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“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“You are such a brilliant conductor of light, not even Bluebell can glow as bright as you.”
“People who don’t find me attractive? Not my division.”
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”
I’m not even sure if this qualifies as dancing… More like flailing, with a little bit of jumping… I kept my promise as best as I could though! P.S. I honestly filmed this today. I have absolutely no idea why my roommate still has a
“I can shoot it so far, not even Vatican Cameos will save you.”
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“I may not be The Golem, but I bet I can squeeze the life out of you, if you get what I mean.”
“I’m not haunted by your penis. I miss it.”
perlockholmes: I am not over it yet, sorry “I’m the Real” Week: Day 3
“Want to be my crush’s look-alike?” Submitted by letsrevitup.
I AM NOT OKAY
“Wanna see my ‘meat dagger’?”
“You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking about the Fawkes effigy.”
“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring to Helen Louise.”
“Can I whisper how much I love you? NOT REALLY!”
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, followers! Sorry it’s not very pick-up liney, but I kinda threw this together at last minute >_<
“I promise not to be a Mayfly Man with you.”
“Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT NOW!”
“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position… and I’m not talking about being on the treadmill.”
“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend to know each other and it’s over when one of them’s dead… No, I’m not talking about murder.”
“Knowing is owning, but that’s not why I want to get to know you.”
“The whole world is wet to my touch, and it’s not because of my sweating condition.”
“Let’s have quite a lot of sex.”
“I know you’re not some character from Lord of the Rings, because I honestly care what you think.”
“I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name.”
“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire.”
“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?
“People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.”
“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist yet.”
“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”
“It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not that that’ll stop me from coaxing it out of you.”
“I may not be Uncle Rudy, but I’ll cross-dress for you if that’s what you’re into.”
“I love a shaved pussy… and I’m not talking about Sekhmet.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea
“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John, I’m sure I can convince you to reconsider not dating me.”
“I bet I could lick your face way better than Magnussen did.â€
“You’re not like Magnussen’s spectacles… You are anything but ordinary.â€
“I’m not your housekeeper, but I’ll gladly be your housewife.â€
“I’m not like Sherlock. If you helped me get off, I could never forget your name.â€
Ever the addict, Sherlock? Though I suppose there are worse things than Watson!Adoration to get addicted to…
And my lungs will grow cancersAnd my back it will grow achyI will buy us an acreOf some land in the cityWe could live there togetherOr I’ll live alone less happy (this song keeps coming up in my playlist and i can’t not associate it with
i just really really wanted to draw this after reading this vampire au fic –> Stranger at the Gate it’s explicit johnlock but it’s not… really a porn fic?? this au is really rich and the lore is really interesting actually
okay yeah why not greencarnations said: So look Reaper, I know requests are closed, but you should draw Sebastian Moran shooting your cat. Totally. You should do it. ————————— (i’m actually
click for nsfw bassanimation answered: Im always down for some Sherlock self-touch action ububu :3 latevictorian answered: solo Sherlock :> (okay not exactly solo but sort of)
anothermindpalace: » 3 years had gone by since that tragic day. 3 years of waiting for Sherlock to return from the dead. Come on, how hard could it be? If he could fake his dead, so could Sherlock? Right? No, Sherlock Holmes did not survive his fall.
livin-la-vida-loki-d: whumpresource: whumpresource: If you like Sherlock, you MUST watch this video and you WILL drown in a puddle of your own tears of pain and feels. Beautiful… Ok I was really scared that it was going to end with a clip from
canyoupassmeapen: sherlockspeare: - John, you’re late again. You should work less hard for your own health.- I don’t believe you, Sherlock. You are not here. I don’t believe you.
rainbowsfireworks: I fucking hate those jokes because they’re hilarious and also not ok
The Six Stages of Becoming a Cumberbitch - Imgur I found this and shared directly from Imgur. I’m not sure who created it, and a helpful friend thinks it’s from will-daaayum (deactivated now?). If someone else can confirm it, Great! I
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letsdrawsherlock: April Challenge: Alternative Professions! (example art by Katzensprotte) ~Ends April 30th~ PLEASE READ ALL THE RULES BEFORE BEGINNING! Our challenge for April is to imagine Sherlock characters in alternative professions to their usual
~click for full view: suggestive but not explicit nsfw noncon wolf!John/redridinghood!Sherlock~ Read The Red on AO3 by belladonnaq & traumachu A fic/art collab for the Seattle Fandom Jam, based on the prompt “RedRidingHood!Sherlock controls
bakerstreetbabes: We’ve got lots of art for those attending SherlockeDCC and we’ll be sharing pieces in the week leading up to the party. To start us off are these two AMAZING pieces by reapersun. Please do not repost or edit. i realized when i
sevenpercent-stronger: What I love about this is that it’s the ‘real’ Sherlock, and while he hasn’t hidden who he really is from John in the past, this is when he’s really ADMITTING for the first time, not just telling. He’s not telling John
pyreo: not-quite-normal: So Katy and Carororo let me in on their animated Sherlock handcuff shenanigans! Poor John did not think this through. So pretty much the best thing ever I’ve never watched Sherlock but damn is this cool to look at.
For those not aware there is a new version of Sherlock Holmes. Not the Robert Downey Jr version. The BBC version. Imagine Dr. Who with less Sci-Fi and more flirting and you’re pretty much there.
superwholockfeels: obssessedwithsherlock: Sherlock forgets that sometimes John isn’t alive Lestrade-Because John Watson is gone, Sherlock. Remember we found him dead in his flat the morning you came back?Shot himself
destielite: sorneone: xboredxasxhellxinxhellx666: //what was your first clue, Sherlock? That’s Lucifer not Sherlock No shit Sherlock
