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greenendorf: Horse knight/executioner character concept. He guards castles by night, and chops off heads by day.
tamerobot:iguanamouth:VERY LAST MINUTE but BONNIE IS FINALLY DONE, catch me at sakuracon for the next three days following a security guard (WITH the bow that kept falling off before we glued it ayyy ) thanks to moogleface for taking the first photo !GOOD
astrolatry: candlehat: thejediwalking: Look Sir… Droids LAUGHING MY F*CKING ASS OFF OH MY GOD Which are worse at their job. Stormtroopers in Star Wars or Hold Guards in Skyrim?
coot27: I knew i joined the queens guard for a reason!….. Gfycat Mp4 (over half gets cut off) HUUUUGE thanks to @Nodusfm for the
sobphotography: | Hurricane Sandy — Jersey Shore | on Flickr. Went down to the Jersey Shore this weekend, starting from Sandy Hook and inching my way down to Point Pleasant. Almost every neighborhood was closed off, surrounded by police, guarded by
rosyandready: I love slimegirls~____________________The cave near the village was always off-limits to anyone who wasn’t a member of the royal guard, and everyone was always warned to stay away from it, to keep their distance lest they fall victim
fairytexts: Gajeel managed to get them out by promising the guards that he’d stop singing if they let them off the hook.
did-you-kno: There’s an island off the coast of Australia where a pair of dogs guard a colony of tiny penguins so they won’t be wiped out by foxes. The ‘little penguin’ colony was nearly extinct until 2006, when the trained Maremma sheep dogs
misstylersmith: The Last of the Time LordsRandom guard: Message for you, Master.Martha, in a voicemail: go fuck yourself!Martha: God, that felt good *turns off*
raedear:
momgenes: A woman pours so much hand sanitizer on her hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at her feet. She continues pouring it. A security guard comes over. Ma’am, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have
kittening: meancutie: Ethiopian girl guarded from gang rape & assault by three lions. “The girl had been taken by seven men who wanted to force her to marry one of them. She was beaten repeatedly. Then the lions chased off her captors. The three
gemslashstashcache: Thinking more about Indirect Kiss speculation. If Steven, Pearl and Garnet are all going off to find the cure for Amethyst’s cracked Gem, I thought it would be cute if Steven left Lion to guard her while they were gone.
william-byers:“Now, there are those who say that on Halloween night, a black cat still guards the old Sanderson house, warning off any who might make the witches come back to life.” HOCUS POCUS (1993) dir. Kenny Ortega
jarheadjay: txjeepguy1969: adicktion: SECURITY GUARD JERK OFF I love this one Jerking and cum eating.
wickedpact: it always makes me laugh in this scene how when the two guards pick joe up they struggle a little bit at first (and you can even see marwan pushing off with his feet to help pivot for a second there) & meanwhile luca just went Limp™
ilikeaverageguys: hereinriverside:New guy at work. Don’t remember how our conversation even got there, but he told me he fantasized about showing off in public. I offered to play guard if he wanted his lady to blow him in the parking lot. He said that
inothernews: ICE ICE BABIES Crewmembers from the U.S. Coast Guard cutter Healy take measurements of sea ice off of Barrow, Alaska as part of their ongoing ICESCAPES study looking at the impact of climate change on the Arctic and Pacific Oceans.
afieldguy:When the guard falls off mid-trim and you have to shave. Ooh NO
afieldguy:When the guard falls off mid-trim and you have to shave.
afieldguy:When the guard falls off mid-trim and you have to shave. Don´t trim : (
adirtyzdog: ahomoblog: SECURITY GUARD JERK OFF dirty dogs
jfeet14: Security guard shows off his feet!
sharkfat: consider: Orion is consuming his time with decoding coordinates and Megatron likes to play a game. He calls off the door guards as seals himself in Orion’s room without distracting him from his work. Orion doesn’t notice Megatron’s presence
awwww-cute: Last year I went backpacking through the republic of Georgia in Eastern Europe. On a long hike into the mountains, this dog decided to join me. We hiked together for about seven miles before he wandered off. Here he is keeping guard as I
xxcactusdudexx: you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover
pitfather: in case yall hadnt heard the governor of maryland declared a state of emergency and is sending in national guard to face off with the teenagers they manipulated into violence
lbby: lbby: I just accidentally broke into a supermarket the door was open so i went in and started filling up my basket and this security guard started screaming at me and trying to set off the alarm and apparently they don’t open for another hour
bbbenwilliamson: kirstenvslife: how to entertain yourself on a cloudy day of life guarding? selfie. crush leg day is paying off💪 killing the leg game
faeriefountain: quick lil doodle of like, chill mode rebellious teenage TP Zelda who’s always schoolin the guards at archery and taking off her crown and armor bc they’re too heavy and unbraiding her hair because oh my god what is even the point
militarysluts: Coast Guard CPO shows off her big tits under her uniform.
killthe-actress: Cody Carson, lead singer of Set It Off, dropped his mic during @Reply and swan song. He ran to me to keep me from hitting the ground; since the actual security guards are oblivious to caring. He saved my face from slamming into concrete.
adicktion: SECURITY GUARD JERK OFF That’s one way to clean up
gorillaz-confessions: The entire ship of 2doc just pisses me off. I’m fairly certain when you abuse someone a large number of times and lock them in an underwater prison with their worst fear to guard them, it doesn’t mean that you love them.
Biden to deploy FEMA, National Guard as part of national vaccination planSmacking news! It’s the obvious answer to the vaccination plan! A competent administration is going to be so nice. Let’s hope @GOP #GOP gets off the trumpturd train and on the
tempusnon: Wolfgang TillmansItalian Costal Guard Flying Rescue Mission Off Lampedusa2008
dark-and-light-rise: these-are-the-first-steps: machodoodle: everyone talks about the back to back fighting but not enough people talk about rey decapitating a praetorian guard so hard his head flies off and kylo pushing another one into a giant paper
stoned-levi: rivaidere: stoned-levi: Me: That’s it. Me: *rips off shirt* Me: That fuckin tears it. Me: *puts on boxing gloves* Me: We’re settling this right now. Me: *puts on mouth guard* Me: *steps into the ring* Me: Winner decides what color
querquelife: this-guard-life-is-crazy:If we’re “talking” I need to know what “we” are. You want a friendship? Let me know so I can treat you like a homie. You’re talking to other people? Let me know so I don’t cut anyone off. You’re only
feminist-rapebait: Oops, I think she Pissed Off the Guard !!
lurkerdb: Daddy told me, when I went off to college, that if I wasn’t careful… if I let my guard down guys would try to have sex with me. He said that they’d treat me like a tramp if I let them. He especially warned me about black guys. He
thisishangingrockcomics: It’s fucked up and unfair that you can’t pull a JD Salinger and hide from the world in guarded recluse fending off overwhelming amounts of attention until you actually create something good and of worth
bulgearea: mystraightmates: STR8 WRESTLER FUCKS ME (36 MINUTES) i put some straight porn on my laptop and he got started getting hard as soon as i started sucking him off. he’s a Security Guard at one of my favorite clubs. and he cums in my mouth
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ultrafacts: George ‘Billy’ Hunt, tried to flee across the Neck disguised in a kangaroo hide. The hungry guards shot at him, hoping for roo meat for dinner. Which is when Hunt threw off his disguise and surrendered, receiving 150 lashes. [x] (Fact
cerebralzero: lucywalcott: NRA Gundementalists believe that you’d be able to fight off armed padded SWAT guards in a tyrannical government…Which is why they need to open-carry this in Walmart, just in case.Tell me how THAT works out. I highly suggest
girafes: anthropomorphia: Ethiopian girl guarded from gang rape & assault by three lions. “The girl had been taken by seven men who wanted to force her to marry one of them. She was beaten repeatedly. Then the lions chased off her captors. The
bakeddd-barbiee: wedaretodreamdarling: bakeddd-barbiee: FYI FOR ALL MY STONERS OUT THERE WHO TAKE THE METAL HOOD/GUARDING OFF YOUR LIGHTERSDONT. (taking out the one little piece in the spark wheel is okay, to make it easier to light.) but im talking
boldlylegendarysandwich: Jeremy. Benjamins older brother. Also a married church going prison guard. Loves jerking off with other guys through Skype.
querquelife: this-guard-life-is-crazy: If we’re “talking” I need to know what “we” are. You want a friendship? Let me know so I can treat you like a homie. You’re talking to other people? Let me know so I don’t cut anyone off. You’re
STR8 WRESTLER FUCKS ME (36 MINUTES)i put some straight porn on my laptop and he got started getting hard as soon as i started sucking him off. he’s a Security Guard at one of my favorite clubs. and he cums in my mouth at the end!
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