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thetoonpony: I have to save my ass!… Woah… Never thought I’d be saying that in my lifetime… (Disclaimer time : I do not own the rights to any part of the ‘Shrek’ franchise) I approve of this pun. X3
mikeyelite: barackobama: “Our journey is not complete.” —President Obama that fact that this happened in my lifetime is a blessing
catsbeaversandducks: “A powerful picture of a man and his dog taken 15 years apart - same man same dog. Owning a pet is a lifetime duty. If this is not what you had in mind you might want to consider not getting a pet.” Photo/caption via
The look that tells you this is not going to be a once-in-a-lifetime experience for your wife
kohaiv:joshpeck:chillkovsky: a true cinematic masterpiece i was not expecting that at all this kid is like 11 and he is funnier in those 7 seconds than i will be in my whole lifetime
shitload-of-muses: paper-mario-wiki: if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this: do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns” while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the
shitload-of-muses:paper-mario-wiki: if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name
oupacademic: Though some schoolmasters in early modern England dedicated themselves to lifetimes of teaching, this was not true of all. Some used teaching as a stepping stone to careers in publishing, medicine, politics, or even the church.Image credit:
katgryffindor: arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type I know mine. it’s pureblood THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME
whatshermindsays: If you’re interested in buying my snapchat (ŭ for lifetime access) send me a message - I will not reply to fan mail - or go to this page for more information.
datcatwhatcameback: shitload-of-muses: paper-mario-wiki: if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this: do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns” while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry,
I can’t get over how much I enjoyed this movie. It was everything I wanted it to be- I felt everything with the characters and did not feel like I was ever in a Lifetime movie. The acting was extremely natural. The writing was so well done.
katgryffindor:arasellle:justheroverthere:I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type I know mine. it’s pureblood THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME
katgryffindor:arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type I know mine. it’s pureblood THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME
kinkysmut: I have gone through a lot of belts in my lifetime, and not one of them has had it this good.
denerdicon: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough
mooskiemallie: If you like big butts in thongs and tattooed girls who like spankings you should join my snapchat! Only 30$ for a lifetime access to this and so much more ;3 Contact me for details. 💋And please do not remove my caption💋
vintagemusclemen:This is one of William Etty’s better known paintings, entitled simply “Male Nude.” Although his work was commercially and critically successful during his lifetime, they were not popular in the late 19th and throughout the 20th
neomah: neomah: Innocent KurokoStraight-forward LuffyClueless NatsumeMisunderstood AladdinBossy CielLonely Shion Okay. Sorry for my randomness again -_- I think I had enough yaoi in my lifetime… Please forgive me if this is not even funny. XD
lipslikemarilyn: katgryffindor: arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type I know mine. it’s pureblood THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME The timing
weeping-angel-2spooky: brigwife: denerdicon: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough always reblog Best movie ever!!!!!!!!
brigwife: denerdicon: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough always reblog
dpconnoisseur: Cutie Keeani Lei in my favorite scene from Up Your Ass #24 (scene 1). If you haven’t scene it yet you are treated to Keeani getting a fucking of lifetime. It is unfortunate that it was not filmed in HD. I still enjoy this today.
