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kalliopestarmist: I forget that old cameras don’t always have to take formal pictures I forget that old timey people were human, too. RELEVANT. Not porn, but still. You wouldn’t be here if your life didn’t need Victorians bein’
Hahaha, please tell me you’re going to show it to her and demand she stop hogging the time machine.
Antique Pornography of Women on Ladders. Because I love you. Thanks for sticking around.
Reblog if it is 104% okay to come to your ask and just say 'Hi can we be friends and then start asking you random questions.
Oh my beautiful perverts, look at you all. Welcome to the insanity. I’ll have a celebratory post up soon.
“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs… and I won’t tell you ‘down, girl.’”
You know what is expected of you, Do not disappoint me.
You don’t deserve any more, not until you’ve earned it.
midnight-forest: letthemhavewonder: otayuriistheliteralbest: le-wendigogo-reblogs: le-wendigogo: le-wendigogo: staff: Here it is: Best stuff first Extremely handy if you follow a lot of people and hate missing anything good. Best Stuff First
My mistress made me realize I have a clit not a cock.I think you’ve known that deep down inside for years now hehehehe
You not only had to watch, they even brought a camera and told you to take pictures of them fucking your wife.
bavarii: A wonderful group commission for a few of my friend’s OCs dressing up and going out for trick or treating on Halloween! I had so much fun working on this pretty big picture, thank you so much again everyone! OCs belong to (from right to left): @
If there is a motherfucker around…You can not be considered protected…Even at home…From having pleasure, your husband can’t provide!
i sketched you a thing THERE WAS THIS ADORABLE JIMBO IN MY INBOX WHAT IS LIFE LOOK AT HIS KAWAII LITTLE FACE thank you yOU’RE AWESOME <3
lordrobotnik: charcoal-charmander: isaia: serenity-fails: on the subjects of boobs and shirts and boobs in shirts OH GOD THANK YOU. YES THANK YOU I’m looking at you PROFESSIONAL COMIC BOOK ARTISTS. This is important to learn guys, a lot of newbie
You were made for this. The question in your eyes isn’t why am I using you this way, but the hopeful reflection and doubt as to whether or not you are pleasing enough.
edhelernil: Well, it will be a miracle if you manage not to hate me after this. But. Ask an honest question, get an honest answer. And please know that I really am friendly and open-minded, but even the nicest people have their limits, and bullshit has
You can’t control your career as an actor. If you could strategize your way to the top, then everybody would be successful and playing the leads in movies where they’re commanding millions of dollars. And they’re not. You can’t. There are better
canada-leaf: donquixano: Did you just reblog Benedict Cumberbatch cosplaying an anime character? Did Benedict Cumberbatch willingly cosplay an anime character? …. is he not the perfect fit for said character? HE EVEN HAS THE DOG this. is. AWESOME!
Naomi puts racist Russian model Kiara’s ass on blast! you just got served guuurl
deathtofuckingdestiny: supalove: thinksquad: This girl was crying and begging the policeman not to hit her or any of her friends. Then the policeman started crying as well and he said to her: “You just hold on girl.” The photo comes from protests
sanjl: gandammu: my mom put never gonna give you up on. shes singing along not knowing of my suffering. of all the times ive been memed on. its even on an usb. she downloaded it and willingly put it on an usb. she likes the song. these are my last words
meggannn: narcolassie: despicabletweets: Oh, so I guess “It’s the White House for a reason” is a thing now. Alex Zeagler’s is my favorite: “on the off chance this is racist, don’t worry ‘coz it’s not offensive.” REASONS WHY I
aesonissa: Dipped chocolate pretzels and cookies arrived in the mail. A note with them. Sorry I am an ass, you are a great person. Myself a terrible friend. ~Aesonissa xanelen felonous
Stunning…… When ogling babes with all the other boys, they never would have imagined, that rather then seeing the women like they do, that you struggled with how more so, you marveled at their glamour, in the way girls do. That you knew
Utterly glamorous, yet just enough sex appeal to allow you to pretend to yourself that you are looking at her because you are “attracted to girls”.The kind of girl I spent my boyhood looking at. The other boys never quite understood my taste in porn.
When you know as a crossdressing boy, that if you were a girl, what it would mean to live with no requirement or pressure to desire girls? What it would mean to be allowed, expected and even encouraged to desire men?That you would absolutely adore men,
Oh the peer pressures of boyhood. That constant worry whether the other boys will ask you something, which shows you know absolutely nothing about cars… about sports. That you know absolutely nothing about what it is like, to actually….&hell
Things you can relate to as a fairy.When you matured, you grew out of girls, and grew to be into boys.
Things you can relate to as a fairy…It felt like you were the only boy in the world that wasn’t in the slightest bit turned on by breasts.And eventually, later into your teens, when you did develop such an enthusiasm, it would rather be towards
If you’re going to make a post about commissions, you should at least include images of your existing artwork in the post. Like, imagine if a restaurant tried selling food to you without advertising what the stuff that goes into your mouth looks like. (
You know you’re at the wrong job when you start getting paid in feet
“NOT HAPPY WITH YOUR HOUSE? DROWN YOURSELF”
Heya everyone, just wanted to say that I’ve had so many asks pilled up, that I felt a bit overwhelmed. I’ve cleared out the majority of the inbox in hopes of getting some new stuff in. Answering old asks is rarely any fun ^-^;
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Jfc uh Hiii new followers Based on where I’m assuming you all came from I feel as though I should say I don’t draw Homestuck as much as I used to but I hope you enjoy your stay anyway Happy to have you!
PS you could also donate to my PayPal if you want to support me https://paypal.me/emily553 i am v poor and monetary help would be greatly appreciated IF you like what i do on this blog. thank you everyone who follows x)
yarelimoreno:weloveshortvideos: When you and the squad are tryna turn up but that one person in the group just sucks Poor guy
You know… I try to like this book, honestly… But fuck me..Read Hulk instead, its written by Mariko Tamaki. I wanted to write something about Unstoppable Wasp but it’s not worthy… Is just another tween bullshit from Marvel. But
Not sure if there are anons deliberately trolling me on Literotica or if I have been getting worse recently. Feels like the negative reactions there have been more and more both frequent and incendiary with the last few uploads.I mean, sure, I was not
Congratulations @kryostase and @snippymussel266 you won! I’ll be contacting you shortly so you tell me what you want!
Brain: hey friend! You forgot to go to the bathroom this morning when you got up! Just FYI :3Me: …….ahem.. *pretends not to hear Brain and looks the other way*
youvebeengnomed: oopsislipped: papita-adobada: leanxiouspotato: cynthiamurphy: mentally ill people reblog with the sad lyric you sing extra loud because you feel it so hard “You have no control/ Who lives, who dies, who tells your story?”
worldheritageposts-official: themythicalcodfish: brightlotusmoon:postimpression: pumpkinsforsale:ampervadasz:Unmute ! CaptionsWoman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you
kimpissable: clevverbot: UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE
boo-bickells:do you ever get attached to like one line or phrase from a song and it holds so much meaning to you but no one else understands how powerful those few words are to you
i’d meet you where the spirit meets the bones
You ever see one of those #Relatable type posts where there’s nothing wrong or offensive about it or anything, it’s just so intensely Not You that you would relate to the exact polar opposite of it, like it’s astounding how much you can’t relate
Scotland, i just want you to know, if you do become independent, once you’ve got your super-prosperous left-wing utopia up and running, i’m coming to join you.
You know you’ve gone offf the deep end when you’re recovering from a depressive episode and the first thing you think to do is turn on an adult swim cartoon “for comfort”
Kinda really sad and fucked up when you find out you didn’t mean as much as you thought you did to people that are no longer really part of your life. Kinda really fucked up my day.
You’re worthy. Of any and every kind of love. You were made so delicately and beautifully. Stop diluting yourself to fit the standards of anyone who is unable to see how fucking perfect you are. It’s not you, it’s them. Don’t
That awkward moment when you realize a blog you really liked that followed you before, unfollowed you.
tuckhasthoughts: Aries You burn your feet when you dance in the cinders of the bridges you burned trying to prove that you are okay with being alone.
If you ask me my nationality I will say American I will not indulge your ignorance and dumbassery because you’re trying to figure out why I’m brown so you ask me where I was born
You know you have a problem when you’re literally sobbing over Kakashi while watching Naruto and your little sister tells your daughter “shh Mommy’s having a moment” and hands you a tissue PLEAS E SOMEONE SEND ME TO REHAB
Not talking to you all day sucks.
mrymorstn-archive: you know those people who are just luminous, like they’re so beautiful and everything they do is endearing and all you can do is stare and hope that some of their light hits you someday. maybe it’s not even romantic but they’re
no anon, the only reason I’m “rude” to those people is because they accuse me of things I don’t do and so do youbut I’m not replying you bc it ain’t worth it
naked-yogi: Haha. Someone messaged me and told me they paid for my private SnapChat and have been using the screenshots of my content by selling them to make money for themselves. You’re right, I won’t report it to SnapChat, I’m not stupid. What
