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asylum-art: ” MAD FACE” byMIGUEL LEAL [Atention:nudity] Are you in Barcelona? Well if so you can not miss one of the most intense artistic experiences of the season presents the always great Michael Leal in the creative space ” Straight Fire
its-a-different-world: randomleighcool: tkyle: Peppa Pig is not here for your lying ass, Susie Sheep. BITCH!!! 😂😂😂😂 THIS IS IN MY TOP 10 FAVORITE CARTOON SCENES BECAUSE SHE GOT SO FREAKIN MAD, LIKE, SHE STRAIGHT SPAZZED MY GIRL SNAPPED
killjoyras: So let’s set things straight, fantasy fans go to great lengths to argue whether non-existent creatures like vampires “really” sparkle or not, but rarely see a problem with actually existing people from minority groups being constantly
Don’t they all look so nice? My household staff of well over one hundred. All standing at attention…straight as little arrows. Heads bowed reverently…not a noise to be heard. I could just sit here and stare for hours. Waiting for
nagisakaworu: I WAS SO SURE AT THIS POINT IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO REFUTE THAT PEARL IS GAY. BUT STRAIGHT PEOPLE DO NOT REST.
wettskirts: Some thoughts Red face, staring straight ahead, death grip on their crotch just /not/ trying to pee It was really cold so they wore lots of layers but now rushing to the toilet is a lot more problematic “Oh no oh no oh no I have to sneeze”
thecaffeinebookwarrior: bearlycare: fisaspoopyforestgreen: nextyearsgirl: gemmy2: shireprincess: What the fuck they’re two years old STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD This is exactly what I was talking about the other day. It’s not even
jedihighcouncil: Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up
the-painter-and-the-poet: i-am-a-fish: seafoamspirit: i-am-a-fish: remember to pay your respects to those pretending to be straight today ive already had to pass up on one gay joke so as to not expose myself Scene 1: eating breakfast with the fam
drinking-tea-at-midnight: thylekshran: 2004: There’s a straight cis man, but he’s not fat or muscley, doesn’t like sports and bathes. It can’t be a man, so i’m going to classify it as a “metrosexual.”2019: nah dude, that there’s a
bumbledeefumble:therainbowgorilla:silversling:not-close-to-straight:“Right behind the fucking floppity”You guys I am WHEEZING he is so offended this entire video 😂😂Eldritch beings when they encounter humansAre you saying Cthulu just wants to
kimpissible: its so sad that every boy who dresses remotely nice is labeled as gay like thts not even offensive to gay people it just means straight boys dress like shit
Commission I did for one for one of my favorite mutuals, megnesiumsI’M NOT A GOOD DIGITAL ARTIST SO THIS IS STRAIGHT FROM MY SKETCHBOOK. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!!
theonetogo: kingxcbk: youarelovedbynye: southafricangayboy: This needs to be said Okay but are we not going to address how this erases the struggle so many POC face daily? Like, I get the point she’s trying to make, but there are straight POC whose
thatfreakynigga: big-bc-provider: blaquboi: baltimorebaits: akimsniff: Wait a wholeeeeee damn min😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 WAITTTTTTT 😂😂😂 I do not believe I have posted anything straight before, so this may be a first but there’s
bigo7868: thatfreakynigga: big-bc-provider: blaquboi: baltimorebaits: akimsniff: Wait a wholeeeeee damn min😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 WAITTTTTTT 😂😂😂 I do not believe I have posted anything straight before, so this may be a first
fisaspoopyforestgreen: nextyearsgirl: gemmy2: shireprincess: What the fuck they’re two years old STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD This is exactly what I was talking about the other day. It’s not even just the bizarre urge to sexualize
thatenglishchap: faeryae: Can they not advertise 50 Shades literally everywhere??? The movie is 100% about sex like?? Children exist, Straight People?? Y'all say that the LGBT community pushes agendas everywhere yet so far I’ve seen hetero sex on
abeeatsea: icanonlyjunkrat: bratmcnugget: danipup: locket-ship: jedihighcouncil: hardtostayaway: jedihighcouncil: Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring
aintnothngooddownthere: … so let me get this straight: it’s okay when… but not when she gets to have the fun. Is that what you’re saying? Well, when you but it like that - That’s exactly what you are saying, my man! And you see that as a bad
wattpadfic: I h8 when straight girls are like “ugh I should just b a lesbian it’d be so much easier” like…buddy…pal…mate…no it would Not…
amateurartist98: Well its getting late and I have nothing really to post so, I though hey why not post something from Drake, he probably wont mind. Anyway ripped straight from his journal, or for some reason as he calls it. His ” Log “, we see what
somescrub: 3bros1mission: Wow, I finished this faster then expected. See, it was just a dream. Never go to sleep hungry. He managed to not cum! O: I guess that means he’s straight after all. Thank you so much~ ;9
yougotfat: acollegegain: So this was about 30lbs in about 6 months. Not a bad freshman year… Straight guy submits this post then immediately deactivates his profile…what was he expecting? Lol
galian-beast: Anonymous said:please dont forgot about us straight people wich is probably the majority though LOL. I certainly didn’t expect I’d have to reassure people about this.Here’s some old stuff, so that this is not just a simple answer.Gfycat
bennemonte: AM I NOT MERCIFUL? I made both versions because you fuckers were so damn indecisive. Straight version / Donged version My Patreon
thesfmrenderguy: Important news for requests. So as you can see Elizabeth is drawing a straight line. Requests above that line are being drooped. I had like 10 requests that were left, from months ago as well year 2015. It’s not like I don’t want
tryzzledyzzle: thebigbearcave: the shape and proportion can be amazing. This big husky balls and they look so full. The glorious straight, fat shaft culminating in a awesome-sculpted head… not too long nor too large, That blowhole at the top and
jedihighcouncil:Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up
bearlycare: fisaspoopyforestgreen: nextyearsgirl: gemmy2: shireprincess: What the fuck they’re two years old STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD This is exactly what I was talking about the other day. It’s not even just the bizarre urge
fritz-the-faggot: piercedbidc: This is my $h!+ This is so F*ing hot. Call me crazy but fucklicking is not just for us bi guys either. Straight men do it too. yeeeah :P
bestdress07: idgafwhawha: elblacktigre: dapoisonvenom: crownroyal89: damn you str8 boyz for looking so fine lol jk…y’all sexy tho ;) Damn The tall one is not straight he’s bi FYI FREAKY J !!!! He needs to make a comeback, his youtube was
studiofow: bennemonte: AM I NOT MERCIFUL? I made both versions because you fuckers were so damn indecisive. Straight version / Donged version My Patreon Now that’s what we call excellent customer service! Show some love for Draenei girls over at
amazingatheist: ghastderp: DOES ANYONE ELSE SUDDENLY CRAVE COOKIES So let me get this straight. They taste awesome AND piss off conservatives? Whats not to like?! WELLP time to get some cookies, amirite
darkfiretaimatsu:Having a relatively poofy tail helps. The straight-tailed lot couldn’t handle it~ So it’s really more the ability to stand on three, not two. Anypony can do that~x3 <3
evehlyart:These are all pretty low res to begin with (ranging between 500 and 1000px) since I was only gonna use them to decorate the page a little bit, so you could probably just rip the images straight from the patreon and not lose any res. But
fisto: straight up the worst part about the hanji zoe being non-binary or not debate is that people constantly shit on nb people for hey, maybe defending the fact that hanji could be nb, and are very attached to the idea of them being so like, insisting
“We only fixed the biggest issues in this maintenance.”SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. RENDERING ONE OF THE BEST PVM CLASSES TO FUCKING USELESSNESS BECAUSE IT CAN’T GET THE ARROWS NEEDED IS NOT A BIG FUCKING ISSUE? OR OVERALL HANDICAPPING
I’ve been browsing the “bad fanfiction” tag. As you all can see. *tries to keep a straight face*I’ve seen so many, many quotes by now that I’m seriously struggling to just… not howl with laughter. Seriously how the
str8guysecrets: Straight-Dick Tip #132: They say actions speak louder than words. So if you have that buddy that kinda-sorta maybe has been giving you those glances and you don’t know how to bring it up, use this method. Not too many guys will pass
sardonicus69: So let’s get some things straight: Christopher Eccleston is NOT a dick. CE’s tag as well as the Ninth Doctor’s tag is loaded with hate this morning AND that’s just uncalled for. Christopher Eccleston LOVED playing the Doctor:
nevaehtyler: So um, let me get it straight - it is absolutely fine for white people to dress up as Native Americans, Egyptians, Geishas or do Black face for Halloween, but Santa can’t be Black? No, this is not how it works. “But Real Santa is white!”
feministpixie: “Oh, so because I’m straight I’m not allowed to have an opinion on [insert LGBT issue here]” Listen. I’m an english major. I know next to nothing about science, engineering, and astronomy. Sure, I think space is cool. I’m
givemeunicorns: I’m watching Tidying Up, and why did no one tell me that this sweet, delightful woman so pointedly drags straight men for complaining about the mess while not really helping their wives with like anything??? The small cock of her head
straightgrownmen: Usually like to hand-pick the photos I add in my posts. Not really a fan of this specific photo set but I was VERY annoyed to see many re-blogs of this with no name, as he is gorgeous!! So let me introduce… STRAIGHT, GAY-FOR-PAY PORN
artemispanthar: Reminder: Tomorrow’s Steven Universe episode is on at 6:30pm. This is 15 minutes earlier than its usual time. If you tune in at its usual time, you’ll have missed it! You gotta watch it at 6:30, not 6:45 So - “Lion 3: Straight to
icatmcfly:artemispanthar: So, like, I just now realized that the reason Steven snuck away to watch the tape in “Lion 3: Straight to Video” was probably because he was grounded and not allowed to watch TV I figured it was more like he didn’t have
Theres a guy at work thats really attractive, really cute, and likes Pokemon. It kinda sets me off so I sort of try to avoid him when I can but damn, I wish I could say something to him about it, but straight people do not want to hear stuff like that
It’s been awhile since I’ve made a straight up picture of my own characters, so here’s The Skull/Hisako Fujioka going up against Arakumo Wall-Clawer and Kamamori Hellion. Not exactly 100% sure on the color palette for Kamamori, but
mitchrobertsxxx: Not sure why so many married “straight” guys seek me out but this one wanted to be used abused and exposed, his wish was granted!
db-spencer: So that certain peeps don’t explode from 2 straights days without being teased…Sloppy green paint may not be traditional for the season, but Noelle’s definitely going to be making folks jolly soon!
luficerr: meladoodle: ameliebedrawing: have you ever stopped to think WHY people hate the movement so much? heyyy maybe its because youre being an asshole white cis straight men literally have the most power in the whole world. this is not okay, but
brentwalker092: beingtappedbbd: gay-art-and-more: sebastianblog: Athletic Men Series: The myth of not noticing in the showers…. Whoever we are–gay, bi or straight–our eyes gaze, however covertly. The Olympics are in full swing so I thought
fremulon: fremulon:frankly I find it insulting the way the tumblr sexy spambots are so exclusively targeted to a presumed cis straight male audience. here of all places can we not escape that? where is the Equality. Give me a profile picture of a man
hotfacedescort: So I decided to honor Alex Minsky’s ASS since the dude is clearly more confidant about showing that off, then his cock (what is it about “straight” guys having no problem showing off their asses?). And since he’s not trying
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