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elzebrook: Photography by Bruce Jenkins Model/hair/makeup is me These make me feel like I’m in some modern fairy tale AU. I like it. Ok, I’m done reblogging this shoot now. Probably.
hungslug: “Please Scoot… I can’t take it anymore!” “Only 15 minuets left to go Sweetie.” Scoots is probably a bit too rough on poor Sweetie. Clophalla is a cool guy. I’m a cool guy
Not to be all nsfw on main. But someone should take advantage of my chastity links and hate acceptance towards anal as a substitute to something enjoyable. Push my buttons and call me a good girl but never hesitate to haze me for not being a real girl.
Quick sketch inspired by the fact that it’s so fucking hot here right now. Not really NSFW, but it definitely has something sexual to me. Probably because I have a fetish for tongues, tho. All blame to Tchernobog for putting the idea of some innocen
Thanks for showing me how to draw that shiny hair in the stream yesterday<3 Here is the result (Although it looks not very well, at least i tried…) Floor bored is qt btw (:
So jet lag isn’t fun, chronic exhaustion isn’t fun, intensifying the chronic exhaustion by doing more than I can every single day isn’t fun, so it takes time to get over that stuff, so it makes sense not to make any med adjustment. So sayeth the
nevernoesbest replied to your post:white-sky-draws replied to your…Adblock interferes with the tumblr April Fools joke.Probably, I mean, I have adblock and it still worked for me so idunnoooooooo????
Hey people who are interested in giving me ideas for the suggestion poll, I’m thinking of doing 3 of my own ideas before taking more suggestions/opening up a poll for voting.Kind of a 3 on, 3 off thing. I’ll probably start taking more suggestions
honeythe-elfqueen: Y'all I probably need anxiety medication or just not to take 10 hours of school a day
shalinga-ling: annamabee: You all may think youve seen the best scene in Mew Mew Power but you’re probably wrong. I was Not prepared for that lmao
empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone someone: [asks me on a date] me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably. someone: [confesses their love
sigilsjunk: jack-the-lion: whereismana: those few friends are the mightiest. THIS. im not crying you’re crying Still not found anyone who’s stayed ahHAHA
jenniferrpovey: cinensis: wildernesswitchery: laughlikesomethingbroken: muttkid: thequantumqueer: sissikuk: latinagabi: caged-freedom: rosasdesal: Repeat after me: - Veganism is not affordable - Veganism is not cruelty free - Veganism is not
Uncomfortable realization: If I want to be able to play any zelda before work tomorrow, I need to get some shit done before today is over Uncomfortable realization, part 2: I probably won’t Not really a realization: I’ll probably just play
churchyardgrim:“if you’re not angry you’re not paying attention” used to be such a powerful phrase but now it’s more accurate to say “if you’re not angry you’re probably exhausted by 5+ years of Panic Outrage Mode and are nearing the limit
spiletta42: This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing
future-oscarwinner:Guess who finally finished their fanfiction? 😍Not me, but someone probably did
I always wonder if you think about me from time to time. Probably not though, because you most likely hate me don’t you? I don’t know, it’s weird, that I still think about you, and that I can remember everything we did together, even
trashfirefallon: glumshoe: are you a “press the mystery button you’ve been told not to press” person or an “investigate that creepy and ominous noise” person Investigate the noise person. I am small and can potentially avoid danger by hiding
olipopsbuttons:chubbylesbianbear: fatruwuby: thinkin’ about trans people in the feederism community and how for probably a lot of people, including me, its very much about bodily control and gender expression as much or more than just liking fat
hentaiyarou: To the Anon who requested a louder recording: I can definitely do that, but probably not soon because of one really basic reason — the walls in my dorm are paper thin. I’m actually not sure my neighbor or random people in the halls haven’t
linnylace: probably one of the best feelings in the world That upskirt with the marks. Mmmmmm.
ohvex: ohvex: boop boop boop vex : twitter // tumblr // instagram this is probably my most ‘tumblr’ post ever but I care not! I just gotta add a cat and some pizza and I’m sorted. DIDN’T I SAY THIS WAS SO TUMBLR RIGHT? wow such
As soon as I start to gain some confidence it’s shot down by you. You’ve tormented me my whole life about the way I look or how much I weigh, and I hate it. I’m probably not going to eat much, because of this and I can’t help
He he had to go and the bruises are fading. And I am not ready for either to leave me.
shikai-of-the-4th-world replied to your post: You could probably block them? I probably could, but it doesn’t really bother me. I just think its funny that its just this one particular porn bot that keeps liking my posts
It occurs to me that due to Garnet’s future vision, she probably saw the possible future in “Steven the Swordfighter” where Pearl gets stabbed and ‘dies’. But she also probably saw another future where Pearl successfully
Me, who loves cute, happy, and fun things: It’s cute how it’s like canon for Rubies to have trouble counting because they always forget to include themselves.The other part of me that loves angst and sorrow: Hey, let’s think about how Rubies probably
This is probably going to make me sound like an asshole and piss people that I care about off but I’ve gotten to the point where I’m not even sure what my sexual orientation is. It’s been erased. I can’t tell what’s bullshit and what’s not
Ask me some kinky questions ;)
Also, I was talking to my mam today, and apparently, not only do I have a older sibling on my, well… on the other side of the family, I also have a younger sibling, too! Hah… I have never met my father, I have no desire to meet my father,
I had a dream last night where I met one of my mutuals, and it was so terribly awkward. She was just not interested at all, and I was being such a little try hard… I know she is probably a really nice person in real life, but it just kinda made
benedictsbottom:well yes of course i want my otp to be happy but first let me see one of them choking back tears at a hospital bedside while the other lies in a coma (◉‿◉✿)
talk to me while i get drunk
blackrebelz: jehovahhthickness:Lmaoooooooo not me nigga! I just………… I can’t…niggas is cancelled Nigga got a mattress on the floor of a studio apartment (I’m guessing, shit look like a janky motel room tbh) talmbout king shit, nigga
Practically overnight, and I have fully embraced the headcanon that Lexa and Prince Roan are siblings. Making the Ice Queen Lexa’s mother, because why not?…Before someone tells me exactly why not, it just deeply amuses me to imagine Roan getting
forlackofabettercomic: Remember kids, you should always be the hero character in the video game that is your life! And probably not the shopkeeper NPC, like me.
Can’t sleep, brain is eating me … I wish I could always believe all the things I tell myself and others but I’m not strong enough, I guess. I’m honestly not sure how much longer I can endure all of this - the pain, and not just the physical
If I ever form a feminist club on campus, our first order of business would probably be to educate people on the actual belief that it’s for gender equality, not hatred of men. Second act would probably be getting dress code equally targeted/enforced.
unadeptly: Me probably again
Feeling a lot more stable. Got food in me. Probably should go to bed early tonight. I’m sleepy and my poor self care recently probably caused my moody day. Like it or not a body Needs food and proper rest to perform comfortably and predictably.
note-a-bear: ghostieonfirst: ok please watch this vid of my perfect former street cat eat. will not disappoint I promise. it’s just shoveling food into its mouththis cat is actually a cat I would probably like
jaclcfrost: my response to “you should see a doctor” 98% of the time is just “haha yeah probably” followed by me not seeing a doctor
phaserbeams: if I’m not playing video games I’m probably thinking about them
paprika:someone: remember when…my forgetful ass: probably not
i dont usually give up but once again, youre the only exception… i cant keep doing this anymore. kills me. probably not you, but it kills me. awdsfghjkl not something im proud of. ugh i hate this /:
But then again, I would probably kill myself if I did that, so I’m totally not going to do that xD
today I am sad bc my family has all got new families and my cramps are hurting and I have no midol and darfins not here so im gonna start crying like a baby
so I did that trial weekend thing, I mean it still isnt my thing and im probably still gonna say no but apparently I attracted super nice people and super weird people. I got offered a job from this super nice guy who told me I was doing v well and called
and not to step into the pile of poop that is the comments of that photo but for people saying she overreacted - understand that she (like me) probably gets tons and tons of messages like that everyday and at some point you cant be nice anymore because
ilovedaddy: That’s me, i am daddy’s good girl! 😍❤😊
me: zero life: infinity
Home alone so I’m going to the roof & maybe get high. Probably not tho since David isn’t here to get high with me. I don’t like doing it alone. The weather is nice & breezy tonight tho, so I’ll go up there either way &
I’m not asexuall. Definitely not. But telling myself that I am is a somewhat good coping mechanism. It still hurts me not being able to. But sometimes it’s all that matters to distract myself from the actual issues with what I am. And that
Probably offensive and what not. But this body would be so much better reduced in weight by a third. And I would be able to use 90% of wardrobe and not have to adjust and tailor all my clothes. Never mind the health benefits physically and mentally. But
I would probably be able to afford my dream home if Tumblr paid me 1 cent for every post reported in regard to the porn ban thingy
Boo was tagged to spew info, and i felt like swiping the meme myself, so… I DIDName: EC (pronounced ”ee see”)Time/Date: Ass o’clock AMAverage Hours of sleep: Not enough, probably 5ishLast thing I googled: dunno about google, but i was reading