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kalliopestarmist: I forget that old cameras don’t always have to take formal pictures I forget that old timey people were human, too. RELEVANT. Not porn, but still. You wouldn’t be here if your life didn’t need Victorians bein’
faontk: 12 Rules of Chastity - Make Your Life Easier You decide on the length of the lock up. You get to decide how he cums and how you have sex. Sex does not require unlocking of the penis unless you say so. He is not allowed to touch his genitalia
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This is as close to a chair as you’ll ever get again. Your life, from this point forward, will be lived on your knees. You will be trained as a pet. Self aware but unable to express yourself. Pets do not get to sit on chairs. Pets eat
guapofulltime: STFU and get over there…… I’m not here to cuddle you or give you flowers…… I’m not your little lame dick man…… I’m here to pound and ruin you whole….. Starting from the inside of your pussy to the out of your mental
What were you thinking dork?! She said she would help you loose your cuckie virginity not your pussy virginity! But your down to watch her fuck her black boyfriend though, right? Your still kinda gonna “score,” just in a different way, but
New Post has been published on http://bonafidepanda.com/the-people-you-need-to-cut-out-of-your-life-in-order-to-be-happy/The People You Need To Cut Out Of Your Life In Order To Be Happy “Happiness is not determined by what’s happening around you,
shiraglassman: queenofthepiskies: Pretty sure “money can’t buy happiness” is meant to actually mean “don’t neglect emotional health and caring for the people in your life in the pursuit of more wealth than you need”, but instead middle-class
NOT ONLY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO WRITE KILI AS A CIS DUDE. It’s getting impossible for me to read him as one, too. I just kind of scrunch up my nose and go “But… why?”
thegestianpoet: romanticize the fuck out of life if thats how you cope who cares fuck those text posts that are like “your life will never be a wes anderson movie” well of course it won’t but i’m buying that cute yellow tea kettle anyways motherfucker
ed-free-maggie: Just in case you forgot, I truly hope you remember that you are not meant to spend your entire life trying to lose weight. Numbers are not your life’s purpose. You are destined for much greater things than that.
loneozner: ik some people don’t understand exactly how much anxiety can irrationally prevent you from doing things, even easy things, or how much it can completely stunt your life… it’s garbage tbh and it’s not the same as being nervous, it’s
branstarks: I told you. All the men in my life die.I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.
lightheartedsuggestion: It wasn’t meant to be. You’re not missing out. Your life has different plans for you.
the-treasures-in-life: When the gaze of my eyes meets yours, I see the joys for the love that forever remains
olindacastielle: Follow your heart and forget your head and you will see how quickly your life changes from sad to happy (at www.olindacastielle.com)
lucyelizabeth: this is a PSA depression does not vanish just because your life is technically ‘going well’ depression does not vanish just because good things are happening to/around you depression does not vanish just because you’re surrounded
positivebodyimageproject: “Losing weight is not your life’s work, and counting calories is not the call of your soul. You surely are destined for something much greater, much bigger, than shedding 20 pounds or tallying calories. What would happen
mostlyhazel: it is okay to let things go. it does not make you a bad person. you do not need to hang on so tightly to everything in your life. some of those things will not last, and that is okay, because that is how life is. you do not need to keep
phosphorescentt: phosphorescentt: If I could offer a young person advice about anything it would be do NOT make life decisions based on your boyfriend or girlfriend. Girls especially. Do NOT stay close to home for him, do not skip opportunities to travel
fatgirlopinions: Let me blow your mind for a minute. If you’re fat, you don’t. have. to. pursue. weight loss. It is not your life’s mission to be not fat anymore. LET YOURSELF HAVE SOME DAMN HOBBIES. ENJOY YOURSELF. FUCK EVERYONE WHO SAYS YOU
Your 20s suck because you’re being stupid, figuring out your life and literally making mistakes every other second. You’ll get over it. I promise it get better you just gotta stick around to make the life you want it’s so hard.
tired-tiefling:o-lanterns: chronicallysickchick: spyrogf: spyrogf: Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing Things that actually work if u try at them: Drinking water No longer making self deprecating jokes
marlynnofmany:aqueous2:instructor144:ventraman:rev-another-bondi-blonde:This could save your life.BOOST.Absolutely vital information to have if you live where the waters freeze over.I especially appreciate this guy’s commitment to actually showing
relateablepicturesofruby: THIS IS THE SHAME ORB IT ONLY APPEARS EVERY 5,000 YEARS REBLOG AND YOU WILL NOT BRING SHAME TO YOUR LIFE BUT ONLY IF YOU COMMENT ALL HAIL SHAME ORB ALL HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
sourcefieldmix: pikaclue: theproblematicblogger: the14thplanet: share the toolman and the next 20 seconds of your life will be pretty decent ngl it worked damn that’s some fast service i shared in 21 seconds and he fucking killed me with that
oitnbmoments: You have been visited by the Norma of Luck, reblog this and your life will get better.
pragula: This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
pattilemon: iashvee: warbutt: msnubuddhist: screengeniuz: the-movemnt: this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt 😂 ❤️ pls let this be the start of a trend retweet this and your dream job will come into your life I reblogging
MY LIFE , NOT YOURS.
When the only thing you have to offer in life is what's in between your legs and not your ears, do not speak to me.
Do not let your obligations take your life away
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Kinda really sad and fucked up when you find out you didn’t mean as much as you thought you did to people that are no longer really part of your life. Kinda really fucked up my day.
I’m bad oh baby, you know it follows me around everywhere I go, andI don’t need your sympathy, noI need a fucking miracle, ohRed wine, tea stains, It’s been a long day,I just want your love not your moneyLeave me here, I’ll be
rawrda:This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself. Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that’s comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly,
Not Jammy.
kippenlvst: can-u-not-my-wayward-son: can-u-not-my-wayward-son: why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies????? i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana Die kommentare hahahaha
highenoughtoseethesea: What would you change about your life? “Not a thing. Everything’s a learning curve. There’s a couple of things (laughs) I’d like to take back, but fuck, I wouldn’t be who I am or where I am today. You gotta go in
Play💏With Her Titties🍒 Not⛔️Her Feelings 🌈😪✋ . Make Her Pussy😻Cry😻💦 Not🚫⛔️Her Eyes👀💧😭👎 . Break⛔️The Bed😈🍆 Not🚫Her Heart 💔😔✌️💯
nxstyle: Not your average yacht racing.
vegan-venting: Not your mom, not your milk. Not your body, not your meat. Not your ovaries, not your eggs. Not your hive, not your honey. Not your bones, not your gelatin. Not your skin, not your leather. NOT YOUR LIFE, NOT YOUR RIGHT.
Steve Jobs’ Vision of the World (by gocarlo) The world as Steve Jobs saw it: When you grow up you tend to get told the world is the way it is and you’re life is just to live your life inside the world. Try not to bash into the walls too much.
latinjuicydrip4bbc: Get you a woman that’s gonna make your dick hard, not your life hardSends you to work relaxed cause she done sucked and swallowed your babies that morning. And is ready to get pounded out if you come home frustrated. Talks, holds
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