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OH FUCK son I won’t be able to walk after this.. Dad will get a bit suspicious when he sees mom walking around in a funny way, but she’ll come up with a good excuse like “oh I pulled a muscle while runningâ€
“Oh… the fun me and your friend had…” 😊
Oh, fuck me!! fuck me!! fill me with your cum…please knock me up, Daddy!
oh fuuuck! You’re fucking me so good! Don’t stop! Don’t Stop! Don’t stop until you impregnate me daddy!
Oh jeez, every year is the same thing with my dad, he promises me he wouldn’t bother me during at least Christmas, but the second he sees me wearing my usual Christmas outfit he’s all over me and I can never get him to stop! I just wished he’d finis
oh look… another #daddysposterboy contender submission: @pupponzo
Oh he also got a shirt a shirt for Father’s Day but then to be honest…
Oh, daddy
Oh, Donnie
Oh, Dad! You came up too soon! I was going to put this on. That’s alright. You can do that next time. *giggle* Okay, Daddy.
Oh Professor! We’ll bang, okay?
kangarooboner: hickeybickeyboo: bigger version every bulldog has to have a spiked collar regardless of affiliation oh my god
This is a normal conversation between my Dad’s 50 and older friends on facebook
OH oh oh Oh oh OH!!!!
beavis-hates-your-kink: tripwithmeee: beavis-hates-your-kink: you know what would be Great? if we could go back to when being “daddy’s girl” meant you were spoiled by your dad and not a grown woman who roleplays pedophilia and incest to get your
Oh my God the local adult contemporary station picked up Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” a month or two ago and it turns out my dad loves it. And he just turned the volume up downstairs and is singing along he is a terrible singer oh Lord
askadrider: ((Even in medieval fantasy, dads wear dad vests. It is law.))
Oh Dad
tenthousand-rectums: When your dad thinks your bath bomb is a toilet cleaner
Oh dad let me FUCK YOUUUUUUU
blackmodel: pkmnrivals: yen-sama: HIS DAD IS A DITTO I AM NOT OKAY*SOBS* My heart Viviabisvisbibi OMG……… MY HEART
hotboyproblems: if you ever feel bad about your social life just remember when we first moved into my house it took my neighbours 4 months to realise my mum and dad had two kids (my brother and i) because i was always in my room
Big Dad Energy
Oh boy, here we go! What a finale! I’m so so excited for next season (looks like we’re finally gonna see Homeworld! And learn a bunch of stuff!) Let’s go bit by bit so I don’t miss anything (or, well, to reduce the amount of stuff I forget I wanted
glitter-rebellion: nerdy-king-of-hell: Dad mode: activate Look how hot my BF is -swoon-
krxs10:krxs10:ERIC GARNERS STEP-DAD SAYS COP WHO KILLED SON DID SO IN RETALIATION BECAUSE OF ‘VENDETTA’ HE HAD FOR YEARS & COMPLAINT FILEDAccording to a new interview with Eric Garners stepdad, Benjamin Carr, which we have on video, Carr tells
shotaqueenie: shotaqueenie: okay so my Grandparents gave me this naruto video game for christmas and i haven’t really played it at all, but my Dad freaking loves it i didn’t even know he was playing it until a while ago he came up to me and looked
cryhaver: remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the
tyrant-prince: Who wants to bet when peridot first meets greg shes going to call him dad because thats what steven calls him
beyoncescock: waywardsonapocalypse:godstiels-fallen-dragon: familyfriendlyporno: brookeeverdeen: DAD JOKE well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU you soggy lamp
zionangel: theinturnetexplorer: This awesome dad spent over and 350 hours turning his daughter’s bedroom into this magical treehouse. The project took 18 months. “My daughter wanted a fairy tree in her room that she could sit inside and read
tastefullyoffensive: Classic dad prank. (vine by Ben Tremblay)
mscomrade: So I was telling my dad about neko atsume and he just scoffed and said “you don’t need a damn video game for that” and went out to our backyard and put apples and pears all around our yard and now we’re just watching the squirrels
pinsir: babylonian: who’s gonna break the news to her that her dad is nicolas cage The ‘college’ t shirt just makes his reaction better
holywaterbucketchallenge: myotpisgay: My fiancé’s dad is Arabic, has a really thick accent and doesn’t really understand cursing so when he gets road rage he just puts a bunch of curse words together. My favorite so far “Up shut your ass, motherbitch.”
ronansgansey: ronansgansey: my sister texted me telling me that my dad didn’t want to go see magic mike with her because of all the naked men dancing and as an argument he asked my openly gay sister if she would enjoy sitting through a 2 hour movie
heychessikuh: maidoflight: SO MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS COMMERCIAL AND I JUST I CAN’T BREATHE GUYS I WORK AT SEARS. SEARS OWNS KMART. I WORK FOR THIS COMPANY. IM DYING.
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