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thedapper-dyke: Note to self. Today I felt like I couldn’t remember anything that I liked about myself. I’ve gained weight, and everytime I look in the mirror I see an alien staring back at me. So I asked my girlfriend to draw on me every word that
basedgosh: basedgosh: note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend ุ on chinese food when you’re broke who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me
byebyethinspo:note to self: if you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 seconds ok u got this
kinkybihousewife: analgirls: “why did you have to wake me up?” - analgirls ⇋ mamitaonlyanal Note to self - need more anal sex.
pinkvelourtracksuit: note to self: don’t worry about the hoes that don’t like u. focus on those that love u and appreciate u. not everyone is going to like u. especially if u doing something positive!
crackervolley: pembrokewkorgi: diancie: voidbabe: crimewave420: I’d quit playing if this happened to me tbh BRUH Note to self, NEVER participate in a Smash competition. Sadly enough… this was the highlight of the entire Sunday finals :/
brunhiddensmusings: roseshock: Note to self this show was always so jarring when he took a break from being a disconnected potato to just randomly say the most coherent and enlightened thing anyone’s heard that week
byebyethinspo: note to self: if you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 seconds ok u got this
willambelli: dailydragsbian: Note to self: if noise makers are running low next NYE, a Louis Vuitton pump swung with gusto will work just as well! Yaaaay! Louis Vuitton and Louboutin are two different things. Go to Neiman’s and drink at their bar
c2oh: note to self: invest in non-acryla gouache so i can paint with these paints more often without having to set up everything and waste paint.
robinbanks14: We started with natures butt-plug, so we’ll end with nature’s dildo. Fuck yes cucumbers. They’ve got cum right in the name people. Note to self: next time invest in some kumquats. Actually kind of got to have two orgasms there.
rapedollfantasies: note to self: never go to a auto repair shop complain about some car fixing again
“Note to self: Get a piano. Also consider learning to play it one day.”
actionbuddy: Note to self: Take a vacation to beautiful Serbia.
the-girl-you-forgot-to-love: “A girl and her bed on Sundays are an endless love affair.” — note to self (via lobstersandlilly)
lacewing-flies: (via juki) I want to spend my life in this room. (note to self: sewing table?)
veracityinbloom: 22 mile bike ride: Awesome Sunburn: FUCK YOUUUU!!!a Ow!! If only I had a pool boy to rub aloe on me…. Note to self- start saving for a pool…. First things first. Lol
xlilitu:Got a little tipsy last night and was feeling myself. Note to self: clean mirror prior to photo sesh. 🤦♀️
ashprincessmidna: Note to self: only take a mature person to a sex shop with you. What did said immature person do or say???…lol
stainedpure: Note to self: don’t tell someone you want to keep your loved ones skull instead of their ashes. This is not normal. Got it. Because you’re unique and beautiful!!!
bint-mohammad: fiseebilillah: note to self: these exams ain’t gon’ take u to jannah 😂😂😭
tieme-takeme: Like, seriously. Cute ladies that know how to dish out serious pain <3 Note to self, have sex with more pro dommes and their adorable girlfriends.
deliciousanddecadence: Note to self… I could say something to antagonize ppl who follow their political beliefs…But the truth will always set you free…
alovelysub: naughtynuff: Because there’s never enough tits on your dash.. Note to self: remember to refrain from posting a titty selfie when M posts one. Wait at least 48 hours. Damn, darlin’. Lookin’ good ;) Wow
saemiligr: catbunting: Note to self This movie means more to me than words can say
elmolincoln: Ready for work. Note to self”: make sure you don’t get distracted by work and lose track of how your top is setting. Need to keep watch. Hope youall have a great week!the lady next doorelmolincoln.tumblr.com/archive
infinite-paradox: Note to self: “Show love every day to those around me.”
in2sin: Note to self: Don’t forget to bring my camera for Girls nite out!
k8will:Note to self, remember if there is no table cloth, such activities are visible to those sitting across the room / bar / restaurant (whoops).
sircarl-da1st: callmemsj: coolassal: lifeofoh: ₮eanna ₮rump Note To Self : Find Out Her Ring Size…. Dedicated to the D 👅👅 Teanna wasn’t bullshittin
redbull: Note to self: if you’re gonna challenge world class ping pong player Soo Yeon Lee to a match, don’t get distracted by the performers at #RBguesthouse.
callmemsj: coolassal: lifeofoh: ₮eanna ₮rump Note To Self : Find Out Her Ring Size…. Dedicated to the D 👅👅
pittsteeler: Note to self: Be careful not to get a chubby when freeballing in the white shorts.
uzowuru: note to self: not everyone you bless will treat you like you’ve blessed them. it’s ok. that’s not the point of blessing them. i hope i never mistreat anyone who’s ever gone out on a limb to help me, at the very least i hope i can
willahollandblog: @Willaaaah: Note to self: make sure to get all the fake blood off before hot yoga… Or you end up looking like Carrie and making the teacher scream.
make-her-famous: make-her-famous: Maria Anokhina Note to self: Move to Russia!! And that is still (one) of the dreams….
marrrry: Note to self: Thrifting whilst menstruating is a dangerous and financially unwise game, not only am I an incredibly emotional shopper but there are heaps upon heaps of vintage high waisted pants I’m able to be bloated and still feel hot in
prayfukkdie:Note to self:remember to use this
prayfukkdie: ginnabelle: hazeleyes2012: Finger fucked 💖💕 Hmmmm. I usually use my index and long. .note to self good to know
bobqdevil: itsawenwin: When His hands are on my hips like that Note to self: Pay Fucking attention to this!!!
somewhatsomelikepoetry:Note to self:Stop laying on the bathroom floor at 4am crying over someone that didn’t want to stay.
mikodaix: This is what I get for being a show off. Note to self: stick to being an exhibitionist and abandon dreams of joining the circus.Courtesy of RatedXLife– Thanks guys!
date: Note to self: stop getting emotionally attached to fictional characters…
strawberrymilk666: wickedwitchh: riceisholy: Note to self: Stay Body Positive 💗💗💗 AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL OF MY EXES
hektikk: 🍆🍑 Note to self: try to be more discreet when other people are in the house.
nigerianvibes: babyphatjeans: note to self: u may fuck up, but ur not a fuck up! ur not a failure. use ur feelings of fear and apprehension for the future to propel urself forward. don’t let fear paralyze u and keep u stuck in a perpetual state of
Confused. Need to sort through. Not sure what I want, or if I want anything at all. Note to self: slow down. Live in the present. Take it one day at a time- live by clichés
In the cocktail lounge on the Long Island Ferry. Note to self, vodka goes straight to my clit.
