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detroitlib: Caturday capers with an extremely naughty kitten (and you thought jumping on the counter was bad!) The Robber Kitten and Other Nursery Rhymes. New York: McLoughlin Bros., 1898.
vinebox: Young Thug Nursery Rhymes
curious2u2: interracial-porn-gifs: https://twitter.com/interacial_gifs Why do I hear the nursery-rhyme song “Pop goes the weasel!” When I see this?
diaryof-alittleswitch: Bonus screenshot for you guys. One of the other nursery rhymes I sent to Daddy today.
AU - The Wolf’s Cub “What are you singing to her, Doctor?” “I’m singin’ an old nursery rhyme from Gallifrey. I want to make sure she knows the language.”
doortotomorrow: AU - The Wolf’s Cub “What are you singing to her Doctor?” “I’m singin’ an old nursery rhyme from Gallifrey. I want to make sure she knows the language.”
subana0303: daddymike976: How cute! Just what a Daddy is I supposed to do! Dirty nursery rhymes are the best!
Ya… I can’t really blame the Wolf… I’d eat her too….
scottbaiowulf: chimmi-changa: Horror movie trailer editors struggling to find a children’s nursery rhyme that already hasn’t been used for a different horror movie trailer *creepy child’s voice singing* Milk milk…. lemonade… ‘round the
yellfang:party-at-the-tardis:shavingryansprivates:why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated
trustme-im-a-pirate: mindblownie: annabellioncourt: idrils: i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’ Mary Shelley
mrmaxima: saythankyoumaster: How to find the best pumpkins in the pumpkin patch. Shouldn’t this be the revised nursery rhyme “Peter. Peter. Pumpkin eater”?
yellfang:party-at-the-tardis:shavingryansprivates: why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated
mofetafrombrooklyn:Well… I got into the “Beep Beep” hype, and ruined a childhood nursery rhyme with it. X’D beep beep~ ;9
Dafuck indeed….
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ask-nursery-rhyme: Found some old costumes in the closet~ still acceptin’ Disney treaters, Doc~? —————————— YESOHMYGODSTOP OMFG X3
ask-nursery-rhyme: What why does he like me what’d I do?? Wait, he LIKES me?? What makes you say that?? O-oh my gosh…thank you… X3
ask-nursery-rhyme: Oh, goodness…thank you all so much. You didn’t have to…~ And, um, I’ve been better. Ha…a lot better. ^w^
ask-nursery-rhyme: askprosecutie: “Dear Nurse, Thanks for the birthday wishes~ consider yaself cordially invited over for “coffee”, “dinner”, and definitely “dessert.” Maybe twice. Hope to see ya soon~ ≖‿≖ Prosecutie ❤⃛”
ask-nursery-rhyme: Danks sweedie <3 Baldimare is a briddy biddy cidy. Id’d nide, dough. Can somebony helb gid dis lollibob ob by node?? x3
ask-nursery-rhyme: askprosecutie: ask-nursery-rhyme: Danks sweedie <3 Baldimare is a briddy biddy cidy. Id’d nide, dough. Can somebony helb gid dis lollibob ob by node?? Hold still~❤ B-brose, Brose…y-you don’ hab to- Brose, id guming
ask-nursery-rhyme: HONEY I’M HOME. X3!!!
ask-nursery-rhyme: ask-nursery-rhyme: Think it’s about time I update my reference sheet! X3!
ask-nursery-rhyme: Prosie said I should retire being a doctor and become a Mer-colt. Did I do it right? xD!
ask-nursery-rhyme: rofl. XD
ask-djose: I hope you enjoyed the tour, please pop by if you ever need assistance. (Featuring these amazing peoples and characters Kappa the Kirin Kodiak the Herbalist Dr Nursery Rhyme Dinky (from Derpy and Daughters) King Sombra Earth Air and Magic
sassy-fox: saywheeeeee: peixes-royalty: iamclassywalrus: doortotomorrow: AU - The Wolf’s Cub “What are you singing to her, Doctor?” “I’m singin’ an old nursery rhyme from Gallifrey. I want to make sure she knows the language.” OH MY
shavingryansprivates: why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians ring around the posie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague it’s
toothyandbooby: shavingryansprivates: why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians ring around the posie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black
lauriestrode: I wonder… what we should have done. Like the nursery rhyme, we were ‘capable of playing only one song.’ But if… if we had been born in another country… our selves… our bodies… wouldn’t have been like this.
blondebrainpower: The rivalry between the lion and the unicorn came to be particularly important in Britain, where the lion came to represent England and the unicorn Scotland. An English nursery rhyme, perhaps bearing an echo of Prester John’s
annabellioncourt: idrils: i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’ Mary Shelley didn’t give the monster bolts.
yellfang: party-at-the-tardis:shavingryansprivates: why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated
onwards-to-fantartica: dreamofunconsciousness: The last line “Row, Row, Row, Your Boat.” “Life is but a dream.” Really? That’s quite the existentialist mind-fuck to throw in at the end of a nursery rhyme. I waited patiently for this post
sixpenceee: Here is something phenomenal, I have to share with you all: A mother cichlid keeps her babies in her mouth to protect them. Sometimes she let’s them out as shown above. Her mouth serves as a nest and nursery. It may seem like a good
Spiders blamed after broken siren played creepy nursery rhymes randomly at night to UK townsfolk
princesswhatevr: poker-cards: pepperminttealeaves: killbenedictcumberbatch: grasslilly: “eeny meeny miney mo, catch a tiger by the toe” ah yes, nursery rhymes. teaching our children to poach exotic animals as early as possible add a
changlingsea: Part of one of my favorite “nursery rhymes” from one of my favorite books, We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson. I wanted the piece to look very boring from a distance but have a dark secret. It didn’t quite turn
nemfrog:“R is a raven perched on an oak/ Who with a rough voice cries croak, croak, croak!” Mother Goose’s nursery rhymes, tales and jingles. 1902.
anexperimentallife: teenagecriminalmastermind: dumb-science-jokes: trustme-im-a-pirate: mindblownie: annabellioncourt: idrils: i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium
findingkierra: lauraslittlespoon:Orange is the New Black: NURSERY RHYMES I love all of these women very dearly.
mindblownie: annabellioncourt: idrils: i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’ Mary Shelley didn’t give the
littlebanana77: masters-littleone: Daddyyy! You need to tell me nursery rhymes like this! Then we can act them out ;) The most awesomest nursery rhyme ever!
