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Polly does not give a fuck. By harisnukem

“I really care a lotAlthough I look like I do not.…I’ll hold your hand and slap my faceI’ll tickle you to your disgraceWon’t you put me in my proper placeNobody but you.…Sundays I pray a lot.I’d like to wind you

I love getting mail. Real mail, not just an e-mail that takes a moment to type and click send. Snail-mail, as it is so rudely referred to often now, takes some effort, especially if you go to the post office. However, it’s all worth it. That feeling

Bare foot and a banana. No, that is not an allusion to anything. Comments/Questions?

“I thought about sitting on the floor in second grade I couldn’t keep the pace I thought I was the only one moving in slow motion While the other kids knew something I did not But if I acted like a clown I thought it would get me through,

“It’s not that she walked away.Her world got smaller.”-“SHE JUST WANTS TO BE" R.E.M. Comments/Questions?

Brenna: I don’t think I’m overstating it when I say that she is not only one of my new favorite models, but one of the most fun people I’ve met in a while. If only she knew the power and strength she had, she could conquer the world.

“It’s not that she walked away.Her world got smaller…She just wants to be somewhere.” -“SHE JUST WANTS TO BE" R.E.M. Remington is eighteen years old. She’s a singer, a model, and still trying to figure things

Taking Remington’s photo is far too easy. Not only is the shoot always straightforward, but the final images require no touch-ups of any kind. Her body is a bit too perfect, the kind that certain members of the public will decry as being photoshoppe

Sarah as a misplaced angel. Aside from taking out her piercings, this image of Sarah is untouched. The depth of field, colors, composition, etc. have not been altered. A very productive day, including her unexpected photo for my upcoming calendar. Comme

I am not sure why, but it’s still always a party once the clown nose comes out. Comments/Questions?

Judith, my fellow cast mate from Bravo’s Work Of Art, made a video for her birthday today about not being crazy. To quote Hamlet, “I think she doth protest to much.” Comments/Questions?

(Jenna, 2010) NOT FORGETTING JENNA Today is the second day of my dear friend and model Jenna’s induced coma in hopes of treating her 3rd Stage Neurological Lyme disease. The desire is that by the end of the month, the relaxation and medicine she

Ah, Sara. She’s funny, bright, quick-witted and just as insecure as anyone else. Take a deep breath and try not to stare. Comments/Questions?

nsfwmagazine: Doll photographer Stacy Leigh is not only gorgeous, she’s a bad ass. We are pleased to have her contribute to NSFW Magazine Issue 6 and create a new series of work specifically for us. Check it out! If you haven’t seen her original

Black wives know that they must not be jealous of the married white women their husbands fuck.

Robin Williams died today.At the moment I really have nothing to say and the shock is still there for all of us, I know. Usually I don’t pay much attention to the inevitable deaths of the famous, which like our own, are ever-creeping toward reality.

asklightking: unhinged-pony: unhinged-pony: “I no longer knew what was real and what wasn’t. The lines between reality and delusion had become so blurred.” ((Last comic))——————-THANK YOU ALL FOR THE 1,600 FOLLOWERS!——————-

nenilein: tenaflyviper: a-random-mod: youobviouslyloveoctavia: not-reality: poppypicklesticks: myragewillendworlds: Just something that’s been on my mind. Tumblr has this specific way of handling communities. These are just the ones that come

nibbletteponyshark: askjoehoofer: erthilo: preguntasoarin: bubbleberry-answers: not-reality: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ♫BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB♫ OMG I LOVE THE ALPHABET SONG CAN I SING TOO?!! ♫CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC♫ (i couldn’t resist) ♫DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

thestateofdreams: ‘Lithium’ - Nirvana Please do not change the source, thank you

werewolf-shadow: yourblackdiamond: acidic-child: ☾GRUNGE☽ ✝We’re not in wonderland anymore alice✝ ☼

thestateofdreams: my-fuckedup-won-der-land: acid—velvet: yourblackdiamond: aciddaisies: ✞ soft grunge/models ✞ ways to boost your metabolism you will lose heaps of weight! ✝We’re not in wonderland anymore alice✝

ograes: whovian-hetalian: clarkkftw: teamaequitas: 0hmykaty: wearealljustrunaways: savisintheclouds: I literally felt like I did not have a choice. Robin Williams says reblog, you reblog. …okay. did i even really have a choice? okay robin

yourblackdiamond: ✝We’re not in wonderland anymore alice✝

werewolf-shadow: a-mermaidtears: Not as grunge as your mom ☼

“I’m not worried about what will happen when you’re 30 years old, because I’ll never get to 30.” - Kurt Cobain

legion567: Tom is blowing sweet kisses to you this afternoon d-m-jonas. Hope your having a good day so far sweetie. Love you. <333 Gifs are not mine.

teenfuckingspirit: Everyone to follow my INSTAGRAM within one hour will be spammed with likes! - if not on private

teenfuckingspirit: coachela: hair goal Everyone to follow my INSTAGRAM within one hour will be spammed with likes! - if not on private

djinngersnap: liamdryden: ichbinerica: Let’s just take a bit to thank the good lord of Cosplay for making this a reality more like DAANG Yip yip

singandbeheard: ringletts: I have done an extensive review for episode 24 and compiled it into these three images. I made sure not to use screen caps to avoid spoilers and instead hired a tiger and a bunny to portray the scene. I also enlisted Gordon

avvallamento: Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality.

notaloneintheuniverse: rainbowrowell: Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How Birth Control works There will never come a day where I will not reblog this.

danamorganvr: Babydoll has carefully devised an escape plan to leave this prison once and for all. Somehow you managed to get in her way and now she is going to make you pay, but not before she gets some of that dick of course. After all, being locked

kellykirstein: честит рожден ден - HAPPY BIRTHDAY @dement09 ! (I had to Google that so hopefully it’s not horribly butchered)

This week was crazy for @nowlegal, too apparently, but we got the story to a point we are both happy with so enjoy!We are going back to that mysterious well in the Irish countryside for this one. While I am not a fan of impreg, the scenario of swapping

bigdimbros: harvzilla: STORY PROMPT: Transformative chain mail. Come up with a story summary or plot line involving some form of chain mail that transforms the reader. Inspiration from The Note story line on CYOC You really should not have bought this

apersnicketylemon: apersnicketylemon: Pedophilia is bad should not be a radical statement. No really, please reblog this if you can, because this site in general, but fandom spaces especially bad for this, to the point where people are genuinely afraid

creepylandiscreepy: @sansscham this all your fault and I love your for this <3Because I like boobs and I bring my support for legs!P.S : it’s a drawing, a fiction, not reality people~

My Reality - My Expectations

stevita: fiction-is-not-reality: shipping-isnt-morality: Good morning! I’m salty. I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously. This, right here? This is asking for consent. It’s a legal necessity,

glumshoe: sillywafflefries: glumshoe: I had a dream that I lived in a town on the edge of reality. There was a map showing the location of the town in spacetime, and it was depicted as teetering on the edge of the event horizon of a funnel-shaped warp

I loved too many of these not to post a million of them. photos by noisenest, model Theresa Manchester

naomisnaughtynook: not-reality: ppdk: HAPPY (BELATED) BIRTHDAY JADE XX You are an idiot, but I love you anyway. Thank you so much. You really didn’t have to spend so long on this. <3 Oh my GOD this is the cutest thing that has ever been <3

ppdk: not-reality: Work in progress. (“mmmm…rotheth”) I will be tho fat on rotheth <3 I really love the lines! <3

ppdk: not-reality: [image: Inline images 1] <3 <3

pippyafterdark: not-reality: There are no more scenes… [image: Inline images 1] >_____> I want more thcenes tho <_< Omai~ x:

ppdk: not-reality: Teeth. You know when your partner taketh really awful pictureth of you. That. X3

ppdk: not-reality: I was never the best at drawing but the gap in art that this heat has caused has removed about 6 months of progress, fuck. Pictured: I’m really really really annoying. I try to apologise to those I annoy. Sometimes it goes okay.

ppdk: not-reality: I was asked to draw Fiddle and Brass. SO IT WAS DONE. I don’t know what I did to Brass anatomy wise but I think it works so I’m keeping it. If I can. SHE’S NERVOUSCITED! Go drunk fiddle you are home X3

fiddlemod: avaomod: not-reality: Pylon as requested by Fiddlemod. Hope I got her right! Oh my god my heart Jade you made her so damn cute oh god I can’t take this ;A; D'awww! <3

ppdk: avaomod: not-reality: And “hunting" in this case means standing in this field. Waiting. Eventually the Jade Meteor will make it’s way over and insert a muffin or donut into the wild Pippy’s mouth, at which point the hunt is complete.

ppdk: not-reality: It’s a little late, but this has taken me quite a long time so…yes. Happy Birthday Pippy! <3 Wow. I mean. Just. Wow. I knew you were putting a lot of time into this but ..! Thankyou so much it’s awesome! :D Backgrounds

ppdk: not-reality: Yorkshire Pudding Thief no. X3

ppdk: not-reality: adurot: Man, it’s been forever since I drew either of these two. I hope I didn’t forget any of the little details. I see what you did there you sonova… awww yiss, free art x3

ppdk: erthilo: romanrazor: avaomod: not-reality: If you didn’t see this coming you don’t know me that well. Is gud Yes. Is nice. I like. I prefer Greninja BUT I GUESS BRAIXEN IS OKAY Nice work Jade. Woo you finished it. Looks good! <3

ppdk: not-reality: tanngrisnir: This gif accurately portrays how I play any game ever. Hey Pippy, Aba, look. Yeah. Yeah that’s you. That’s you all over. XD!

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