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Oh yeah? You gonna tell my big sister? I’d suggest you think twice, because here is your situation: Before she went shopping she tied you to this chair and put the Venus2000 on your dick. The reason she set its strokes on very slow is, because she
oh my god i can just say fuck it and draw however the fuck i want i have infinite power
Oh, sure, so when the Crystal Gems do it it’s heroic but when Peridot does it it’s “needlessly antagonistic” and “against the rules of the beach to kick sand in the faces of toddlers”. So done with these double standards
jen-iii: @artemispanthar brought it to my attention that in the Steven Universe Mad Libs book, it said that Garnet loves to surf and my IMMEDIATE thought was that she brings Steven along and I just had to draw it (also looped ‘Hawaiian Roller Coaster
makotou-niijima: me: “that Pokemon looks cool”Some buttman: “sure, but it’s attack stat is shit and not to mention it’s ability makes it worthless. It’s move pool is so shallow, it can’t even learn good tms. Not to mention that it’s
oh, and I made this on the 4chins with a base-pony that someone posted.I still don’t know what i’ll use her for, and all I know is that she’s a mom.
So, Skuttz laying down is about 95% done, she needs more cutie mark detail sewn in, but she is basically a finished project at this point. I looove her. Then there is a Babycakes and a Skuttz set of hearth warming dolls i couldnt finish because i lost
Oh, and something I really appreciate about the Shoot reunion is Root’s response to Shaw talking about taking Samaritan out one agent at at time. She lets out this small huff of laughter and a smile brighter than the sun.As tight as Team Machine has
tokimekiwaku:I was a part of Calamity Girl, A Cowgirl Art Book! I submitted this comic to them and I quite liked it! You can still preorder the book till February 21st! lots of great guests and profits go to charity!
Why cant i just sit down and do my fucking homework
Kitty kawaii is stressing me out like this one girl has a freaking amusement park right behind her bakery and like i can barely afford a fence right now the struggle is real
vastderp: more pics here She got torn up by a boat propeller off New South Wales in 2001 and proceeded to walk it off. Swim it off. Whatever. The scars from the propeller slices healed ~20cm deep down her back and across her tail fluke. Since then,
hannahismyharto: sapphia: fieldbears: OH MY GOD THOUGH BEST COMEBACK ON ANY COMEDY PANEL SHOW EVER AND SHE’S NOT EVEN A COMEDIAN Can she calculate the amount of cold water he needs for that burn? For anyone who wants to know what show this is,
aiffe: selfless-gunman: REBLOG IF YOUR OTP IS GAY I need to prove my mom that it’s perfectly normal and common to ship two men (or women) OP, just show your mom this.
snazzapplesweet:sugarkillsall: I got one of those fun phishing scam messages and I usually just flag and block them but I wanted to show you guys this incredible sentence:
taikova: A trade with Reapersun! In exchange for a Zelda crossover she asked Ghost in the Shell/Cyborg AU. @w@ John as a high class cyborg like the Major and Sherlock as his maintenance person and a programmer in his own right. John has the habit of
animalsinsweaters: [Serious] - The Penguin Foundation helps save penguins - including ones who are affected by oil spills and need sweaters to keep warm after being washed and to stop them from eating oil off their feathers. Here’s a pdf of the knitting
Oh man, I was looking through some binders of old art, and…just wow. X___x some of this is from literally like…two, almost three years ago. The Thor/Loki stuff was when I was in Korea still…
hannibalartblog: Hannibal - Day 12 - My heart died with her, Will by FuriarossaAndMimma Requested by mikkelsenning on Tumblr, if I remember correct. Hannibal remembering his past, when he was a child, and the death of his beloved little sister Mischa.
howishughdancyevenpossible: spielzeugkaiser: Time is rare at the moment, between work and christmas stuff (and I’m working on my Hannigram Holiday Exchange gift!) so… Have some quick S3 murder husbands people!I sometimes wonder how Will felt, putting
tokiosunset: Important OTP question: which one sends cute good-morning texts and which one replies to them angrily because ‘it’s not even seven yet fuck off’?
His Pink And Yellow Human
fadewithfury: Happy 2014 to all of our followers! We love you!This is a collaboration between the-untempered-prism and fadewithfury.
fayegreener: You and me are drifting into outer space…
it's all bumholes and eyelids innit
Oh my God, so much media day Tweeting is coming from the Giants right now… I just want to hug them all and kiss their foreheads and wish them luck. Their love for each other is too much right now.
and-umar: It’s actually really easy to talk about people being attractive without dehumanizing them. And saying “oh, it’s an article about which heroes you’d want to have sex with, what do you expect?” is really terrible, because that’s
Oh no, I’m getting feelings for Kannibal’s latest piece. I just… ahhh. The amount of growing up Kili would have to go through, because of what happened to Fili and Thorin. And how court would be run with Fili’s watchful eyes
We can all agree that Armin is nonbinary, and uses “he/his” pronouns, right?
oh-mother-of-darkness:Ran into my seventeen year old brother in the kitchen at 1am last night and when I asked him what he was doing he just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and walked off strumming vaguely on his guitar
derinthescarletpescatarian:hatingongodot:hatingongodot:My supervisor asked me to make a poster for the department and I said I was not a graphic designer, but he insisted since I’m “young” and “know so much about computers.”
blakebellafuckingdonna-deactiva: it’s the oldest story in the universe, this one or any other.
dreams-and-hard-realities: THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT. THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG
bbcatemysoul: when i was younger and picturing all the ways my life could go wrong i never imagined sitting at my computer at 3 am sobbing because two fuckign fictional idiots are taking years to get their lips on each other
pinkmanthedog:postsexhighfives:staff:pinkmanthedog:New vet today asked me if my eyeless dog was blind and like ??? oh god I hope so????Did you all have a good rest? Did you do as you were told and log off? Nope. Of course you didn’t, you horrible hounds.
ronystart: do you ever see a person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”
valerieparker: domics: montoya: domics: Have you ever heard anyone say ‘easier done than said’ ? So, one day my coworker said “is anything easier done than said” and I let him pontificate about this for a while and then I said to him, “silence”
furbearingbrick: aimeefrommars: septemberism94: schim: Cats who can’t figure out walls [x] PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME. It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. Head
sourcedumal:skyliting:raggedick:facingthewaves:Hey kids, your favorite black barista here. So I am the only person of color employed at my specific shop (I live in suburbia and it’s a living hell), and today we had this as our trivia question (answer
oh-look-a-penny: tea-and-tardises: krypt0nize: thegoddamazon: hh0peless: haniemohd: gailsimone: morenamagia: equiusinamaidoutfit: eridanamporass: p41g3r4nk1n: listenforthesteel: Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in
amararama: omega—kitten: amararama: This is the greatest and best cosplay photograph ever taken. OMG AMARA FROM WHAT I CAN SEE I AM IN LOVE CAN I FLY TO YOU ASAP WHEN I GET KYOKO DONE I want a Madoka group even more now. Just need a Homegurl and
rishidishtar: petradragoon: reveneration asked you: This blog gives me feelings. Now when I open a new word doc. up I just want to write about Marik and his struggles to deal with his Yami. And now I have all these wonderful ideas in my head for
ww-swagabond: futurefantasticisdead: oh um next time your internet doesn’t work and you get the little chrome dinosaur, click in the window and press space bar for a little jumpy cactus game :) finally something to do when my internet is down
achievement-hunter: trblastoff: what Do you ever remember something from your childhood that was so surreal you think “no I had to have made that up no way something like that could have been real” and then years later you find that you didn’t
oh-no-cheese-please: miketooch: samandriel: amandakaskey: beingapotterheadisawesome: I don’t know if I should cry or cry maybe cry have you tried crying Little Harry’s face is like “I don’t know if this is going to be as fun and whimsical
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This looks like a giant condom stuffed with peanut butter and jelly with some blood oh and a little human
ask-dr-knockout: So after finishing the line work for the Breakdown Tattoo design I had some fun! ~ <3 (Both Breakdown and KO tattoo commissions are illustrated for a client of mine and under no circumstances are to be used without permission.)
shoujo-addict: 【ヘタリア】こっち見んな 崩壊
slut-dere: Anonymous asked: draw noiz bound and oversensitive covered in wax and muffled by a ball gag pls ;3; where was i even going with this one
kawamamilosc: ok i redraw haruhi and tamaki from this old ass photoset i wouldn’t do that if people didn’t remind me about it and how horrible it was hahhuhhj
jackiecous: It was an honor to color the characters, props and effects for this bad boy. Dream come true to (sort of) work on the Simpsons!
sweetsfiend: Since my eyes couldn’t handle the 3D of a bigger screen (and I do cherish my old 3DS too much), I’ve decided to make someone on tumblr happy with their very own Pikachu Limited Edition 3DS XL! I’m really excited to be doing this, and
bestofcardsagainsthumanity: That about sums it up.
freestatements: Free access to traffic lights, gas stations, and even nuclear power plants with Shodan http://bit.ly/1Fwe5uS “ What’s really noteworthy about Shodan’s ability to find all of this – and what makes Shodan so scary – is that
oh yes this is just what your gran needs get on top of me and slide it all the way in me and don,t you stop till you cum i want to feel your hot young seed squirt into my depths
torikabori: Attack on Titan characters, arranged by weight. Things I have learned while making this: 1. Reiner and Erwin confirmed to be human-shaped bricks 2. Reiner weighs about as much as Annie and Christa combined 3. Levi what the fuck
nanodayoscans: Behind every great Commander there is a… small, violent and clean freak Corporal! Source.
Oh my gerd whyyyy
yusenki: Erwin: Can you see? Our comrades are… And then at the moment, if I extend my hand, I can reach the place with the answer. I…want to go straight away…to the basement… Disclaimer: This is quick translation and done by reading parts of