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lmsketch: shunori: Not sure if I should feel flattered or insulted.
impishtubist: mrpicard: karlika: toriathegadjeslayer: never not reblog like a badass boss Obligatory reblog.
calamityeggplant: squintwit: #Abbie explaining to Ichabod what Halloween is. #He then says, “Lieutenant, I would like to partake in such an occasion.” #Abbie agrees because he seems to be really excited. #Ichabod is not only excited to partake in
sarkos: Obviously, I’m not linking to the article, because when I step in dog shit, I don’t turn to someone and say “You gotta try this“, but also because the joke tells itself
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cravings: “straighten your hair”why not gayhten your hair you homophobic piece of shit
knightoftaurus: aviculor: dendritic-trees: [A large and fluffy dog is sleeping on a porch. A tiny grey bird is bouncing around on the dog, stealing its fur. Its tiny beak is full of dog floof. The dog is totally still and does not appear to have
ufomism: person: i care about u me: ok then why am i not ur entire life??? smh fake
rahleighroll: @shanwaldo every person I’ve talked about has me blocked what a sad day this means I can’t draw their awful characters I might end up just pulling out of this contest tbh; I’m not drawing Rahleigh against a bunch of awful characters
rahleighroll: fiztheancient: rahleighroll: @shanwaldo every person I’ve talked about has me blocked what a sad day this means I can’t draw their awful characters I might end up just pulling out of this contest tbh; I’m not drawing Rahleigh against
jeshua-gllt: slicedupslutfest: cuttlefishculler: voguebishoujo: taraxacum1: yosukebaby: koala-nose: coffeemustache: How could someone mistake pikachu for squirtle? That’s obviously a delibird^ o___O;;; you guys that’s a digimon I’m not
rahleighroll: fiztheancient: heres the halfassed apology she gave me btw ‘I understand you troll people because they deserve it’ ‘… I see how much of a bitch I was not accepting peoples opinions and trying to change their minds.’ ha haha
dragonmaw: tygrrr: “Donald (Trump) say he wants to run for President and move on into the White House…why not? It wouldn’t be the first time you pushed a black family out of they home.” -Snoop Dogg WOW FUCKING OWNED BY SNOOP DOGG
rabbithugs: “what if a rabbit kissed me?” I whispered to myself animal kisses are good my ferrets give me kisses only time its not cool is when its after they lick their own peepee
rabbithugs: fiztheancient: rabbithugs: “what if a rabbit kissed me?” I whispered to myself animal kisses are good my ferrets give me kisses only time its not cool is when its after they lick their own peepee aaaaaa ferretkisses!!! k-kawaii desu
Boosmörgåsbord: To pose topless or not to pose topless? That is the question.
theotoxin: dedieu: allenthomasplaysthedrums: I will not show you my breasts because I’m not that type of girl. I’m saving my body for someone who really loves me. i’m interested in something other than your money im saving my bacon for the
rahleighroll: oh god where the fuck to start #1 the earth is lopsided. that’s just ridiculous. #2 the entire pose is lopsided. not just stylistically tilted, like, hey, she’s curving towards the viewer; no, the character is lopsided and the background
synthesizer-child: fiztheancient: deckman: fiztheancient: rahleighroll: oh god where the fuck to start #1 the earth is lopsided. that’s just ridiculous. #2 the entire pose is lopsided. not just stylistically tilted, like, hey, she’s curving towards
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I am a transgender, transsexual, multidemiromantic, asexual, vaguely polyamorous neutrois with double depression, anxiety, and likely something related to-but not quite- autism in a multiple system in a thin, white, temporarily somewhat able body. My
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cuntslut: nikeairkicks: cuntslut: nikeairkicks: cuntslut: youre all really gay yes!!!!!!! i am gay!!!!!!!!!!! nigga please. your homosexu alitydoes not ompare to mine. sorry dont make jokes about my sexuality you ignorant slut that language isnt
thatfilthyanimal: Dear Tumblr, Kung Fu Panda 2 is NOT the only Dreamworks movie to come out after How To Train Your Dragon. Why is there so little love for Megamind? ;A; i love megamind porn so much you have no idea
rahleighroll: >entire dash is littered with homestuck >entire dash is not just littered with homestuck, but homestuck trolls >entire dash is not just littered with homestuck, or homestuck trolls, but homestuck trolls fucking >entire dash
gllt: fiztheancient: ratboigles replied to your post: cuddledemon replied to your photo: aaa so many… i need to learn how to not sew like and idiot because i can’t really afford most custom plushies :C yea im planning on learning how to make plushes
fuckyeahterribleocs: If you haven’t already got Ciara on here I’m a bit disappointed. She’s been pretty much the main reason Sonic OCs suck for the past few years driving everyone away from the fandom. Not too bad seeing as the fandom sucks but
rooshoes: axelssonkatt: thegoodsonisbad: doctorscience: unicornontheroadtolove: dean—moriarty: christinechapel: margaretr: See, here’s the problem. But there’s this, too: what I’m about to complain about is not something that’s uniquely
rooshoes: well hey since we’re already deep into regrettable territory, why not lets go all out Read More i just realized i have those same stockings/socks
auwa: fiztheancient: motherfucker his blood color is brown because hes so full of SHIT where is his sign you’re not doing it right [09:38:51 PM] Lune (º✖º): the sign is on his butt[09:39:03 PM] Lune (º✖º): and its *[09:39:06 PM] Lune (º✖º):
zangen: chompass: lurlenebutterman: NO NOT THIS GIF AGAIN SJHFKDHGKNDG NEVER NOT REBLOG GOODBAD PHYSICS always and forever
chronidu: IM NOT JOKING GUYS WESKER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD you n ur snake are so cute
rottenmeats: adriofthedead: hazardgirl: adriofthedead: hazardgirl: adriofthedead: mynameismad: adriofthedead: hazardgirl: adriofthedead: hazardgirl: adriofthedead: “Mutilating”? I shave my legs because I want to, not because I’m trying
scar-lip: qbnaith: Don’t identify yourself with a mental illness or disorder until YOU’VE GOT IT FUCKING DIAGNOSED BY A PROFESSIONAL OH MY GOD. I’m not. Also- autism is not always a disorder, don’t fucking treat it like one. There are plenty
permanentlygoaty: I just discovered the most disgusting thing ever. It’s called Morby, and it’s people drawing fan art of Mordecai and Rigby from Regular show as being like boyfriends. Is nothing in this world sacred? Can people not understand the
You know you're a butt* when: You fart and it makes you cry because you ache to not be a butt
dragonmaw: lowtax: takeabpow: oh my god no one else AS:LKDUAHFLJFLKJAHFSKLJAGSIUFDJADS also the swastika was a symbol of the nazi party, not hitler HISTORY oh my fucking god i guess the crucifix isnt the symbol of the catholic church either?? oh
dragonmaw: saccharinescorpion: cakebert: goatpox: thisisthetheday: poisonedwheatfruit: casualdavestrider: askthevirginmaryam: veltradraka: hey obama. fuck you. ((not sure if created by a barrack obama fan a homestuck hater or dave strider))
ATTN: PEOPLE THAT REPOST GRAPHICS. The following are NOT valid excuses:
pikaballoons: mazinkaiser: I’m tired of encountering ignorant arguments in opposition to this. This is not a difficult concept to understand, and in addition saying we as graphic makers have no right to complain because our content is made form
goatygoatyeah: bleatbleatbleat: incensewoman: bleatbleatbleat: thecranewife: holy shit, is this for real? Yes, all atheists are indeed goats. I am sorry I have to rant. People want to poke at you when you do not believe in God. What happened
copernicus-anonywolf: > Sees someone post a rant about a subject that perfectly describes my opinion on it. > copypasta.exe (Not without fixing some spelling and capitalization errors, of course.) > Renard’s buttbuddy searches through my account
pikaballoons: infinite-lucidity: moonvolley: infinite-lucidity: moonvolley: everyone loves edits so i thought why not up the ante and make an edit of an edit :)) the original edit was by my-sassie-gay-friend-izaya and the original DRAWING was by
cloesy: misteradventure: purplekecleon: artist-confessions: submitted by -cosumiku Are you shitting me? I’ll draw whatever I please, asshat. Because it pleases me, not because it pleases you. This goes to everyone. If you really have super
unconsciouslycarcino: jackoffnoir: arksi: oh i think i need to leave not sure i’ll be fine IT’S BEEN SO LONG SINCE WE’VE SEEN EACH OTHER GET IT!!!??? FUCK
diarrheaheartfailure: occupyallstreets: Homeland Security Does Not Understand British Slang Emily Bunting and Leigh Van Bryan, a pair of tourists from Great Britain were detained by Homeland Security for twelve hours at Los Angeles International Airport
queenston: ffffuuuurries: All hail the self-claimed queen of the furries who LETS us use HER site. BTW, she’s claiming these are fake. They’re not. if they aren’t fake what’s up with the fonts i mean, shit, i’m not one to defend FA’s abhorrent
auwa: fiztheancient: auwa: oh my god isnt this what i said to him too idr ive just been cycling through several different variations of it and then this happened good i still like it when u told him to not trust a black and he got mad and told you
Anonymous asked: yeah sorry I couldn’t really word it that well because of the word limit in asks! I do think transethnicism is pretty bad, not “dangerous” persay I guess but it’s pretty fucking backwards. and from what I’ve heard about what
pikaballoons: i’m going to go the extra mile and suggest she’s lying about her mental issues because it’s just enough for her excuse herself saying dumb shit on the internet but not intense enough to get her to actually want to seriously hurt herself
fuckyeahsocialjusticesally: frostrune: creatureskissing-intherain: it’s not the fucking JOB OF THE OPRESSED PEOPLE TO EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS get out of here. go fuck yourself yeah apparently we’re big ol meanies for not wasting our time trying
rooshoes: blameaspartame: bullshit haha i walked right past this place with a rolling luggage bag and my laptop bag at my side. i guess its not so tuff after all oii not fair
oppressedbyhomestuck: Die Homestuck scum. It’s not ironic. It’s not cute. It is a threat. How many people are murdered because they are Homestucks? How many people are denied employment, housing, health services, turned away from shelters, refused
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fyeahbadsonicfancharacters: I really hate when people throw tits on reptiles and avians. They don’t have mammary glands. They’re not mammals. i hate it when people do the thing. things dont have the stuff. theyre not a dealio. aka wow people still
disasterxv:not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay
I might be slim, I might be shady, But I’m not the real slim shady Cause I’m not even standing up.
and one more thing, i am not the only artist who hates back-handed compliments like that on their ship artthere are many artists who have made posts talking about it and how rude it can actually come across as no matter the intentionjust say a decent
This girl posted a video of her driving with her bare foot on the dash & I’m sorry for not minding my own business but that’s nasty & not to mention you’re totally gonna break your bones if you get into a car accident like that