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kajiraaliyahluna70: “The collar has four common purposes, Master,” she said, “First, it visibly designates me as a slave, as a brand might not, should it be covered by clothing. Second, it impresses my slavery upon me. Thirdly, it identifies me
elksongs: girl-america: I totally understand this “I wear makeup/shave my legs/dress in figure flattering clothing because it makes me feel good and confident and sexy and it’s not to impress you silly boy”, but like…… It’s ok to want to
lynngvnn: slyth-princess: Do you want to know what’s a strange feeling? Having a platonic crush on someone. You go through all the same crap as with a romantic crush, trying to impress them, not wanting to seem over eager, wanting to talk to them
newwavenova:hoody-spooktacular:unbelievable-facts:How the Old Spice commercial was filmed. Practical effects. Not at all what we thought! This makes these commercials 100 times betterI am sincerely impressed.
up1701steps-legend-of-bird-mom:not sure about Gandalf’s wizard skills but as a matchmaker he’s very impressive
michaelsheenthirstblog: aregrettablehullabaloo: imagineyouricon: imagine your icon showing up at your house at 3 am and crawling into your bed with no context or explanation LOrd God yes please ASAP!
manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:guys will try to impress you by telling you they know everything about draconic mythology and folklore and then not even be able to tell you the difference between a wyrm and a wyvernguys will tell you they
synful18: A few weeks ago when I was taking pictures I decided to do a full frontal. Not being impressed by the results I didn’t post it. But, today I thought “fuck it” Yes I have stretch marks. Yes one boob is bigger than the other. Yes I
tarot-dreams: The Moon. She is mirrored perfection. She leaves a lasting impression. She is the catalyst. In an ever changing world, she is above it. She can not be bargained with. She does as she will. Praise be hers. The rise and fall of the tide.
keoeoyu: idk but petition to stop using cute/adorable as adjectives to describe ppl bcs as much as ppl would like to think they’re gender neutral, the impression they give ppl are usually not at all.alternatives; attractive, good looking, exquisite,
marlyindeed: coelasquid: Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls? Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh? Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit. Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive
collegehumor: Girl Creates Impressive Dry Erase Board Art DO NOT ERASE.
thedildoassassin: pungeon-mistress: File under: Things I did not expect in this month’s Cosmopolitan, but I am quite impressed by. Now if they could write a little more about it that would be great. (Also if someone who was asexual could actually
babebraham: babebraham: i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed will u ever be proud of me mom
prettyarbitrary: oreides: pungeon-mistress: File under: Things I did not expect in this month’s Cosmopolitan, but I am quite impressed by. Now if they could write a little more about it that would be great. (Also if someone who was asexual could
amazinglyamazingfabulousness: I visited a college today and I was impressed I’m not. What kind of quitters are these people?
I always got a very strong impression than Vincent and Claudia were close once. Maybe not romantic-close (although I wouldn’t be too surprised), but certainly close. Vincent’s anger at points in addition to sounding genuinely upset describing
avianna: artemispanthar: I always got a very strong impression than Vincent and Claudia were close once. Maybe not romantic-close (although I wouldn’t be too surprised), but certainly close. Vincent’s anger at points in addition to sounding genuinely
I’ve been thinking that it would be interesting if there was an episode that settled things between Pearl and Greg. I get the distinct impression that she does not like him all that much and probably blames him for Rose’s “death” (something that
snoozlebee: sigilsjunk: catbountry: geltydrake: If Don Bluth made Fnaf! Not my art but… it’s amazing!!!!! The Artist is: http://dwarfdraco.deviantart.com/ All the compliments to him!!!! Oh my wow. im so fucking impressed delighted and horrified
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pizza: dempokeballstho: Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining I mean, really? I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed. scared
221b-sherlock: this is possibly my favourite thing on the internet… I can just imagine Tom ringing up Ben and being like “have you seen the responses? the internet has not failed you. I don’t know whether to be horrified or impressed by how in
sonsofdurin: whedonesque: frequencyskye: Pratt is 6’2” and Evans did not take a running start. That shit is impressive. Chris Evans, everyone. #dON’T BRING THIS BACK #IT STILL GETS ME OFF #MY BRA UNHOOKS ITSELF JUST BY THE MERE MEMORY
babebraham:babebraham: i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed will u ever be proud of me mom
gothiccharmschool: It’s not even that I have a particular fondness for pole axes. But wow, am I impressed by these! And kinda-sorta coveting them. protagonistadeltuoamor: hoop-skirts-and-corsets: Pole axe hairsticks revisited by ~bionic-dingo I
I'm not trying to impress you or anything but I watch PG films without Parental Guidance.
0-memento-mori-0: pungeon-mistress: File under: Things I did not expect in this month’s Cosmopolitan, but I am quite impressed by. Now if they could write a little more about it that would be great. (Also if someone who was asexual could actually
miss-nerdgasmz: samswritingtips: This is not writing, but I found it fascinating. For looking at (I find the German part to be the greatest thing ever), naming characters (you know who you are), and memorizing to impress people. The fact that dark
j6: demonicdorothy: japanese dragon: - long- chill- no wings- legs- moustache- in the sea chinese dragon: - long- p chill- no wings- legs often but not always- impressive beard- 9 is a big deal european dragons: - jerks- breathing fire- wings- often
lokean-nomad: riversoftarmac: onlylolgifs: Military Turtle THIS IS A REALLY FUCKING ACCURATE TORTOISE IMPRESSIONS OKay this is i m p o r t a an t “Am I not turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club? Tuurrrtle, tuurrrrtle!”
gini-baggins: theladyholmes: the-black-widow-has-sherlock: sannapersikka: It seems not just a girl got impressed I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS Yes, but the actual way this scene played out is far more damning— Because Sherlock finishes deducing—
Your first impression of me? (Anonymous or not)
sloth-grunge: do you have that one mutual that you want to impress and you have to try not embarrass yourself when they’re online
sobersexting: follower count literally doesn’t impress me at all you could have 100,000 but if I see you regularly being mean to people, especially your followers, you can’t convince me you’re not a piece of shit and i don’t want you anywhere
momnar: clockworksoulcollector: hespokeoftoast: I was not fucking ready I need an oxygen tank The leadup to these is always so impressive. I’m NEVER ready for the gif they’re setting up for.
bigmeasuredcocks:The Game showing his semi hard bulge. Not sure it’s as big as most on here. Anyone want to submit any more impressive ‘celeb’ bulges or cocks?
send-apatite-your-nudes: Patreon Piece Unlocked! WOW. I did not expect you guys to get 100 notes on that last post so quickly .. I’m impressed, you guys really want the good shit . o . Well you’ve all earned it, here’s the full uncensored version
alltimehella: elksongs: girl-america: I totally understand this “I wear makeup/shave my legs/dress in figure flattering clothing because it makes me feel good and confident and sexy and it’s not to impress you silly boy”, but like…… It’s
pagespermer: a4f101: Completion Austin pushed the door closed, clicked the lock, then looked at me with that little half-smile of his. He’d always been a cool customer, quiet and self-contained - not unfriendly, just giving the impression that there
a4f101: Completion Austin pushed the door closed, clicked the lock, then looked at me with that little half-smile of his. He’d always been a cool customer, quiet and self-contained - not unfriendly, just giving the impression that there was always
1-hell-of-an-amen:So I just got done lifting and I’m not gonna lie. I haven’t seen my back in awhile and I impressed myself. Which made my day. It’s okay to be proud of yourselves guys!
matthewcamp: deathanddumb: That got your attention didn’t it! This is the rather special Matthew Camp. Not only is he an absolute babe, but an incredibly talented young chap. A model, go-go dancer, but more impressively a designer. He designs and
ma-morrison: In spite of the person he seems to be, I wouldn’t be too impressed if he did. It’s been quite some time and I’m certain he feels it… Not to mention that this is something you’ve been denying him for quite some time, so, he might
kaguyaotsutsukiii: Oh good, you’re finally awake…….. Try not to struggle……. The paper that binds you will only tighten more if you do……… I must say, I’m impressed that you managed to infiltrate our headquarters……… But proceeding
anelebee: This summer my artblog turned 1 year old, I’m pretty impressed and proud of the improvement i have made in this year (backgrounds are still not my thing though) Thanks to all my followers!
theislandsasdust: wherein sasuke-kun tries so very hard to impress sakura with a good, wholesome breakfast (‘you’re very sweet’, she tells him later, and: ‘it’s the thought that counts. it wasn’t that burnt - no - sasuke-kun - i’m not making
some-random-incorrect-quote-blog:Happy: I hope Lucy’s not mad. Last time we saw her you left her with nothing but a note.Natsu: Yeah, yeah. But how does my hair look?Happy: Hmm… Well, it could be more up. Who are you trying to impress, anyway? Lucy?*Natsu
queenabbi: *Do Not Remove Original Caption* We Are MORE Than Just Faces & Bodies (These powerful women left legacies that impressed upon us the importance and possibility of having our WORK respected) We have always been … … Strong … Powerful
argyrials:wolfundermyskin-deactivated2014:These photos show parts of myself I don’t always love; my hips, the scar on my back, all the painful impressions clothes leave on my skin because I’m not thin, the callous skin of my elbows, my stretch marks,
legend-of-sora: jhameia: velocicrafter: weloveshortvideos: He actually told the time HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!? OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME At first I was just like- why is everyone so impressed that someone knew how to
ladynpink: Not my personal style but I must say, that is some rather impressive teamwork. 😳👏👌
body-art-wink-wink: More here Body Art, *Wink* *Wink I’m not sure what’s more impressive, her ink work or her ass
