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sleezed: *not horny but masturbates just in case i was*
Team "if I'm not horny then I'm having a deep existential crisis"
:even if i’m not horny, i still want my pussy eaten Noted 😏😉😘
never not horny
i-lick-before-i-stick: Sure, why not
mikaelsplayground: “I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair.Silent and starving, I prowl through the streets. Bread does not nourish me, dawn disrupts me, all day I hunt for the liquid measure of your steps.” ― Pablo Neruda
britishbulldog66: xxxsweetheart: But it’s not just the nice I like about you… Its definitely naughty too!!! Please do
rainbow-of-feels: shippinlikereligion: hobbitsandlocks: jinxamataz: i was going to scroll past like “oh no not this again” but then there’s bilbo and i smiled so wide BILBOOOOOO I WAS SCARED but then it worked out. so cute much smiles
nasturbate: not your average superhero
thesmokinsmolder: kickthepj-isnotonfire: juliaelizabethoshiki: meridafirearrow: gottagetmeoneofthese: I have no reason to post this. Other than it being my sole argument for anyone who thinks Eugene does not love Rapunzel. Yeah, he died for her.
taeganamare: the-man-without-a-home: capnmakara: writtenly: I mean this. I’m not just saying a bunch of lies im crying I actually needed this So awesome
dannykelly: “My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and children. She lost 30 pounds and weighted about 90 pounds. She got very skinny and was constantly crying. She was not a happy woman.
maddylioness: there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of pictures
undie-fan-99: fraternityrow: damn That’s a lot to admire in the morning. But that’s not a bad thing.
fantasy-of-a-dreamer: hipster-uniqorns: I’m reposting this because I know there are people out there who need this. I might not know your name, or what you look like, but I really care for you and I want you to be happy. Because that’s what you
intoxicatingtouches: I do not want to go to work. I want to sit and watch movies in my underwear and have someone play with my hair.
marginalising: NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY
youwontunderstandmeuntilimgone: sext: girl i’m going to make you scream so loud it’ll put monsters inc out of business You don’t understand, guys. Just THINK about how much scream that would take. That’s not erotic. That’s worthy of an
earncompliments: brklynbreed: You deserve a conscious lover. Someone who will not only know your favorite color or flower, but when to offer words in your rage, or the strongest embrace when no words will do. You deserve a conscious lover. Someone who
69shadesofgray: glitterandmetal-yt-da: wingsinthemorning: College in two sentences or less. I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”. accurate
sadhacker: i love physical touch. like not even kissing and stuff just like. sitting next to each other with our arms touching or our legs overlapping or walking next to each other with our arms brushing i love knowing im real i love existing with
sucysucyfivedolla: like it’s not “whoops I’m PREGNANT AGAIN tee hee time for an abortion!!” nobody fuckin does that. nobody it’s more along the lines of do you want an abortion or do you want to die do you want an abortion or do you want
lennydotdotdot: I did not know that I needed to see this.
goodenoughforjazz: goodenoughforjazz: kev-n: this is a metaphor for my life that poor fucking cat is so confused after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat
joshuawhat: Me whenever i try not to swear.
jasonm44: nudedreamer: when I was younger I always thought that I was weird that I had wide hips because all my friends were thin. I’ve learnt not to compare myself with anyone and that I’m perfectly happy with who I am Your hips are really sexy,
cumber-bitches: repeat after me: you do not have to have had sex to know what your sexuality is.
radiator-sister: whatmariadidnext: two4fit: TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM “WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY” These fucking KILL ME I love it
skelitas: i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”
frerardisreal: lickmymccracken: Today I wore this shirt to school. Not ten minutes into first period I got called down to my principals office and was asked to change my shirt. I was told by the assistant principal that teachers may see my shirt and
719rocker: elleduzitwell: DO NOT SCROLL PASS. THIS IS YOUR DAUGHTER, YOUR SISTER, YOUR FRIEND. PLEASE HELP TO BRING #relisha #rudd BACK HOME SAFE AND SOUND. She needs to be found
darning-socks: ((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))
naomisupernova: teenagenicks: im not sure what i just watched thank you for making me holy… and giving me holes to choose from oh my god i’m dying bahahah
datingat23: fistfulofweasley: I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of
unmutekurloz: raspberryskittles: dion-thesocialist: isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree? yeah there legit is that’s 100% true Yes.
usuk-omg: nowaitstop: You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals. too risky man
felitomkinson: “the female orgasm doesn’t exist” well not my fault your dick game weak
ofwnchesters: no but guys someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her DO YOU KNOWHOW AWKWARD IT ISTO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”AND THENSHE
flopryn: hiddleston-cumberbabe: overlordrae: jaimejimmyjamesjamieson: For the wife. I needed kilts on my dash and did not know it. Holy shit How the fuck are these considered unmanly i mean look at them LOOK AT THEM
naturallypolished: thefashioncritic: It’s sad that people consider this “fat”…These girls are really beautiful fat/thick/or not. 😩 Yes
i’m not “cute” awkward. i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.
crimecop: Can we take serious steps to stop this men’s rights activism thing now? It’s not just a dumb thing on a corner of the internet to poke and laugh at, it killed seven people. Seven women are dead because of this entitlement bullshit.
policymic: 36 men show us what real male activists look like Ultimately, the #YesAllWomen rallying cry reached more than 1 million tweets in the days since the tragedy, outlasting even Kim Kardashian’s wedding on Sunday. But women are not the only
thesexosaurus: “Condoms don’t work.” “Your first time is supposed to hurt.” “It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration.” “Girls don’t masturbate.”
rnackenzie: hey i used to b uglier believe it or not
iliketoeatsalamanders: NO NO NO NO NO. ABORTION AND RAPE ARE 2 DIFFERENT FUCKING THINGS. A WOMAN BEING FORCED TO CARRY A BABY FOR 9 FUCKING MONTHS DOES NOT COMPARE TO SOME SICK FUCK WANTING TO JAM HIS DICK IN SOMETHING.
cherry-dicksicle: danfreakindavis: timecourier: danfreakindavis: danfreakindavis: someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one update: i’m out of watermelon make watermelon clothes how does one not reblog
hotwinger: officialschool: me as a detective Vince Masuka is the Lead Forensics Investigator, not a detective, you cabbage.
animo-creandi: callmeisabel: stop-hodoring: masslyeffective: spangledmystars: I can’t click my reblog button hard enough It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us. It’s a human trait, yo. Fricken’ beautiful. Everything
staff: Tumblr Tuesday: Pride 2014 Uprising of LoveWhen Russia’s failure to protect its LGBTQ community has got you down, uprise with love. PFLAG MomJust one individual who represents the most supportive type of human known to mankind, the not-so-elusive
kota0513: lovingthystruggle: taint3ed: jamaicanamazon: Lmaoo LMAO I’M SO DONE LMFAO OH LORD bushofire not too much booty though lol
capeofwonders: i will will never not reblog this
loving-romance: pusher—loveee-girl: fr3nch-kisses: cutesexy-gifs: not porn sex gifs Sexual romance blog x Sex blog ♡ Love/romance blog. X
pink-vulva: God please prepare my pussy for this dick i am about to receive. let my walls stretch like my 4c hair stretches after a fresh twist out. give me the strength to handle this nigga’s stroke game. let me not turn away from this blessing.
castingshadowsonthewintersky: g33kgasm: mommatobe-march30th2014: sizvideos: To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video This is awesome Hahahahaha! I will never not reblog this
