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marienightscape: Happy late birthday @cartoonyafterdark!! Sorry this took awhile, my scheduling messed me up. Enjoy! this is so sweet and lovely what the heck i love it, thank you!!!
ok but lapis’ just tryin’ to jack off in the barn and peridot is incensed ‘NOT IN FRONT OF THE PUMPKIN CHILD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU’
why is the porn side of steven universe SO DEAD
Also I want to keep this blog relatively active and I’m sure eventually one gets bored of 24/7 Lapis porn [but I’ll never stop!!!!]So I’m open to suggestions tho! I will not turn anon back on though but it’s ok! Your privacy will always be respected
I fish you a lappy birthday
Take a moment to ask yourself If this is how we fall apart
Earth’s mightiest hero’s
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neo-rama: WOW! EXCITING! STEVEN and LAPIS have a long talk over a cup of hot tea and what may or may not be crumpets. they could also be biscuits. SAME OLD WORLD! the next all new episode of STEVEN UNIVERSE! boared by Katie Mitroff and Lamar Abrams!
thesweetreaper: I would imagine that this is how Lapis took it when she saw that Homeworld was not what it seemed, and when Peridot told her about the advanced stuff and was like, done lolI love the spongebob refs lmao Life is scary.
Fearless wretch - Insanity - She watches, Lurking beneath the sea! Great old one - Forbidden sight - Se searches, Hunter of the shadows is rising! Immortal! In madness you dwell!!! (Made some edits.)
Excuses, excuses
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TANTRUM MODE ACTIVATED
please apply all the cold water surrounding you to that siCK BURN(Submitted by warfstache-punch)
Well, that was a total bust. Let’s try this again and choose someone who can actually help Steven. Who’s it gonna be?- Garnet- Amethyst- Pearl- Peridot- Lapis LazuliVote here (poll closed)(Not sure what’s going on? Catch up here)
I am NOT lining this X___x”Idk huge moms fighting XDBloodstone (my imagination of Jasper, Lapis and Peridot fusion) vs Alexandrite
First drawing is a sketch commission with additional shade for Rockzillahh [Jasper and their OC Jade]And the rest is from my Twitter, tho I tend to ramble&complain there more than anything else <”D
Did someone ask for more doodles? No? Damnit, u r gonna get more anyway =w=
accidental-teenager: thehoneybeewitch: fairie-prince: I don’t know what this is but same this is the most relatable thing I’ve seen in 2016 to date Mood
undecidedonthename: Crystal Gems Drew by Different Storyboarders by Biel102
animesriel: A little Waterfall.
dontyoufourcheddarboutme: cartoonnetwork: All aboard the fun boat! Another new Steven Universe is tonight! ✨
desferal: ghoul grocery shopping
unicornfan: i think a more interesting question than “when did you ‘join’ the internet” is “what was the first username you ever used”my very first ever username (that i remember) was HunterKiller75 cause i thought starcraft was the coolest
bismuth: caccobaleno replied to your post “is it just me or does lapis’ outfit in that one christine liu board…” And Bismuth has not the armor!!! true!! she has it in a storyboard by joe johnston i wonder what that’s about, and why they even
gems in some kind of dress, just because
um…idk..
tassietyger:Both Jurassic Park and Steven Universe have their big anniversaries this year. I am excited for Fallen Kingdom.
theonewhocaredafterall: Everyone is losing its mind for the promo with Lapis that we are not talking about the most beautiful face Steven made in the episode
floredoodler: what if Lapis is Afraid of mirrors bc of what happened to her?;; i have been thinking about this since a while now dont repost this anywhere pls#Long Post #I am not sorry
shortsista: Don’t get me wrong I love Jasper a fucking lot she’s my fav character but I’m seeing people getting angry at the crewniverse for Jasper not being saved while Lapis was and like what were you expecting???? We’ve known for months that
splat-punk:i’m not the only one who thought of this when lapis paused mid-sentence right
Ooo damn AU~patreon~commissions~
dorisandmaryanne: zappho:Lapis & Jasper-Anne are not breaking out of prisonridiculous crossovers at 3 am are my forté This is amazing.
journemin: Whenever I’m feeling down, I just look at these pictures and remind myself that there are crewniverse members who ship Jaspis.
drive-malfunction: addycted: anticritical-lapis: writingandnerdshit: whales-are-gay: homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the
rainboflg: addycted: anticritical-lapis: writingandnerdshit: whales-are-gay: homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer
soph-isticated-so-s: addycted: anticritical-lapis: writingandnerdshit: whales-are-gay: homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of
goopy-amethyst:“Wow Steven is such a piece of shit now, can’t believe the show would do this to him! What terrible character development” oh, hm, damn, with this and Lapis Lazuli y'all just convinced me that the SU fandom is NOT ready
jaehthebird: Patreon commission for Nackvixen :D Lapis not really good at cooking *gets a bucket of water*
gigglykae:sopretty4: soph-isticated-so-s: addycted: anticritical-lapis: writingandnerdshit: whales-are-gay: homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing
koipony:You are invited to Princess Pearl and Lapis the Dragon’s wedding!The first 10 to submit their OC pony (or any creature not human or dragon) with a reference will be drawn into the wedding comic coming up.Pearl: “Mom, why was there a painter
eunnieboo: lapis and forget-me-nots
yungvermeer: Today I had the pleasure of making genuine ultramarine blue oil paint. The pigment, powdered lapis lazuli, creates one of the most sought after blue paints in all of art history. It is a paint that Vermeer used extensively. While I’m not
I’m kinda surprised by how many people are eager to believe the Crystal Gems are these evil vicious manipulative bad guys all because Lapis had an issue with them and said not to trust them. We’ve known the Crystal Gems for 26 episodes and
NOOOOO!!!! (requested by admiralbutterfly)
smilequotas: Gems’ Day Out! Lapis is not sure how she should feel about her outfit…
Also, like, Rose had so much hair. It’s not the same kind of hair as Amethyst and Jasper but its a lot and every other Gem we know (Garnet, Pearl, Lapis, Peridot) has relatively short hair while Rose, Amethyst, and Jasper practically have manes. Why
ihaveforgottenmyusername replied to your post: anonymous asked:wait did steven a…My take on it was that Steven’s healing spit works on living things (ex: lapis, connie). But not on non-living things (ex: the dome). And Steven and the others
arinky-dink: Try Jasper’s hot, beefy curry if you’re not a little punk Crystal Gems version here Lapis Lazuli: Ramune and Blue Hawaii shaved ice Peridot: Melon cream soda Jasper: Crunchy caramel frappuccino sundae
tbh, I’m not even sure if form cycling is actually a universal Gem thing during reforming. Neither Lapis nor Peridot cycle through forms when they regenerate, and I suppose you could make the argument that neither of them have forms to cycle through.