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alexisfistingfeen: Love feeling the teardrop come out of my loose twat She said it, not me! Some girls (boring ones) might react to being called loose like it’s an insult, get upset, not alexisfistingfeen! It makes her wet and she knows it’s
princesskellysunshine: You cannot and will not resist Me. It’s time to let go of all control. It’s time to WORSHIP your Goddess. Bow down and be My little bitch today! Live cam and phone sessions today until 8:30pm central. *NiteFlirt *AdultWork
ghdos: classykelsey: ikilledtheamericandream: Who is this attractive male and why is he standing with this bitch and not me? You do not call Left Eye a bitch. Did they really refer to Left Eye as a bitch? Wow. Clearly that’s a young person
milesjai: I love this bitch so much
Not omo but I just drew Tohru from “Kobayashi-san chi no maid dragon”And bitches it’s poppin!
just-shower-thoughts: People always tell me not to use stereotypes against immigrants. They then go on to say that they are working hard and helping our country. They fail to realize that they are using a stereotype. Wow these are some shitty shower
y’all out here making good posts? not me bitch
So I don’t even get one mediocre (yes, “mediocre” is setting the bar higher than I’ve ever had it) relationship before I turn 30? Not one?
thessclexa:1-dum-bitch:I can’t stop watching this 😂Okay, this was fucking great. Wait for it. 🍔
1eos:im doing my laundry which means im not mentally ill anymore!!!!!!! see y'all depresseds later!!!!!! you bitches can’t even SPELL neurotypical!!!!!!!!!
Me: Ok! I’m digging myself out of stuff and getting back to work!12 hours later:A cold: Hey, I’m here to fuck things up Me: Ok, but I’ve had two of you in the past 5 weeks alreadyCold: But not me, bitch, and here I am. In otherworldly: I’m getting
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igglooaustralia: Me to myself 24/7: lol I’m ugly as fuck Some hating bitch: you’re not that cute! Me: BITCH IM CUTE AS FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING BOUT, YOU COULD NEVA BE THIS CUTE! STAY MAD!
manywinged:manywinged:something u need to understand about me is that me and my brain are NOT friends and she is NOT helpful to me. bitch gives me all these thoughts and feelings and is like “deal with these for me will u?” GIRL YOU’RE
teasemewithyourcock: yes-letsfuckbabe: teasemewithyourcock just unfriended me on Skype dis bitch cunt, gotta get rid of the annoying ones bitch I will tell my mother to not cook you food
teasemewithyourcock: yes-letsfuckbabe: teasemewithyourcock: yes-letsfuckbabe: teasemewithyourcock just unfriended me on Skype dis bitch cunt, gotta get rid of the annoying ones bitch I will tell my mother to not cook you food I own a restaurant,
universalfrea-k: THIS IS NOT ME ‼️ bitches gotta stop
not your bitch.
killmongerthiskoochie: eriknutinthispoosy: kingjaffejoffer: Sound On 😂😂😭😭😩😩 I hate the internet bruh “he left out the ring like, ‘bitch, where? you got me fucked up.’ i don’t blame you, guy. i do not blame ya.”BYE
baitnbust: iamlamonte: tightholebigdick: tightholebigdick:Bitch…. I knew it But he say he not gay or bisexual bitch I got receipts iamlamonte oh aight That’s not me dumb fuck. One that picture is old it’s off pornhub two who the fuck is bigt
ryeoguz: doujinshi: yall: go over your answers before turning them in me a bitch whos never wrong: i think the fuck not me a bitch whos always wrong: i think the fuck not
ileftmyheartinwesteros: Fucking figures that they’re not letting Nick come home tomorrow. He could still call and let me know when to pick him up but they’re probably not going to let him come home tomorrow. I’m sick of the flip flopping, I
feistiest: me: lmao who needs a partner i’m alone but i’m not lonely bitch, i live fine by my fucking self bitch! play that hailee steinfeld song! me after watching a one (1) good rom-com:
bad bitch, long weave, phat ass. all the qualities to turn me straight.
a-rach: I hate when I’m in the car with someone and a song comes on that’s a duet and the person with me doesn’t automatically know that we will obviously be singing along as a duet like no you do not get to sing both parts who died and made you
bitch-but-not-your-bitch: bonneibennett: requested by arrows-and-thrones Esto me dio escalofríos.
Not gonna lie im diggin this lipstick I never even BUY lipstick but it was only a dollar so I said fuckitt
thebootydiaries: doctorginnydiangelowinchester: thebootydiaries: huntress-out-of-control: thebootydiaries: redneckdevilpitbull: thebootydiaries: waterlilly549: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: me: saw weed 3 times has 7 gf has 9 abs listens
fang107: berandomness: And why will no one let me have the last word in a conversation Because I’m a bitch Your not a bitch and it’s not just you like literally everyone I talk to will not let me have the last word ever
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: And why will no one let me have the last word in a conversation Because I’m a bitch Your not a bitch and it’s not just you like literally everyone I talk to will not let me have the last word ever
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: And why will no one let me have the last word in a conversation Because I’m a bitch Your not a bitch and it’s not just you like literally everyone I talk to will not let
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: And why will no one let me have the last word in a conversation Because I’m a bitch Your not a bitch and it’s not just you like literally everyone
ojibwa:im so fucking determined to get better i swear to god lets do this bitch lets go
ivyaura:i love when ppl are like “you must be freezing in that!” when im wearing like skirts, thigh-highs, etc like yeah im kinda cold but im not changing my slut aesthetic im not weak
ilookextremelygood: me, a bitch: *says the word Bitch*someone who is not a bitch: umm i think maybe you shouldnt be using that word unless youre actually a bitch yourself hun :/me, still a bitch: bitch what
corieeamelia: igglooaustralia:Me to myself 24/7: lol I’m ugly as fuckSome hating bitch: you’re not that cute!Me: BITCH IM CUTE AS FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING BOUT, YOU COULD NEVA BE THIS CUTE! STAY MAD HOE! omg THAS me
violent-rape-fantasies: Not tight enough. Not pretty enough. Not eager enough. Not good enough. You hear me, bitch? You’re not good enough. Let every slap beat that deeper into your psyche.
fedupblackwoman: the-perks-of-being-black: So did her pockets I’m sorry, but when was it cool for women to start body shaming women? She’s not trying to fuck them so what’s the issue. And Rihanna looks the same to me. This is why feminism is
not gonna bitch and not gonna eat chocolate for a week wish me luck
validx2: Person: Why do you look mad all the time? Me: Im not that’s just how my face made Person: But your eyes always look mad Me: Lol idk it’s just the way they are Person: But… Me: Bitch im not mad shit get out my face
Cuz I know you love me baby, i know you love me baby.
I’m not the jealous type but if that bitch so much as blinks at you I’ll kill her
Life’s not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch cause she won’t let you get that pussy. Maybe she didn’t feel yall shared any similar interests, or maybe you’re an asshole who couldn’t sweet talk
rainbowsandboybands: jaymcguinessgetinmybed: justanotherbrokenguitarstring: tommos-mullingar-bitch: just-a-skinny-boy: infinitevoices: I may not be as pretty as all the girls on tumblr, but I think I look just fine the way I am. God bless this
High-fiving your Past Self for not taking someone’s shit the last time you talked to them and finding out later they’re even more of a lil bitch than you thought ✌️
vegayta: now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch
Decided to not look slovenly today.
okay so it’s not a baby-baby picture of me, but it’s the only one I have on my computer of me super young. I’m like on a sugar high lmao ignore that bitch on the left though, we’re not friends anymore >:(
After yesterday (and honestly this past month) I realize how annoying I must have been towards guys I liked, but who didn’t like me back. When you don’t reciprocate the same feelings someone has for you, but they continuously text you and
students who refuse to print their first and last names for me because they signed up online and I haven’t printed the real sign in sheet yet like who tf you think u are bitch
DO NOT FUCK ME BITCH
inbedwithboys: My kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there
bitchface12345: Im not a bitch I am the bitch
vanillish: squidwurd: why does like every gay boy have this shirt I’m crying bc I have this shirt
hothaitianhoe: jehovahhthickness: trebled-negrita-princess: theryanproject: pashyn: 😊 Me 🙂 My response to that is always “I ain’t ask you all that, do you wanna go or not!” Me when I asked @hothaitianhoe ’s bitch ass to go to the
Life’s not a bitch life is a beautiful woman you only call her a bitch because she won’t let you get that pussy. Maybe she didn’t feel y'all shared any similar interests or maybe you’re just an asshole who couldn’t sweet talk the princess.
rinacat:some asshole: “Why do you even like that character?”me: “Because they’re a great character.”asshole: “But they’ve done so many shitty and problematic things, you can’t just excuse-”me: “I said a GREAT CHARACTER not a GOOD PERSON
