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83. twinktrophy: the idea in tumblr is either to blog new pictures or reblog them… and if you do not show the source when you reblog that is just stupid…Â
Not a bad progression. For unreal people that is. :) I had a way sluttier end shot for the girls, but I’m deciding to keep this from going that far down the gutter. I’ll save those pics for another day. :D
theguiltywife: Your wife had wanted to make an impression but not the wrong impression
The teeny SaRenna Lee may be short but she’ll take the jumbo bottle of sunscreen, thank you. If you haven’t bookmarked bustypics by now, you beyond our help.
Not entirely sure Danni should be squatting over some (unfortunately-shaped) clay pottery but at least we can enjoy the pixie haircut. Adorbs, as the kids says!
bbpartypaul: Size Queen? I’ve been asked if I’m a size queen or not. The short answer is probably yes, but it does come with a but. I will service a hot top anytime. Things like race, age, height don’t matter so much and on the same token the size
Imagine if you were married to her and not into loose pussy, lol. Come home late at night from your minimum wage shift at the box factory and she’s there waiting for you with her legs spread for your treat, some hotdog-down-a-hallway duty sex. Her pussy
Shortly after your engagement, she told you she thought she was going to need more than a man to achieve a sexually fulfilled live. Next came the hints about you being a the very supportive man she could love but not the demanding, aggressive and dominant
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runicart: I tried There was an attempt I failed :”D Still, though. This lil cutie is way too awesome to pass up doodlin. Maybe later I’ll do something actually decent not vomit-inducing. @kanelfa Shhhhh, this is fine!! ♥ ♥
floreum: Turntable of Smol Dragon @kanelfaHere’s a progress gif as well! :) (Actually forgot it was even a WIP from the last post and not the finished thing;;; oh geez, i’m an idoit.) ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ You’re flooring me, flor!
ramember: THE WAY KILI LOOKS AROUND HIS KNEES OMFG - KILI BILBO IS NOT THAT SHORT OMG YOU PRECIOUS BABY
Still no SD card, so here’s some more pictures of my sexy friend Giovanni. Many people actually asked for more of him, and yet he still hasn’t made a tumblr of his own like the buttface he is. o3o
mylustfulpassionsandpleasures: Beauty is a state of mind. Here is a picture of a woman dressed but all I can think of is how beautiful she is. It’s not the short skirt or her lovely legs that attract me it is the confidence she shows that really
Not crazy about the short hair, but DAMN!
Occasionally when Ririn tires of her normal day-to-day she’ll find a pack of orcs to have some fun with. They’re not the brightest, but they’re very good at listening to commands, and their “size” is something Ririn has becom
The new supervisor did not suffer fools lightly. She also did not kick balls lightly or whip asses lightly. Things around the office were changing fast.
I needed a short break from pony and I was in the mood for boobs, so I did some study doodles on how they move. One thing led to another and now there are some bouncing boobs on your dashboard. bouncebouncebouncebouncebounce It’s supposed to be
Sorry if this appears twice on your dashboard, tumblr had some issues uploading the pics. I took a short break after finishing my newest patreon picture and I practiced some landscape painting. Inspired by the gorgeous landscapes of Dragon Age Inquisition
Hey everyone, I’m taking a short break from work to fly out of town with the family this weekend. If you’re wondering where the updates are, I’ll be back to posting commissions and stuff on Tuesday.Have a good weekend \o
Not sure if anyone seeing this has heard of Danger Rangers, but in the episode “Mission 547: Safety Rules!” Burt the turtle pulls Sully the sea lion’s pants down in the park, much to Burble the polar bear’s amusement.
Short shaft version of my blog banner! Check out the HD version linked on FA
Sports bra and boyshorts (and i just noticed this, but the pink item sticking out of the shorts is this ribbon built into the shorts to act as a drawstring, not my genitals lol)
Not digging the short hair
‘Looking for Demi-Sexual Roommate’ was not the weirdest thing Alex had seen as a headline for a craigslist posting during his search for housing next year. Standing at the gate of a fenced-in colonial at the listed address was daunting, but not skeevy.
Congrats @seafooddinner, @berjerblogblog, @bat-ponies-after-dark, @lightning-the-furry, and @storm-warriors I’ll be messaging you shortly.Remember it’ll be first reply first served and I’ll be working on the pics two at a time!
pewpuupalace: Update with a few more characters! Added Knuckles, Amy and Rouge! Also added an edited Tails that is more in-line with what I originally wanted. Not sure if the shorts are too girly now though? Knuckles was pretty tricky, I wanted him to
im-significant: theknorthernking: Incredible oh my god is it not only me whose brain shorts out completely when someone changes the amount they handed me
A Short List of Shenanigans My Parent’s Dog Has Engaged In:
drinking-tea-at-midnight: gloomyfairyland: skramza-stark: narkomgay: wumblr: HELLO??? Why do the socks have pockets and not the shorts??? why is he such a bad engineer??? These are probably the tweets he wrote while on acid. THEY ARE I’M
jaybananas: Blink 182 members singing: “Say it ain’t so I will not go…” (Song continues with Trump overlapping) Song cont.: “Turn the lights off” Trump: “No! Get those lights off!” Song cont.: “…Carry me home” @captioned-vines
sail0r-sadist: sewercide-kitten: nvbianprincess: catholicnun: dveon: assgod: signepierce: AMERICAN REFLEXXX“American Reflexxx is a short film documenting a social experiment that took place in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Director Alli Coates
When I said “Stick it in my butt”, this is not the stick I meant.
Not sure that you can make out the awesome print on my jacket, but it’s a beautiful custom print from my dear friend and amazingly talented artist Travis Lawrence at infinity-prints.com photo by Cameron Davis, model Theresa Manchester
The Oncoming Storm
I'm not short, I'm fun size!
hattedhedgehog: What do you mean, “too short?” Damn dwarves are just too tall, anyone can see that. Bilbo could have easily picked up a tree stump or something, but he was really determined to prove how NOT SHORT he was.
inchells: They make a very short Elf. Elrond is not impressed.
bpillustrated:boys in crop tops and tiny shorts to bring in the new year
Not happy that people are posting untagged spoilery scans from the comic that doesn’t even come out until tomorrow so most people don’t actually have it yet Be considerate of your fellow fans please
aww, that was a really sweet episode (perfect for the season too!). Its so nice to not only have a new SU ep, but for it to bring all the Gems together (and Greg + a newbie)Lots of cool stuff from this ep, finally meeting a member of Steven’s human
not sure if im listening to “ tap in” by saweetie…or “ blow the whistle” by too short
Major Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist
shinyoko:a short Eevee.
So I am sure many if not all of you, have seen gifs for this hot commerical for GQ Spain…but maybe, you have not seen the FULL short film! It’s easily one of my favorites. Well, I present it to you for your viewing pleasure…enjoy!!!
farseer-kip: gregwuzhere: farseer-kip: Is Hilary REALLY the better candidate? Are we being honest with ourselves here? I’m not so sure. Tbh she ain’t shit but at least with her we not getting one of them republican fucktards that wanna gut SS
me-loves-strawberries: (Not so) Short drabble for Levi’s birthday. Enjoy! They are soldiers; weapons forged to defend humanity. And that is the sole reason that Levi doesn’t snatch her wrist and pull her into him. Read More
meekusah: shaded-iris: limmel-xiv: snakelinksonic: I feel that if I don’t repost this somewhere every year at some point, I’m living my life incorrectly. What is even.. Some backstory. In FFXIV, for a very short spurt of time, there was a glitch
myprivatepublicsexualself:I prefer the bikini panties, but these boy shorts certainly work nicely. Very cute and just revealing enough.
Tonight was so wild. Easily one of, if not the best, concerts I’ve been to. Additional bonus: meeting Carrie, Corin, Janet, Katie, & Fred!
the-modern-female: duke-zeppelin: the-modern-female: It’s not always about the shortness of a dress! Dresses can be super cute and sexy, even when they have lots of fabric. Don’t just limit sexiness to how short a dress is. Often times it is much
cos-philia: “I don’t know, Mr. Crude. I don’t think I can do this,” said Carla.“Why not? What’s the problem?” he replied.“Surprisingly, it’s not the short skirt. It’s these heels! I can barely walk in them,” Carla explained.“What
short hair is the sexiest
A (Not So) Short Story
not-the-killer: Curious Alice (1968/1971)Curious Alice was an anti-drug short that did the opposite of what it intended. As many people know, the 60`s and 70`s were notorious of the high levels of drug use. In an attempt to prevent children in schools
kristenforthewin: “Some people get the wrong idea, you know. If you’re quiet and you’re just not the most gregarious person, that you’re like.. I don’t know, self-involved, rude possibly, frigid. I get that a lot from people who don’t know
allyinwonderland5: Yall, if I ever get to see Jasper’ s bare thigh, I’m going to die. Like, her and the CGs are fighting something and somehow her pants/tights get even a tiny tear or she reforms with shorts. If I see even a speck of orange.. call
y’know…i drew ilia too short in that last joke comic. i do not see her that short. that height difference is for weiss n blake…..ilia is at least blake’s height i feel.
bikeuriousnerd: naked-yogi: Want to ward off immature boys? Grow out your armpit hair and wear short sleeves during the warm weather. Guaranteed to work 100% of the time. Because armpit hair is only frowned upon when it is on a female body, right? It’s
