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nue: my stuffed animals probably talk shit about me behind my back
nue: try to spell every letter of the alphabet without using the letter ur trying to spell
nue: i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash
nue: how big is ur penis?? i don’t want length, i want volume, surface area and density
nue: itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
nue: i hate teachers who give homework over break like do u not understand what a break is do u want me to demonstrate on ur neck
nue-ziel: The End of Masturgelion
nue: “what are you getting all dressed up for” “mom i’m taking a selfie”
Nue Love
Nue En Dessous
nue: im not dead yet because im no ones favorite character
nue: the year is 2046. pizzas can now fly but Your still gay
nue: i HATE when i walk into class late and everyone just turns and stares at me like i killed two people when i obviously killed seven
nue: “what are you getting all dressed up for” “mom i’m taking a selfie”
nue: how did i even find this website
nue-et-belle: Born of Rock by c0gnate
nue: last christmas i gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died
nue: everyday during school i tell myself im going to come home and do all my homework and study for all my tests and be a good student so i can become a successful and prosperous member of society but as soon as i get home i sit on my ass till 2am on
nue: theres always that one kid who tries way too hard to be funny during class and it always makes me cringe from secondhand embarrassment like can u please stop
nue: tumblr changed the posts omfg it used to be like but now its
nue: how do i kill myself without dying
nue: i dont like the fact that u are literally forced into this world with no choice whatsoever and then youre forced to do all this school and work and job stuff its just kind of dumb
nue: girl r u a calendar……………………. cos ur days are numbered
nue: my favorite part about new years is waking up and realizing that nothing has fucking changed
nue-et-belle: Torso by Aurimas Valevicius
nue: i cant wait to get my license so i can legally drive myself off a cliff
nue: girl are u an egg? because ur definitely getting laid tonight
nue: maybe we all die because this is only the free trial of life and we have to pay ร.99 to access the full version and all extra features
nue: i dont have opinions because all my opinions are fact
nue: *40 year old white father voice* hey sport
nue: life hack: can’t do homework if you don’t have a home. burn it down you piece of shit
nue: shout out to all the 13 y/o’s on here that are literally so fucking smart and educated on so many different topics & very nice & well rounded as well b/c when i was 13 i was making ur mom jokes and laughing at dick jokes while simuntaneously
nue: “top or bottom?” i whisper to you as i pull you into my bedroom. i just got new spongebob bedsheets for this bunk bed and this sleepover is gonna be rad as hell
nue: please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
Nue | Aristophane Montmorency
nue: hey dude i want to follow u on tumblr but my mom wants to talk to your mom first haha
nue: it is better to have followed and unfollowed than to have never followed at all
nue: on december 21 the mayans are going to come back and tell us all it was just a social experiment
