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i wish people followed me for my blog not my perfect ass
bye-bye-ponds: #i like that the only thing he can think of #to fault her #is that she’s human #not her crooked teeth or overbite #or even the way she looks in the morning #which he knows most people would see as being her at her ugliest #but
are you or are you not hip to my jive?
chokesngags: This is exactly why I do not fuck with people outside of my blog, twitter or anything. Who raised you??? Who the fuck told you that shit was ok? Who JADE ???? Now I got your hype ass homie blowing my phone up. Get your life. Or I will.
I wish people followed me for my blog not my massive dick.
bimboabby: wannabeyourtrophywife: I love dressing up and looking pretty for my husband 💍 People say being a kept trophy wife is not hard work, but it is a lot of work that i love doing! making sure i look perfect for my Man takes time. i love
whistlefrog: tastefullyoffensive: How to parent. [via] This guy is not only one of my favorite comedians, he’s one of my favorite people.
ubernegro:ubernegro:ubernegro:dank-morpork:ubernegro:I try not to pick on people about the Russian Imperialist Aggression on Ukraine because it’s a multifaceted situation that goes beyond a snap decision of choosing sides. I would never falsely equivocate
theconcealedweapon:If you give ฤ to a homeless person, people will act like that’s a lot of money. They’ll act like you’re stupid. They’ll tell you that you should be worried about what the homeless person will spend it on, like
j0ye: thelilysparks: It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.
maariamph: Another gal I’ve had on my mind for a while and finally nailed her outfit! She leads a gang and puts curses on people. I’m gonna tag this stuff #headspacetown, it’s not a comic I seriously plan on drawing but it’s fun to develop characters
wiccateachings: I am the one with the wild eyes. I am the one that strange things seem to happen around. I am the one who knows things before they happen. My roots are deep within Nature. My heart is a thousand years old. I am not like other people.
I wish people followed me for my blog not my perfect ass
olisxurus: Being As An Ocean // The People Who Share My Namemy edit (not my art)
funnyposts: i wish people followed me for my blog not my perfect ass
No bullshit some white kid just came into my job with a swastika painted on his chest and looked at me and went “oh! I’ll put my shirt on.” I seriously hate everything and everyone fuck this holiday. It’s not even worth the time
I wish people followed me for my blog and not my massive penis.
Great grandmother told me to not let things/people in my life steal my joy .... that's almost 100 years of wisdom so ya boy had to listen
fotoarcade: “I was young and did not know many people but I had hidden things inside that I never dared to show and in silence I tried to kill them, one way or the other, leaving sin on my body scrubbing tears off with salt and I built my rituals in
courageous-and-strong: “I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature. My attachments are always excessively strong.” — Jane Austen (via modernmethadone)
things are better and cheery and im kinda in the christmas-y spirit :)) tomorrow I am going to bake cookies and watch elf and home alone (one and two) and then go to my dads house for his christmas thennn wrap presents all night like a good lil elf THENNN
to the people who go ‘you are so sexy’ ‘I bet you are so hot in bed’ ‘I would love to see a sex tape of you and darfin you two would be so hot together’ … today he came on my face and it shot almost into my nose and eyes and I thought
just made a smoothie w frozen blueberries strawberries and I froze a banana and threw that in there and ¼ cup oj and then substituted my strawberry protein drink for the yogurt it suggest it is some of the worst tasting stuff of my life and I
i wish people would stop talking about john green, it makes up like 40% of my dash and i’m trying to savior everything and most isn’t even tagged i just want to look at pretty and funny pictures and talk about Nepeta
i occasionally still see people reblogging my old HS icons and sometimes i go hhhh/wants to make new ones but im like, i just have SO much else on my plate but i still kinda want to? so hhhhds
lestrade-in-the-tardis: I’m freaking out about one of my friends as she’s not replying but people are putting “RIP Sophie.” All on her facebook wall and I am dreading the worst. I am freaking out right now and she’s one of my best friends and
borderline–feline: what i say: im sensitive what i mean: my mental illness throws everything out of proportion and my emotions are extremely unpredictable and even the slightest thing going wrong literally makes me want to die