the Renaissance Fair today and had a fucking blast. So much fun. But guys. I wore that corset for 8 hours. It’s a legit tight-lacing corset. Micah spent 15 minutes just getting me laced into it. This
It’s so annoying when someone posts a nude or half naked picture of themselves in a bedroom, and then some dumbass person wants to be like, “Oh. This would be hot if your room wasn’t so dirty.” Get the fuck out. The person still
Oh my god guys, would you look at this? Someone had the AUDACITY to post a FULLY CLOTHED FEMALE TORSO on tumblr. It’s just outrageous. I mean honestly guys, think of the children that have to see this FULLY CLOTHED FEMALE TORSODESPICABLE. @fairyneko
shrizayn: shrizayn: Driver roll up the partition please, I don’t want you seeing Yusuf on his knees, took 45 minutes to do ghusl, and now I ain’t even gonna make it to this mosque Now my kajal running, red lipstick smudged, oh he so halal, yeah
oh fuck I’ve never felt more uncomfortable ever our AC is leaking so the repairman is here to fix it so the AC is currently off and it feels like 100 degrees in our house and now there’s like a burning smell coming in through the vents and
oH BOI, It’s FUCKing WEIRD xdChubi response: I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE IT, THANK YOU <3 <3 <3
Oh fuck. Look at it dribbling out. ALL that time in chastity, saving it up, just for this? Mmph.Yeah, keep grinding on that plug, boy. Roll your hips nice and slow. Savor this exquisite milking day.And still so hard. Plenty left in there to milk out.
ironbacon: tin-pan-ali: yungnaota: bruh Please watch this video it’s so important. WHAT IN THE FUCK
snatch-comix: imparalyzedbyitt: do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has
I was watching The Message in the scene with the Wailing Stone and paused it at the BEST (?) fucking time.
oh my gosh the dragon thing had this describing it anD ITS SO FUCKING ME I CANNOT ‘You look after your friends and tend to their needs. For example, you probably lend your friends money or do favors for them without asking for anything in return. You
naz-z: What the fuck Miles?
OMG!! When Lapis smashes down the Red Eye, it makes the Baseball diamond!!
equalistmako: equalistmako: This is even more disappointing than my life choices Oh… right. Well, I mean this still sucks for people without iPods/iPhones. ugh why can’t I just read it on my computeR THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR *flips
oh-snap-pro-choice: reginaeinferos: therevenantrising: reginaeinferos: therevenantrising: reginaeinferos: Nothing is going to change. Americans love their guns more than they love people and after Sandy Hook we decided that killing over 20 children
Oh yeah? Over-analyzing it? I guess you don’t give a fuck about all the people who aren’t represented by this video. About all the people who aren’t considered conventionally attractive, who have bigger body types, who have acne, who actually look
Shoutout to all you motherfuckers who praise men for being polyamorous while simultaneously shaming women for doing the exact same things! Even when you’re not outwardly saying that, oh I can tell, I can tell. It’s easy to read between the lines.
