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the thrilling saga, brought to you by solitary nights and my phone’s horrible camera i’m sorry if you see this post twice but tumblr mobile sucks balls and hates my guts
peter-panties: So I was looking through my phone and found some drawings my friend and I made. I think I peed myself.
Mommy Monster, thats not my phone number.!! xD I Told You To Change the 5 for a 6 ok ;)
My girlfriend drew this for me so I have to pay her. She needs new cords for her phone.
likeful: uhh reblog this w your sign and wether or not your phone screen is cracked
playing-hero: lunette3002: fashionf-u-c-ks: None OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week.
I fucking hate the fact that when something interests me, I 463728946372% hyperfocus on it to hell and back because likei just downloaded the Love Live! app for my phone because I love rhythm games and I enjoyed the anime and now while I’m not at the
decibel-disorder: On my phone, can’t tag skuttz, but eep it’s done! *dances on tip toes* >w< eeeheeheheeheee!
Please you guys, this is super important. This is Bart, my Khajiit. 1 like = 1 pet 1 reblog = 1 skoomas Please, he is such an attention whore. He will die if i don’t get off my phone and pet him. He has told me so. Plz give him pets so he
so i don’t have a phone right now, because it just won’t turn on! can’t really afford a new one from my phone company,,, check out my cash.me account to donate ;)
My teacher left my phone a voicemail asking why "my bitch ass" couldn't come to school today..
I just broke my phone. It wont turn on. My baby. I HAD MY INFINITE FANCAMS FROM THE CONCERT ON THERE
My friend is here and she has to leave in an hour but right now we are on the bed and she feel asleep and I’m 1 beer and 1 coke full, holding it cause I don’t want to wake her…. Its not super bad but deff need to go potty once she leaves….
zubat: denchgang: where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but not my phone How long does it burn if it’s not an emergency?
I just found out that my gecko’s tail works on my phone's touch screen, so I'm gonna let her make a text post and let autocorrect interpret her words.
THE HOARD! At least, from pictures I could find on my phone. No idea about the order or anything, so IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE… My boyfriend and I, because I’m a fucking sap. Me enjoying some fresh air outside the Dealer’s Den. It was fucking
Guess what arrived! Second attempt to upload, since my phone hates me, but yes - my new travel bag. It took some saving up, and a little bit of wormy financing, but it’s worth it. Big enough to hold all the junk I bring out on meets, so it’ll be well-used
Phone’s SD card is fucked
Hey, I apologize for my disappearance. This is a busy summer: I’m preparing for a year of study in Tokyo, trying to rise somewhat out of my depression (looks like the new meds have started to kick in), and am caught up in other stuff. I got a little
I think I look cute today, but since I’m not actually planning on going anywhere, y'all are stuck seeing it.
agentroot: Yeah I don’t know why but it’s hard not to sing along to OMWF songs! I already have playlists on my phone that I’m gonna listen to once I get a car.. I’ve been doing that for years now :D
Wow I’m really not okay and I can’t text anybody because MY PHONE IS OFFICIALLY FRIED HAH.
stephanie-beatriz: I’m not doing it. I’m not, because I’m fatigued from being alive for my 32nd year. It’s a lot.
cikero:my phone thinks I’m dating emperor augustus
the-perks-of-being–hannah: I still like this even though my phone decided not to focus🌹
A rare sleepwear Viktor. Ngl I took these when I was running a fever after my second vaccination and I just found them on my phone but I guess I was really feeling my sick day outfit.[he/him] | Instagram
My computer’s wireless adapter died (won’t turn on at all or recognize the drivers). I’m trying to fix it because I really don’t want to have to buy a new one but I suspect it’s dead for good since I’ve had it for so
faramircaptainofgondor: so i’ve got one of these if we’re mutually following each other, you can ask for it. You don’t even need to ask for it, it’s posted on my blog’s description. I’m not very good at not going idle but
My phone will now automatically capitalize Pearl but not Amethyst or Garnet (yet) and I have chosen to believe this is because Pearl would be the one who would care about proper writing and grammar and whatnot the most
Hm, my Space Race picture looks different on my phone. I can’t really see most of the sky, like, it’s all black with only a couple stars but there’s supposed to be a ton of stars and its got a sort of gradient of red/purple/blue going
I wonder if CN knows that if they released new SU phone cases with the Gems on them, I would totally buy one even though they’re really overpriced
I don’t know what in my house makes that rattling noise that can only be heard when I record a video with my phone, but its not just restricted to my room, apparently
Noiz be like OKAY QUICK STORY TIME. I DIDN’T SEE THIS UNTIL THIS MORNING AND BY THIS MORNING I MEAN THIS MORNING IN CLASS AND BASICALLY LONG STORY SHORT SOMEONE ALMOST SAW AND I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE ALMOST THROWN MY PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM.
ah yes, the holidays. the time of year where i actually have to give my phone a passlock because unlike people i only ever occasionally talk to at school, i actually can’t trust my family to not go snooping through my phone. happy holidays.
follow-the-music: ch-a-s-i-n-g: Why parents have a strange need to hold our phone when we show them some pictures? I showed this post to my mum and she grabbed my phone to read it and just stood there defeated
i put the cash money i saved for my vacation in a safe place but i always forget where i put stuff so i made a lil reminder note in my phone but i didn’t want to be too explicit about iti put it in a jar and i put that jar way back in the bookcase behind
a private caller keeps phoning me and hanging up after two rings :/ thAT’S NOT ENOUGH TIME TO PICK UP A PHONE come on
I’m not sure how my luck is. I mean I lost my phone last night and a nice guy found it and gave it back to me and he lives in my building so I didn’t have to leave. …but I also tripped and bruised my knees and went face first into
insideageniusmind: thecalicokid: This one needed it’s own post I feel for these kids. Cause my parents are literally so chill. I could ask to drive to the zoo at 4AM and the only question I’d get is as to whether or not my phone is charged. So
theworldsabrokenbden: patricksdiehard: I gave that to patrick This picture made me so happy that I had to put my phone down and stop looking at my screen and take five minutes to stare out my window and think about how adorable Patrick is and try not
chaiteaprincess: sofakeitsfox: Remember when every girl wanted this phone yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block
vinegod: “I thought my phone was ringing” by The LAD Bible
coq: not knowing how to respond to messages and forgetting about them for so long that it becomes impossible to respond to them without it being weird is the bane of my socially awkward existence
accidentally ruined my own picture
so I gotten woken up by my phone at the 3:40 in the morning and it was my ex’s little brother, he sent me a facebook message saying ‘hey do you still talk to j (my ex)?’ and like this is so weird and random?? its been 6 years since ive talked to
GUYS DARFIN LEFT HIS SPOTIFY LOGGED INTO MY COMPUTER AND HES CURRENTLY LISTENING TO IT AT HOME BUT EVERY TIME I DO SOMETHING FROM THIS COMPUTER IT WORKS ON HIS AND HES FREAKING OUT HAHAHAH
i just noticed that my socks are also the same color as my fursona
I think these are one of my favorite nights. Everyone in the house is asleep, I’m listening to ballads in languages I don’t understand, and no one is blowing up my phone.
tinychatting: my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone
I’ve found that my new favorite position is sitting on my couch, degrading online misogynists from my phone.
nonalien: if i’m with someone and i’m on my phone i’m not really doing anything on it lol i’m just opening and closing the apps and stuff to avoid having horrible anxiety
goopy-amethyst: swankivy: Peridot discovers Velcro - clip from upcoming Steven Universe episode I had not seen this online anywhere yet so I recorded a crap version from my phone. It comes from the CNAnything app where they show cute micro content,
My phone knows me well apparently
![A rare sleepwear Viktor. Ngl I took these when I was running a fever after my second vaccination and I just found them on my phone but I guess I was really feeling my sick day outfit.[he/him] | Instagram](https://64.media.tumblr.com/1fa1a395818167e32bfcd9133c4f003d/aa89b6d3690b1052-75/s512x512u_c1/94a8d0d7bd106497260805cfd7e989e2068294b4.jpg)
