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officialunitedstates: -gets facebook notification that it’s a friend’s birthday -thinks “never really was friends with this person” -unfriends them on their birthday
dilfgosh: when you open a text just to get rid of the notification
agrownupgeekgirl: techsgtjenn: floopyluvspineapples: You always have that one follower who attacks your notifications in the middle of the night and goes through your blog, reblogging everything in sight. And you’re just like: … I think I am
filisexual: azalee-calypso: bookshop: TIP: Tumblr has quietly unveiled @ notifications for users! Tumblr unveiled a basic feature on its platform today that will make many users happy—if they notice it. Did you know you can type @ to auto-link a
titytwochainz: when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame
puinkey:Stream notification variant will be up when I’m streaming :3c
johnnypenis: specialmouse: chadzia: portentsofwoe: i dont care me when i get a notification: what am I even supposed to do Finish the job
babyanimalgifs:My uncle got a notification that someone was ringing his doorbell. This was the culprit. (Source)
katisconfused: dad-mode-engage: rafa-starkiller: classandcars: tab-irl: transgirl-link: Steel Ball Run nivrir: this is the only reason i get news notifications on my phone okay but they actually had a very calculated disregard for speed limits?
chiefmcclane:Behold the most jarring, contextless push notification I’ve ever received
lizzibennet:opens news article. closes three pop up ads. backs out of the survey page i was redirected to. closes a pop up video ad. rejects cookies to make the cookie window go away. dismisses the requests to receive notifications from the website and
roseworth:so i was thinking aboutALTpost cancelled i got this notification as i was typing this and i think it’s trying to tell me something
penis-peeper:THIS IS THE FUNNIEST NOTIFICATION IVE EVER GOTTEN
gina145: reclaimingmandy: Good news about making friends on Tumblr? Yay friends! Bad news? If you make friends with the cool kids, they reblog your stuff and your notification feed is never the same! You are definitely a cool kid!!!
Tumblr notifications is fucked and doesnt even work half the time
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FYI: tumblr support says the notifications will be back on your posts page in the near future...
dwuff: Hey woah now tumblr, where’d all my note notifications go? Anyone else struggling with this? The new tumblr seems to be really buggy.. ?
pinkprincess17: is anyone out there? not seeing any notifications on my dash (on my computer and on my dash) i am using missing e but i disabled it (didnt delete it) and that did nothing to help. thanks to my followers for answering and reassuring
just-shower-thoughts: We should get a notification every time someone attempts to create an account with our username, so we can feel good about ourselves for getting there first
qurlyheadkilla:jojje94: Notification trolling. SOMEONE GIVE HIM A MEDAL Lmaoooo
iswearimnotnaked: pretty–gay: iswearimnotnaked: also ca we talk about how pretty my iPhone looks listen,,, you gotta deal with your notifications… please im begging you ok. this seems to be the reaction every single time someone sees my phone
shittyidea: On April Fools Day, porn sites should pop up a fake notification that says “successfully shared to Facebook”
jezzula: I just watched an episode of supernatural with Mark as Lucifer and when I turned it off, I checked my phone and saw tweet notifs from Mark and I said “Speak of the Devil” and I’ve been laughing for five minutes straight good night
just-shower-thoughts: College students would be less likely to skip class if they got a bill notification every morning for how much their classes cost for the day.
cleanie: Tumblir mobile: you have five new notifications! Me: oh can I see them Tumblr mobly: hehe Me: May I See Them Tumblr: :)
glumshoe: augustsgoop: glumshoe: glumshoe: smilesandvials: glumshoe: I…. ordered something online several weeks ago, very late at night, when I was not thinking clearly. I forgot about it until I got a shipping notification in my email two days
swordlesbianopinions: swordlesbianopinions: listen… jokes aside i don’t care if you don’t like carly rae jepsen’s music but the thing about it is i don’t need yall in my notifications telling me how much you hate her music. no matter how much
slimetony: suburbanwildernessdeity: oh my god tumblr i don’t CARE that 447 people commented on slimetony’s post. i really don’t. how can i explain to you that i don’t want this in my notifications Why can’t you be happy for me
cool-town: luchadoreofliberty: Can’t cum until the McRib is back. Tumblr app sent me a notification saying “luchadoreofliberty is a genius” and linked to this
sharkebutt: sharkebutt: the nsa agents watching me check my phone after they activated my phones vibrate function without a notification they know that i know
hungwy:vampireapologist-archive-deacti:hungwy:Being in the ocean is scary (not a usual human biome) but the contents of the ocean are notIf you are in the ocean that makes you the contents and I am afraid of you*I furrow my brow and look deeply into your
trishunahatesohio: live-lobsters-from-kmart: tab-irl: transgirl-link: Steel Ball Run nivrir: this is the only reason i get news notifications on my phone okay but they actually had a very calculated disregard for speed limits? some of the quick
thefloatingstone: tumblr notifs: Mutual™ has liked your post me: *clicks on the button to see which post* I must know which of my humble offerings have pleased my dearest.
fingers-in-his: fingers-in-his: fingers-in-his: kanye-west-he: fingers-in-his: fingers-in-his: ass ass likes ass Please Stop Reblogging This. Tumblr’s New Notification System Is Killing Me. Ple Hell Is Not Worth The Price Of This
ghostypeppers:ghostypeppers:M-medibang…?Ok I know this Medibang thing is beating a dead horse, but THIS is a notification I can get behind
itsnotasideeffect:ivan-fyodorovich: c4ps3p: clickablestoclickupon: strangerfandomfiascos: iidrils: thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis: makesuchexpensivemistakes: in my notifications high comedy
the-entire-furry-fandom: slumbermancer: sometimes the notification box on posts forgets how to be a functional element of a web page and just starts cramming actual posts from my blog into itself, engulfing the notes and eating them alive i guess THE
dragon-in-a-fez:dragon-in-a-fez:teenagers have figured out that you can fake a positive covid test and get out of school using lemon juice and the newspapers sending me push notifications about this seem to expect my reaction to be “oh no those horrible
thyrell: yetanotheryellowblog:thyrell: best-of-inspirobot:[Your vagina is average] Tumblr put this post in my notifications. Why? maybe you need to see a gynecologist?
ezmads:ezmads:ezmads:they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soderI just want everyone to know there has not been a single day that I have not had at least one notification about this post
lakemojave:inneskeeper:lakemojave:The reason tumblr should have a mutuals only filter for notifications is cause I wanna know which of you i need to demand reparations for my posts getting popularOh? So you don’t want a post to get popular? Hm.
gaylord-zuko:I don’t understand when people complain about “likespamming.” If I see the same person 20 times in a row in my notifs, even if they don’t reblog anything or follow me, I’m excited that they came to my gay little museum and had a
:astraldemise:astraldemise:astraldemise:bigweldbigweld you guys reblog this every wednesday every wednesday i wake up and wonder what day it is and i see bigweld in my tumblr notifications and im like ah its wednesday again bigweld wednesday just like
ungoliantschilde:ungoliantschilde: FedEx has amusing aircraft mechanics in their employ. I posted this about 9 years ago, and it still shows up in my notifications a couple times a week.
silly-jellyghoty:bronzetomatoes:“spam liking will get you blocked” spam liking will get you a kiss on the mouthThere is nothing better than opening notifications and finding out that several days of your bullshit just made someone’s
mybodyprogress2021:Idk who needs to hear this but your tummy isn’t ruining your outfits, you look hot
pir8core:astraldemise:astraldemise:astraldemise:astraldemise:bigweldbigweld you guys reblog this every wednesday every wednesday i wake up and wonder what day it is and i see bigweld in my tumblr notifications and im like ah its wednesday again bigweld
jambambles:pool-core: pool-core: The Forbidden Pool Every so often a note will blow through my notifs telling me “Um actually the water is only radioactive at the bottom so it’s perfectly safe to swim here” yeah bitch swim in the reactor pool
ivan-fyodorovich: c4ps3p: clickablestoclickupon: strangerfandomfiascos: iidrils: thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis: makesuchexpensivemistakes: in my notifications high comedy
corninthegob:junkoandthediamonds:junkoandthediamonds:junkoandthediamonds:i want you guys to GUESS what this anon says. because seeing this notification itself could not have prepared me for the full thingall wonderful guesses!but alas, no, it was:mixed
neuronary:neuronary:neuronary:neuronary:if i sell nudes to pay for top surgery can i call them limited editionuh ohalright fuck it. yous have blown up my notifications for three days. put your money where your mouths are. i’m getting top surgery in
deanswristwatch:33v0:this is the best tag I’ve ever gotten in my notifs actually
celebertitties: i watched your snapchat story to get rid of the notification not because i’m interested in your life
ladyloveandjustice: My most popular original posts in the history of this blog, according to the notes counter (aka posts i have notification blocked) which demonstrates my point about rambly hp posts getting a ridic amount of notes, apparently one is
george-hill-blog: Follow 💁@george-hill-blog 💦💦💦 Make sure you turn on those post notifications 😘👅😘👅
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