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makemedum: I had a couple requests to label myself a drunk whore and this is the best i could do b/c yea writing is hard even when im sober. Now im drunking vodka and finishing another joint! Getting dummer by the minute. “Dumb Drunk Whore."Â
starlightsruby:  HEREEESS AN UPDATE! *falls on floor dead* I’ve kept all the prices relatively the same but now we have paintings! Since they’re the hardest to do its a bit more expensive. Im hoping to earn some money so im not constantly asking
Not now.But soon.
finish the gym, went to breakfast with my sister, shower the dogs, clean the house, shower myself and now im taking a lil rest before laundry and picking up @axxxstranger from the airport. Im still waiting for the directv dude since 8am
shesoserious: im sure all of you know who SHAY UK is right? for some reason i posted a topless pic (which from what ive seen im the only one with it) of her when i first started this blog and since no one knew me then it didnt get no play. now im SURE
justaboredslut: i love that you all want to see my pussy get even bigger! it hurt a little when i put the ball in but after a while the stretching felt so good and now im just sitting here with the ball in my pussy and i can hardly notice it!! im so
cfnmslave1966: clean them good dad now im 18 you have to serve me and im sending my friends pics
doodlesonice: (continued from this) oh god im sorry im so sorry a twitter thread with @onlyou718 went a little (a lot) too far and now im in anime crossover hell..heres a gem from that thread tho
ask-rex-ironwhooves: stormy-kun493: r-leostar: joechacho: expressiontime: well thanks now Im cryin this just made me kinda emotional i has a sad now ({why would you make this}) Is it even legal to fit this many feels in one post? Now if you’ll
cdfantasy: Pete, you are as good at sucking cock as you are at dressing like a bitch. Now, Im gonna get a little rougher. Dont you dare fucking complain. The reason you are on your knees right now is you hit my car. Now you are gonna make it
u kno.. u guys can probably tell now what i draw when im horny vs what i draw when im not
gainingbunny:I havent eaten this much in a while!! 2 massive dinners and now Im feeling better than ever! I havent been actively gaining for the past few months but my craving is baaack. Im back in school so Im back to eating out 24/7. Going to spend
203y: i can tell im actually becoming a Popular Tunglr Artist when my non-art half-personal shitpost textposts get a ton of notes because im Relatable and funny and im genuinely kinda excited abouT THAT callout pSOT i no hem he nasti1. he mean3.
wifipasswords:me at 3 am: i need to get my life together im gonna go out and get a job right now im gonna do homework and go to the gym and do everything that needs to be done me in the middle of the day: im gonna lie down on the ground and forget
bakudemon: hello every one im late for this week update but heres the deal >im having problems with my monitor, right now im using a Led 32 inch TV to check my stuff and i tell you i cant draw shit on this because the resolution its pretty fucked
This comic is now available: https://blogshirtboy.tumblr.com/post/167012010264/interludes-7-available-now-now-im-feeling-extraInterludes 7 comes out next Wednesday!You can find a bunch of previews and WIP’s in the comic tag!
taboopony: wooo!!! its now the 16th where I live so now Im a year older..!!!!…mmm.. now what do I do? Gasp! Everyone go wish this sillybutt a happy birthday! :3
You know its funny…you see alotta young dudes that are all like “im not really into sex right now. Im into getting money” and so so so and so. When they get older its the other way round. Theyll be like “im really not into making
sherlock-hound: i bought gummy bears for dinner and now im pretending that i told them that im going to eat them one by one until one of them steps forth and sacrifices themselves so that the others may be spared but in reality im still going to eat
see normally im like “i wish i had bigger toys” but right now im like “i wish i had a smaller one”… i want something so i can feel like im Full without being stretched out u know… just something comfortable that i can chill out
pearswhy: pearswhy: pearswhy: pearswhy: pearswhy: im playing google maps. im trying to get to the mountain i did get lost but i figured it out. now im on the path toward the top of the mountain i am very high in the sky. i am getting closer to
wifipasswords: me at 3 am: i need to get my life together im gonna go out and get a job right now im gonna do homework and go to the gym and do everything that needs to be done me in the middle of the day: im gonna lie down on the ground and forget
weenie-kun: ok ima be honest im Never finishin what i started here which was almost a year ago by now?? im guessin. so im tossin this outta my drafts lmao
deerhoof: lms if you, too, get actively annoyed by the xkit news “unread messages” notification but refuse to click on the bubble to make it go away out of sheer laziness
danboorukami: sup \o/ its the end of the year and ive been on tumblr for a while now but ive never done this so i figured w everyone doing it, why not!!!! i havent been on tumblr lately enough to know whos who tho LMAO so im probably missing half of
I accidentally let myself get too hungry just now. Now im shaking. I’m sitting to dinner now tho. I don’t like this feeling so that’s good I guessI just forgot to have a meal
sissyslutservingarmymen: army guy: ey sissy slut, come and suck my big dick now!! im the 118 you serve…and im going to duck you for 3 hours OK?me; yes sir im on my knees to serve you sir its my duty!! Who writes these LMFAO!! I’m going “duck
Even less of a reason to stay here now. My friend who I was gonna live with is now trying to go to the jersey office instead of manhatten so now we won’t be living together so I honestly don’t have any reason to stay in New York at all. I
hungwy: if i were an amoeba id be like fuck yes i love this. im contracting my vacuole. im inching towards bacterias. and now im dissolving a nutrients ❤
wolf-eel: wolf-eel: im on the street im leaving an abusive relationship, if anyone in western massachusetts has somewhere i can stay message me or text me 7742659293. im walking east towards northampton. i dont have a car someone please i have no water
chessys: im about to CRY C: cry R: right now im gonna cry Y: yes thats right im crying
I hate when im trying to be petty and I make a typo, now I have to decide what is stronger my pettiness or my need for correct spelling
there is nothing more embarrassing than texting darfin how angry I am and how im having a terrible night then the next morning he replies and asks whats wrong and I have to reply ‘I lost my game of overwatch’
its too late for halloween movies now, the trick or treating has stopped and now im just trying to get fucked in a cute costume but THAT AINT HAPPENING SO I GUESS IM EATING CHOCOLATE AND PLAYING OVERWATCH
in my messages theres one guy who keeps talking to me in a way I probably wouldnt be chill with now and apparently this was around the time I lost my virginity and he said I was acting different and I was like ‘im not a virgin anymore’ and he was
hmm…i kinda started on drawing designs for a thing but i drew them to be just up to the thighs/mid leg and now i’m wondering if it was best to have drawn them fullbody instead…. the sketches i have now don’t really work to like
i have 3 anons who are amethyst birthstones and their opinions on it range from hated it before to love it now and hate it and still hate it, im sorry friends //pet pet
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javannah: v-intagekissses: guccier: alltimeangela: noW Im L YING On the C OLD hARD GROUdn thIS WAS SO FUNY THAT COMMENT LOL NOW IM LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND I CAN’T DO THIS
b0tanicalspirit: borncrayz: OMG CLEANING YOUR ROOM IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR SOMETHING GUYS. I FOUND MY GF’S SWEATSHIRT AND NOW IM WEARING IT AND OMG ITS SO COMFY AND ITS BASICALLY LIKE IM CUDDLING W HER RN SO YEAH ugh i love you and im smiling so big
fellow/former Homestucks - reblog & tag this with: your age when you first read HS, your favorite troll when you first read, your age now, & current favorite troll
Howdy againHi guys!Im here again to apologize for the lack of activity, last weeks has been really buisy and got some extra stuff to worry about recently.Now im away for easter, so i’ll try my best to answer everything once back.And since im here,
hhumanoid: im in our car in pyjamas literally i dont even have a bra on and im without makeup and my glasses are on and a cute guy just looked at me so now im hiding under the seat :D:D:D
All the stress from my final caught up to me and now im sick but im fuckin g done and ima just eat and watch shows IM DONE
I have one more in store and then im done ;-;it was very fun colouring your drawings, and im probably gonna do this more often now. (novazap) reaching into the depths of my inbox yields fantastic results
chucklemutts: sTIOP FUCKIGN RTEBLOGGIG N THIS ISS JUST A FUCKIGN SKELETON ON A ROLLERCOASTER IM GONNA SHIT ALL OVER THE FUCKIGN FLOOR LIKE A BABY RIGHT NOW CAUSE IM SO MAD THIS SI STILL GETTING GOD FORSAKEN NOTES WHO EVEN FINDS THIS FUNNY
i apologize in advance once again, my doodles from now on will probably be a mess of OC story building and random ships that i’ve liked in the past/present. im trying to figure out what i even like anymore @ v @
rac3r: Im a little airplane now now !!! RWBY MANGA 14
I saw Monochrome at hot topic today! they were right next to each other on the shelf! RWBY is a lot more popular now than i remember! I also got a blake from a blind bag! (She so smol)WTF DID THEY FIX BLAKE MINI’S EYES FGLDFJHfdh im happy 4 u omg!!!!
disneychanneloriginalmovie:wait ok now i’m curious how old were you when you joined tumblr and how old are you now
