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youdontreallywantthis: I (sort of) cleaned my mirror not my room for this at 2am.
quitethefreak: mastaroshe: quitethefreak: Promised y’all pics in my undies. Excuse the messy room. It’s not my room lol. Them Jays tho. Lol I always got jays on
iwillburntheh34rtoutofyou: daggypie: I want to lol but I can’t because my mom will know I’m not doing hw Loosing all my shit. I would purchase and frame every last one of these and plaster them all over my room.
lovethefamly: - “Oh god Johnny what are you doing here in my room?“ - “I heard you told mom you were going in to change, so I thought you wanted some cock!” - “Are you crazy? You can not do this!“ - “Why not? You’ve done it
[A continuation of my other submission] I did say it was based on a true story.This was exactly how it ended in real life too.(Submitted by myfandomsmakemecry)(Hi, everyone! Happy Submission Saturday! I hope you enjoy today’s submissions. As always,
My husky hates being in my room. Aside from coming down the stairs to leave for the yard when he needs to do his business or sniff through my garbage can for delicacies, he really detests being there for some reason and I’m not sure why. I think
My dad was talking about politics with my aunt, and I heard one of them say the words “diametrically opposed”, and it took all of my willpower not to yell “FOES”.
My room smells like sweet and sour sauce and I’m not sure how I feel about it
I decided to move my room around by myself and I’m exhausted
positiv-ed: Things that I, a women’s bathroom user, am fine with: trans women using the bathroom with metrans men who feel uncomfortable or unsafe in the men’s room using the bathroom with menonbinary people who want to use the women’s room using
My room has been giving me so much happiness lately ^^
I come home from my hard hours of studying and running my ass here in the heat to see this.. :/ I think im just gonna go sob in the corner of my room you guise.. WAE!?!? (;A;) *GROSS OBNOXIOUS SOBBING* Wifey is not pleased. (T^T)
my dad just told me “you dont get enough D because you don’t leave your room” and it took me a few seconds to realise that he was talking about vitamin D and not my sex life
revolver-d: “You’re not my mom..” “I’m not..?”
Gabrielle is not happy because I shut her in my room but now I am enjoying my Frosty without a cat on the table trying to get a share
So my dad will be leaving for a business trip at like… 5 in the morning to Singapore. Until… Next week? Anyways, apparently my mom is so paranoid that she cannot sleep in her own room by herself, so she is now moving into my room (on the
babygirl-bratt: this is not my room lol
Taylor here. I'm locking myself in my room and not leaving until I figure out how to use my Tumblr. Well, I might leave for a second to get a snack or something but that is IT. I am FOCUSED. I have lots of questions, help me.
My roommate and her girlfriend are having extremely loud sex in the next room. I can’t even drown them out with TV…… So much for quiet study hours….. :/
not-enough-fandom: godtierkankri: proudlyinsane: MAKING JOKES ABOUT HOW “ITS WEIRD TO SEE ME OUT OF MY ROOM FOR ONCE” DOES NOT MAKE ME WANT TO LEAVE MY ROOM MORE IT MAKES ME WANT TO LOCK MY DOOR AND NEVER LEAVE AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT’S
chillin with doom .
I’m back and playing catch up with work now that I have more time. I sketched this in a waiting room with an elderly lady watching over my shoulder who kept making noises about it … Not my ideal drawing environment.
Put up some Walking Dead and Adventure Time posters and cleaned my room up a bit so I decided to take some pictures. Yea, they’re all lopsided and stuff, I’m not really good at…aligning things and I’m too lazy to take the effort to do it properly,
I think I’m going to rearrange some of the furniture in my room. Maybe if my computer was closer to the window I’d get more air and feel less crummy all the time. Not that the window gets much airflow since it faces a very narrow space so
There is not enough room in my queue for all this rad Ruby/Sapphire art people are making D:
Once I get frames for the prints I got at the gallery (and clean my room a bit) I’ll take pics ‘cause I got really rad stuff on my walls and I would like you to see
I don’t know what in my house makes that rattling noise that can only be heard when I record a video with my phone, but its not just restricted to my room, apparently
My room is one hell of a mess considering It was spotless on thursday, and I havent even been home since friday, and thats not even counting my suitcase and bags.
forwardtozion: knatalie: #she terrifies men because she forces them into their true shapes #she is the sea there is no room for pretense in her #she will not allow anyone to render her less than what she is #she will not allow others to be anything
matt-delancy: After a while I felt like I was living in a museum. She had brought over some of those old phones that don’t even work for decoration purposes… Not gonna lie - I have one of those too. Haha. It’s even more ridiculous for me to
there is a spider in my room and i am now camping out in my brother’s room.
i like how the moment my mother gets home she gets angry over god knows what and is quick to blame me for it.
if it turns out there’s actually a spider in my room and i’m not just seeing shit, please be worried for me. i might not make it out alive.
shootmeadub: hemicoupe: shootmeadub:my future man can pick my big ass up and carry me to every room in the house I ain’t got no muscles. What if I just dragged you? you ain’t got no chance either so you highkey just dragged ya self
i’m really bored so i’m gonna put on a lot of makeup and wear a pretty dress so i can sit and my room and blog some more
holyunholy:its not my fault the optimal atmospheric conditions are achieved in my room when the heater is on and the window is open. btw who is Electric Bill he sounds cool
chachacharlieco: Anti-Form KairiMight as well describe what she can do:HP of Party members and herself gradually restore around her.Dark element enemies’s HP gradually decrease around her.Dark spells have no effect.Does not use Keyblade.Has flight.MP
trencly: tips on how to properly enter my room: do not
sansgod: i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that
i legitimately forget about the option to buy things in store. i was telling my best friend that i’m gonna order an iphone on friday and she was like ‘dude just go to the att store’ and i was like OH SHIT THATS RIGHT YOU CAN DO THAT.
hqlines: Cleaning my room be like
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the-vashta-nerada: i’m sitting in my room by myself crying and looking at pictures of tom hiddleston and there’s nothing you can do about it keeping all of the tags and reblogging because of complete relevance and accuracy
Okay well tumblr is being a whore and its not letting me post all the photos at the same time, so I hope you all don’t mind just a small room photo spam one by one ;u; First up is my bed, plushies, posters, etc. Random Target bag because I went
milfsrus0: show-it-all-off:youdontreallywantthis:I (sort of) cleaned my mirror not my room for this at 2am. In porn, men give blow jobs like they love men. Women give blow jobs like they love the camera; how do you make a blowjob?
I’m always finding little stashes of weed in my room. They’re very well hidden. This is the 3rd blunt I’ve found this week. lol
Honestly I forgot how big my bed is. Actually it’s kind of lonely, wouldn’t mind if anyone joined…
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youtubers-wholock: gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: meanwhile in england i am in a dress everybody you talk to opens conversation with ‘FUCK it’s hot’ there are three hour long traffic jams for the beach everybody not at the beach is at home
Move into kiss those sugar sweet lips, Baby looks just like love -Dave Matthews 💋 • Leigh • • They/Them • ignore my messy af room, hair brush, and straightener DO NOT REPOST OR REMOVE CAPTION, Appreciate it if you didn’t or get blocked!
Getting woken up by a spider crawling up your leg is not the preferred way
I hide my toys when I’m in rush then forget where I put them
I don’t have permission to cum so I edged a bunch and I really should not have done that wow
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