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perfectpornteens: My poor wife, I’m not even in all the way and I’m already cuming. It’s happened the last 3 times we had “sex”. It’s been over a month since she’s cumed.
dream7790: Pink Floyd - Time // The Dark Side of the Moon // 1973 This is exactly how I feel. Time just fly by so fast. I’m not ready to be this old and I don’t want to be this old. I mean Shrek is 14 years old..think about that and my cute
Yesterday I payed the first fee for my new apartment! … happy girl! (not from paying the fee but buying an apartment, haha)
“As he listened, Tom began to realise that these were not stories routinely told, these were stories one had to earn. He could feel the wall coming down, he wondered if anyone else had made it this far, which is why the next six words changed everyt
amaranthdesires:Since boring people like telling what is proper and not, especially to young and/or new people in the BDSM community and point out how they don’t know what they’re doing and practicing BDSM the wrong way……Think
Some people who have not seen me in real life may think that I exaggerated the colours on my self-portrait icon. I did. I actually darkened my skin tone. My skin is so white it’s the colour of fluorescent Vaseline. I glow under black lights. My ancestors
Omfg, I redyed my mohawk, so it’s like REALLY blue and I went to pick up my sibs from the kindergarten and someone genuinely complemented me for the courage to do smth “so awesome looking” as he said, to my hair ;;w;; I CRAIthis is my first time
“hey you guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys” Sloth from the Goonies voiceonce again, sorry for the lack of arts hey? I’m a bit stressed, have quite a lot on my plate atm and it’s not really letting upthought I’d let you all know, since I appreciate ya
Am I the only person who still genuinely thinks the Nostalgia Critic is funny?
Gross, I think there are children who live next door to me now…Not that I don’t like kids, I was just really enjoying the quiet I’ve had for the last 5 months lmao
Thanks to everyone for their understanding! And there’s no need to worry about me, for as long as I’m able to I will always create the work I love. I wasn’t upset by the questions or responses that didn’t agree with my opinion. And I believe not
regnum-lab:so the academy is reviewing whether or not to remove Will Smith’s award and here are some interesting tweets about that :)
tmbgarefine: *straight person voice* not that there’s anything wrong with that
I am exhausted and I do not want to go to work. My cat just followed me upstairs to my bedroom, she’s jumping on my bed right now (the darling), and I would much rather spend the day lying down cuddling with her. Please send help
So Etrian Odyssey requires a great deal of care and time commitment to play. Which I don’t have.But these are my FAVORITE games. Have always been. Trying out the first one was the best gaming decision I ever made. So fuck me if I’m not going
i’m sorry followerseveryone send help please to deal with this crisis i need at least an entire day off which i do not have i will just make it through somehow on one cylinder while the rest are screaming and crying in the fetal position
Ginger is at home now. She is ailing and will either experience relief from the medicine, or she will pass on very soon. This news does not come as a shock to me. I have been at peace with the fact that she is an elderly cat for plenty of time. She is
Dean, who is my boss, assigned me a list of 6 things to make sure the entire department is trained on. Store Manager likes to keep tabs on how well Dean is managing and asked me over the radio what these items were. Speaking normally was not sufficiently
My spike of bitterness is better now. I was claiming I was “in the process of making peace with it” but that is only partially true. I am not 100% free of sadness or resentment at the situation. But you do know what I AM free of? Dean. As
So APPARENTLY I’m not eligible for health coverage through my employer for THE FIRST 90 DAYS of going full-time! Oh, and I can’t see the prices or options until AFTER that 90-day period. Isn’t that lovely?So, what’s a girl to do? Apply for
004mog: So APPARENTLY I’m not eligible for health coverage through my employer for THE FIRST 90 DAYS of going full-time! Oh, and I can’t see the prices or options until AFTER that 90-day period. Isn’t that lovely? So, what’s a girl to do?
I made it! Sort of. Like….writing stuff on tumblr takes energy for me and I used it all today! I am afraid though because the landlords sent me the wrong schematic for my apartment. Meaning everything might not fit as I measured. Meaning I might
I’ve been spoiled by living in a college town, I guess. I refer to the fact that it’s not even 11 pm and all the takeout places are closed! Providing myself with decent food is always too complicated
I’ll be honest here: I’ve never given a shit about celebrity death This sounds harsh, but when people I’ve never met and never will die of natural causes, I’m not upset. It’s the way the world works. Everybody dies at some
some stuff I forgot because there’s always more when it comes to DeanYou guys remember in November when I tried to ask him out before my move, by inviting him to a movie the last night I was in town? Movies are HIS thing. Not mine. I was trying
I feel so bad for my poor angel. She’s not herself at all and I want her to be back to normal so badly. I’m sleeping on the floor in the living room so I can be nearer to her.
I’m just so bored all the time like I’ve never been in years!!!I wish I was married, JUST so I would be less bored. Not because I don’t want to die alone or w/e. I’m just bored and the most acceptable roommate option is definitely
IT, calling via phone: hi I’m looking for *list of names not including mine*Me: *neglects to mention I told this same IT associate yesterday what my name is and that i have equivalent power as the rest of those people because if the universe throws
Neil totally likes me :)He’ll come to my office and find some excuse to talk to me. He is not in my department. He doesn’t even try to make it work-related 😆 The other day it was to see what I got at the food court.It makes me so happy.
I did the thing where I slept in cuz I was having a good dreamIt was reylo The reylo dream did not continue instead i got tricked into moving into a shitty apartmentFuck
Aaarrrgh I have so much work stress. It’s not anything I can’t do, but this all happened incredibly short notice and I have an EXPLOSION of responsibility and everyone around me to share the workload is leaving or is already gone.In the midst
Why am I so ADD with my hobbiesI spent an hour imagining dance and flag choreography in my head that I could never actually transcribe let alone have the skill to performLast time I did that was 2012I was a writer in 2012, then not again until 2014, then
I always have added the disclaimer that I like my job whenever I complain about work but I do not like my job this last week. I never signed up to be a store manager. Even being a store manager comes with the expectation of having a full set of associates
I am not planning on reblogging anything about Gaza. I know lots of my followers want to stay informed but some of you guys are very weary of being angry and sad every day. If you haven’t heard about the latest atrocities against the Palestinian
I work now during one of my dance lesson times and wouldn’t be available until the evening and just. Just was really hoping that Leon would invite me to the practice session with his friends. He did not.I have grand fantasies and daydreams of of
well this isn’t the first time I’ve had this thought but it’s been enough of a pattern that I now feel comfortable saying officially:the wrist brace does not help, it makes it worse
For the first time in my life, I can honestly say that at the moment, I love Geometry. Our homework is to draw shapes. There’s not even any math involved. We’re just drawing shapes. And it’s so much fun.
I lost a follower thanks to all the anons but I could honestly not give a fuck XD if you don’t like me, just say so. If it makes you feel any better, this is literally the most attention I’ve ever gotten from anons sooo yea I’m having
So listening to literally all my metal in a huge shuffled playlist and listening to “Feels Like Forever (Acoustic)” by Of Mice & Men when suddenly the original plays right after it. I swear I did not set it up like that
Okay, pardon the slew of text posts. It’s still not porn (though look, I updated my theme! Working on tags page currently), but I don’t want to outright ignore people just to keep the porn:text ratio nice.
In Vegas, I got to take @badlilblubunny on a date, which was extremely serious, adult and did not disturb the public in anyway.
sarah-snook:It’s not personal, Sonny. It’s strictly business.The Godfather, 1972dir. Francis Ford Coppola
The amount of people online, not just on Tumblr, who will believe something just because it backs up their own opinions or it “sounds right” to them or because they like the person or politics saying it… is fucking astounding. I just found
When the Zombie Apocalypse hits, I’m not even gonna wait for my family to turn, I’m just gonna kill ‘em all. *cue maniacal laughter* Hey, it’s survival, they’re all pricks and who’s to say they weren’t infected
obligatory life update!I have a wicked cool flat, that i will be living in and being all ~independent in. sort of. not at all. my baby sitter is moving in with me, to stop me accidentally sticking a fork in a toaster. We have almost eeeverything sorted,
First weekend home from school and actually having a lot of fun. Not a bad night for a bonfire out in the woods. :)
One of the fandoms I was in did a great challenge called “Wrong Maps.” A bunch of authors signed up for locations and the couple went on a road trip to visit each place. It was such a beautiful challenge, because a lot of people wrote
I just saw a PSE&G van parked by my SO’s house and I just yelled the address to my house and begged the guy driving it to give me power. I am not proud.
hatterandahare: theblatheringpeacock: waerloghosts: every song is about ur otp if u try hard enough donnie crying in my car the entire ride home for thanksgiving as each song started on the light fm station KILLED ME. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
I have successfully tagged all of my Kotetsu/Barnaby and Princess Bubblegum/Marceline stuff! So if you want to see all the art I’ve reblogged of them, check out “otp: the best team ever” and “ship: not sweet enough.” Or,
I need media recommendations as I heard into winter break. I’m going to be working five days a week at the visitor center and we are NOT going to have visitors most of the time. So I need books, movies, comics, and shows to watch. So…
I think I have an idea for combating my depression when it gets particularly debilitating, but I’m not sure. The problem is that when I get the blues super bad, I forget how to take care of myself. Or rather, I don’t prioritize taking care
donnerdont: Guys, there’s a used condom in the paper bin :| WHAT DO I DO WITH IT? IT’S NOT PAPER. BUT I DON’T WANT TO TOUCH IT, EITHER. I JUST FOUND THIS GEM FROM FRESHMAN YEAR AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. The adventures of living with a roommate
I am not going to be able to survive this semester. I was walking to the bus stop today and I just knew it. I should have taken the semester off (well, two semesters off, because I would be officially SOL with my program if I did that) and just…
Can we talk about how I told one of my coworkers today that I go to the comic book store every Wednesday and she said, “Oh! So you’re like Sheldon! From Big Bang Theory!” No. No, I am not.
went to therapy still feeling guilty for being sad all the time (seriously tho saying “everybody feels that way!” to me IS NOT COMFORTING FOR ME) tried to relax got a call from work saying that I was apparently on the schedule (apparently
Toward the end of my shower, I made the executive decision to focus on becoming a middle school teacher. I really enjoy working with them. Also, social studies is not as regimented at that level. So… I should probably see if I can get my student
kiwiitin: Kilis smiles just pull him in. Sorry, not really a hot FiKi gif (maybe next time) but atleast it’s fluffy!
I refuse to feel bad for asking the universe to punish those who would get away with emotional violence. I have worked too hard to be kind and I will not go softly into the night. I will ask the skies above to rain down my vengeance and my honor to
A big fuck you goes out to the ex whom I let lose his virginity to me a year ago today even though he wasn’t (and still isn’t) mature enough to understand the female mind, let alone the vagina. Not letting you shit all over me (that’s figurative)
