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tomlinsarse: what my brother just came into my room and put a blob of butter on my arm and just stared at me with the straightest of faces so i asked why he did that and he just whispered, “you never said you didn’t want butter on your arm”
littlemisssweetcakes: luckied: Jean tensed and inhaled a deep, slow breath the moment he realized someone had sat next to him. He was stiff from where he had fallen asleep, his knees begging to be stretched out and released from being hugged to his
whatdoesridiculousmean: so i was looking at the album cover for the soundtrack for AA 1-3 and I thought aw that’s cute everyone’s got different headphones and then i looked closer and EDGEWORTH HAS STEEL SAMURAI HEADPHONES
Oh, I also had to give a blood sample today, to make sure my hepatitis vaccination is all up to scratch, and when the doctor took my blood, I could hear it bubbling into the tube, and dammit all of that didn’t freak me out a little bit…
auldron: eat her pussy. even if you think you won’t like it. take a shower together right before. feel her on your lips and on your tongue; watch her movements and listen to her sounds. love every inch of her, and cherish the most sensitive parts of
oh! sehun
imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP being teachers at a middle/high school. They’re really good friends (with the occasional not-so-subtle flirting) and their students see potential of the them being a thing. Their students drop hints every now and then
boobholdt: AU WHERE REINER MOVES INTO AN OLD HOUSE AND IT’S HAUNTED BY A SHY GHOST NAMED BERTL AND REINER HELPS HIM DO PRACTICE HAUNTINGS SO HE CAN GET BETTER AT BEING SCARY BC HE’S JUST TOO TIMID AND SOMETIMES EVEN SCARES HIMSELF ON ACCIDENT
sailorpalinstrashcan: this is from an au that would take a lot of explaining but basically berta and hersha are seriously into ren and beni is bout to kick their asses if they don’t stop ogling her sister
baalem: one of my favorite FOB encounter stories is the one where this girl was eating at a restaurant and she was wearing a FOB shirt and she felt someone looking at her so she looked out the glass window she was sitting by and Pete Wentz was on the
Oh my god this is amazballs porkchops in italian seasoning, sweet potatoes with marshmallows and Brussels sprouts with bacon.
cosmonaut-field: Levi slid his jacket on and stepped into the kitchen, ready for a cup of tea and whatever it was he could smell for breakfast. Petra was slicing up the loaves of bread that came in last night and Gunther was stirring something on the
me-loves-strawberries: (Not so) Short drabble for Levi’s birthday. Enjoy! They are soldiers; weapons forged to defend humanity. And that is the sole reason that Levi doesn’t snatch her wrist and pull her into him. Read More
#I hate you mika #your tags are ruining me #but to have levi as the photographer #oh so many possibilities #levi would be stunned by her beauty #she’s so calm and focused #definitely a pro #and that wedding scene #gave me an idea #what
heichou-in-da-house: hayleyalwell: do you have that one lyric where you mentally prepare yourself and when it comes on you break loose like a storm and sing it as loud as you can and you feel so alive.
royalwrecker: Drift and Perceptor are laying together. Perceptor is behind Drift, spooning him. He cuddles his face into Drifts neck and takes a deep breath.“If you wake before me, Spike me until I wake up.” Drifts vents sputter and he looks up
nsfwbutts: Papyrus is the Family’s Interrogator. He’s very charming and insistent! He get’s news about Frisk and “Past lives/Timelines” shit from Big Boss Gaster. This ensues! Under the readmore is a little ficlet, it sucks and im sorry ,
larrydraws: Concept: Megatron and Rodimus being in a healthy and mutually beneficial relationship and kinda making each other a better person _(:3」∠)_
tresym: …hhhhHHHHHHH..!! Dear. LORD. It’s finally done and by fuck am I ever proud of how it turned out. I haven’t done a proper and full blown piece of art on my tablet in a looong time, but I’m so happy with how this puppy turned out… and
askundertalesans: And another draw from the stream! A word version and wordless. I really love the Underfell AU so here’s my sans underfell-ified. There’s so much red and black.
cumfor-me: kinda want to make a girl straddle a few pillows, with a vibrator placed on her clit, and have her press against it, against the pillows, so it stays in place, and just as she’s about to cum, slide my strap inside her and start fucking her
thatsoftbutch:I just want a girl to grind on my thigh naked while I play with their breasts with my hands and lips and tongue, feel them up all over. I want to feel their wetness on my thigh and watch them come undone over me. Praising them for being
ruinsofxerxes: I WAS SHOPPING IN THE DEALER’S ROOM WHEN SOMEONE BEHIND ME STARTED YELLING AND I HEAR “ISN’T SHE SO ADORABLE?! AND IF YOU LIKE HER YOU SHOULD SEE MY WIFE” SO I TURNED AROUND AND I JUST
roane72: wehaveallgotknives: actualvampireang: Ok, so there was a scene on the OC where a character got shot and killed and that “mmm whatcha say” song was used in the soundtrack and then SNL did a parody of the scene because it was ridiculous
wildniam: omg he does this thing where he smiles super big and his eyes squint and its pure happiness and it makes you wanna cry Read More
Oh, and also, I came up with a new character for my story and I am currently writing parts of it out :) Quite happy with her, she’s got a unique name and I already love her
Oh, I’m a maid, and I’m pure and fair!I’ll never dance with a hairy bear!A bear! A bear!I’ll never dance with a hairy bear!
ileftmyheartinwesteros: Look at this sweetheart I found today:) I named him Buddy and gave him a bath and he crawled into my lamp and whimpered into my chest. Call me superglue because holy shit do I get attached lol. If it weren’t for the rules on
ofhounds: why pay money to go to the theater and see a blockbuster about a government that sanctions police brutality and the murder of innocent children when you can just turn on your television and see the same thing
grizzlymom: when you realise that late capitalism, global destruction of ecosystems, climate change, white supremacy, and a global resurgence of fascism, nationalism and xenophobia are all coming to a head within your lifetime and its going to be on
cryhaver: remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the
oh, and 11003 steps today. and a cold. and yeah, teenage angst but also scheduled 3 personal training sessions…
fgts-ahoy: glamorouslyundead: acruelultimatum: think of all the sex you could be having with this couch and by sex i mean lying down alone on it while you watch episodes of your favorite tv shows on netflix Fuck. gimme this couch, omfg
golden-unikane: tofu93: curryuku: knightingail: cumbercrieff: In Australia we have this show where the set is tilted at an angle and it’s funny because people walk like this and fall down a lot EDIT : The show is called Slideshow and you can
hellabunchesofoates: autistickanaya: The stonewall riots were started by trans women of colour and nobody is allowed to forget that Marsha P Johnson and Sylvia Rivera didn’t march so that you could be transmisogynt and cissexist.
oh-mother-of-darkness:Ran into my seventeen year old brother in the kitchen at 1am last night and when I asked him what he was doing he just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and walked off strumming vaguely on his guitar
And im up! Its 4.48am and just woke up, I have to finish studying for this microbiology exam I have at 12pm… The life of the medschool student :’) Oh and by the way I was at school from 9am to 5pm yesterday, came home had dinner went to bed
Oh and of course now I have to spam everyone’s dash with Desire Climax because crazily heavy depression and it’s so cute and aeghwigh I want something like that to happen to me
natsui: how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit
mysticmoonhigh: So I was talking to a boy today and called him “dude” and he goes, “Hey, I’m not your dude. I want to go by bro.” And the very first thing that popped into my head was ‘wow, he has preferred bronouns’.
autisticliara: there needs to be more programs for autistic people teaching them what autism is, how and what they are feeling and how it’s completely natural for them, good stimming and harmful stimming, how to deal with things like sensory overload
nataliaquerida:ourheartsarewildcreatures:Avoid people who:mess with your head.can’t and won’t apologise sincerely.expect you to prioritise them but refuse to prioritise you.intentionally and repeatedly do and say things that they know upset you.5.
the-little-douche-bag: xkanyeinterruptedmex: my-chemical-homestuck: explosives-b: sozziesocks: She’s fourteen, and she already feels like shit for being born white and cis.Fuck tumblr. this makes me sad more than anything. The fact that people
andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
dammek: welovefinetees: Now you can own your very own founder and mayor of CAN TOWN, in the form of a glorious and squeezable plush. The Mayor Huggable Plush comes complete with an official and important looking MAYORAL SASH, Velcro hands (for extra
snowboxes: dork-bending: I walked into my classroom and told my friend “I’m here I’m queer I wanna go home” and my openly gay teacher walked in and said “same” today on “things that never happened”
gudetamas-mom: I promise you that’s just hip and thigh, nothing too crazy is showing lmao Originally I was like “I need to lose a few pounds before I wear this” but now i’m like ???? nah i look fine. I’m going to a halloween party and me and
vanillasyndrome: totally love my new ripped sweater! Also the gold ring and the tiny black ring are new 8D I don’t remember where I got the wig but I’m sure you can find a similar one on Ebay!
masqverades: do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the
currentsinbiology: (via CORTEX - EVILL) After many centuries of splints and cumbersome plaster casts that have been the itchy and smelly bane of millions of children, adults and the aged alike, the world over, we at last bring fracture support into
bratphomet: all this week has been “senior week” at my school only it has been unofficial and was completely orchestrated by the students without permission from administration and each day has had a theme so yesterday was “tourist tuesday” and
dontberickdiculous: baileef: hello i would like 2 let u know my kitten has thumbs and she fully plans on dominating the world with them please kiss her thumbs and tell her i hope she does a good job and that i love her very much
bansheeandclyde: Are you ever super obsessed with something for a while and then it fades out into you casually liking the thing and then something triggers it and suddenly it’s back to full blown obsession
thefaultinourheadcanons: emeralddarkness: ughjohnwatson: do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping
radichul: dearoldlove: Two months into our relationship you once asked me how much I loved you and I just said “From here”. You didn’t get it and you got mad and thought I was playing around. Breaking up after almost two years together, I sent
imagine-kylo-ren: Imagine Kylo Ren eyeing the same piece of pizza that Han is eyeing and just as Han reaches out for it, Kylo uses the force to pull it to his mouth and he just licks it. He just licks the fucking piece of pizza, and then puts it back
taliabobalia: freyjas: dungeonsanddamsels: once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state it looks like the cover of the great gatsby now it is the
ayellowbirds: danielkanhai: it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of
dragon-hoard: I had a dream the other day where I was standing on this platform in a void and a giant sphinx was in front of me about to ask me a riddle and if I answered wrong it would kill me it asks “what is a human?” and in my dream my first
uhrair: uhrair: my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it’s TERRIFYING. so far, he has: - grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall, whispering “do you see
