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Life Pro Tip: A Hitachi magic wand can not only cause mind shatteringly good orgasms, but it also serves really well to get rid of knots in your shoulders and neck.
Not even the beautiful view, or the calm waters, or the fresh air of the night, can take your thoughts away of what probably is the most painful event in your life … Back in the house, your wife is having sex with another man … with your
i sketched you a thing THERE WAS THIS ADORABLE JIMBO IN MY INBOX WHAT IS LIFE LOOK AT HIS KAWAII LITTLE FACE thank you yOU’RE AWESOME <3
nieniekoto: cakeis: [ 5 : 2 3 A M ] o > this is giving me feelings ;__; Aw dear this was supposed to help your feels ヾ(´･ω･｀｡) Here, have the first 3 frames that cracked me up while making this :D
YOUR LOVE’S NOT WHAT I NEED on We Heart It. https://weheartit.com/entry/33040292/via/annabec
str0ng3rbrit: jxntry: relahvant: wewewe-soexcited: He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy
not-so-skeletal: catpun-ameowrica: IF YOU USE THIS TERM LIGHTLY, YOU NEED TO GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE. PEOPLE SUFFER THROUGH THIS SHIT. I AM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE. GOOD DAY, SIR AND/OR MADAM. This shit is not fun. I have an extreme
your-wifes-bull: There’s a new restaurant in town or whoever works there their significant other is not allowed to come. your life started up there and after many times why the other person in the relationship isn’t allowed to come up there her answer
sansa-stark-snow: “Life is not a song. You may learn that one day to your sorrow.”-Petyr Baelish
:“your ship is gross and problematic.”i literally do not care
themadsigma: alongcameatom: 0uu: zombie-rabbits: not knowing how to draw your favorite character not knowing how to draw your own character not knowing how to draw. drawing all of the above T ^T
introvertedstarlight: showerthoughtsofficial: Your bed is just basically a shelf where you put your body when you are not using it. Delete this off the internet
Quick,You now live your icon's life,HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?
Your Most Obedient and Humble Servant
Imagine life without 'em, all your radio heroes
not-your-incubator: lgbtprolife: “Keep your religion away from my uterus.” Keep your false concept of ‘choice’ away from their life. Then I’ll jump through a hoop if that’s what you want. (I don’t care about your uterus. Get
youre-not-the-problem-society-is: monkeystylez: unamentecomolatuya: Las VACACIONES ya vienen :’) 6 dias mas ctm y salgo de vacaciones vamos mierda ! hay una mina de apellido alegria y me cae mal ._., en conclusion odio este post -.-
I'm reaching the age when even my parents are making comments why I'm not "settled down" yet with someone -__- Sorry, your generation men actually worked and this one is the couch dwellers.
Not sure I believe those who tell themselves they’re good or not shitty, etc. You have to be a moralled person, productive with your life, goal orientated, have facts of what good you’ve done for others and then you can tell me you’re
Not Your Average Sex Life
☯Your Life is not an episode of skins☯
mickielau replied to your post: michael fong sucks w not f. AWW MICKIE!! this made me laugh. i’m sorry, and you’re right, w sucks.!
toysrme replied to your post: you don’t even fucking know what’s coming your way >:) Head for the hills! haha not me >:)
Life’s not perfect, Life is a sea, JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD ABOVE, SWIM <3 the last lines of my magazine poem from English class last year, inspired by Swim :D
you never apologized and expect me to be not mad and okay and accepting and act like everything’s been normal and that i should just go with your flow and whatever you’re not the king of everything anything.
179. If you died tomorrow, what’s one thing you’d regret not doing? 180. Your ideal girlfriend/boyfriend.
268: 10 qualities your friends have to possess
this stupid tylenol is not working and i have a major migraine ): fuckfuckfuckfuck i wanna go to your house right now. =_=
your family is messed up. and you complain how your parents don’t change. and all you do is complain and feel like you should be pitied. and even though they’re not changing, you’re not doing anything to change your views. you’re
The thing about relationships is, it’s not just you anymore. You can’t decide how you want things to be for you two. It has to be a mutual thing. There’s no going for whatever the hell you want; it’s not just your decision anymore.
Fuck this whole situation. Fuck myself for letting this happen. And fuck you for letting it happen too. Fuck your attitude and twofaced-ness. What the fuck was I even thinking…?! I CAN’T DEAL WITH MALE SPECIMENS LIKE YOU.
Tumblr anons > Ask.fm anons any day. I mean I’m still not answering your question, but nice try :) LOL.
Not your typical sex blogger. If you chat with me I will honest to god bore you with my life instead of trying to get with you.
Liking you is fucking useless. Caring for you, is wasting my time because you don’t care back. Everything I’ve done for you, has gone unappreciated. Putting myself through all the bullshit to make sure YOURE okay and not even worrying about
pleasecutmywrists: Depression blog. Keep going, you’re not alone.
sampreme: SEX fact you definitely did not know. Check out #2 (;
reblog if you're not expecting anything on Valentines day
Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.
Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
My psychology teacher showed us this picture in class and spent a good 10 minutes talking about how depression is a disorder, a mental disease, not a choice, etc. I respect him so much for that.
thefitally: so hard to not eat the entire box
Do it for you and not for them.
but u r not on my lvl 💅
do-not-touch-my-food: Grilled Harissa Shrimp Skewers with Basil Oil and Cilantro
do-not-touch-my-food: Baja Fish Tacos
do-not-touch-my-food: Spicy Cajun Chicken & Rice
do-not-touch-my-food: Cajun Chicken Alfredo Pasta
mangomargaux: ‘Not that long ago, people who ate food that was healthy, environmentally friendly, and caused no animals to suffer were considered health nuts, while those who ate food that caused disease, took a staggering toll on the resource base,
not everyone who comes into your life are here to stay, just another experience, good or bad.
Your life is not an episode of Skins
I’ve been battling Depression for almost 8 years, and the one thing I’ve learned is that at some point it does get better, everyday might not be great but it’s always worth fighting for. Love yourself everyday, you’re the only
decmberkid: “Be in love with your life, every detail of it.” — Jack Kerouac (via purplebuddhaproject)
imaanoverdesires:Teach your kids that cooking and cleaning are basic life skills. Not gender roles.
Not going to go in dept on my lack of executive function and how it is usually manifested. But as a wonderful person pointed out, it makes you a devoted sub because the structure and routine a partner brings to your life is valued that much more.And it
curiouswhitebuoy: me: *takes a deep breath* me: i lo- anyone who has ever spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love Garnet’s thighs, i know, you love Garnet’s thighs so much, they’re the light of your life, you love them so much, you
not-your-rnermaid: sexxanddaisiess: sleezed: If you put your hand on her lower pelvis and put pressure on it while you’re finger fucking her. I promise you she’ll damn near start speaking another language Spread the word. Save a life. This
fist-kisses:Good girls make You hard, not your life.
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