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pacifiers-and-paraphilia: pacifiers-and-paraphilia: One day someone is gonna want and adore me the same way that I do them , and I won’t know what the fuck to do with myself . that day may not be today , but it’ll happen and it’ll be worth the
alixjay: cartersostoopid: remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day You obviously don’t remember correctly. You had to push it, not drag it, or this would have happened:
prospt: when are we gonna stop passive aggressively guilt tripping people for not knowing about under-reported events happening in entirely different countries than the ones they live in huh
kaji04: It’s so unreal, the hoenn remakes are happening. And i still don’t feel like i belive it. Im gonna be holding both games in my hands, and i will still think to myself “This is not true”
lord-blongus: goldntrinity: f1rstperson: thejusticethatissocial: on one hand this is hysterically funny, but on the other someone’s gonna get lit on fire or blown up at this rate lmao This is… not that hard…. It happened Natural Selection
lambhorns: i have not seen anything at all about what’s actually happening down here in australia at the moment despite general sly digs at our government (n while thats all cool n appreciated) im gonna take 5 min of yr time to tell yu about whats
itssofluffy-im-gonna-die: threepac: You’re in a room. It’s locked. There is a television on every wall. On those televisions are videos of embarrassing things that have happened to you. The volume of every television is not on an even number
gofuckyourselftomhiddleston: whether you fucking intend it or or not, it’s gonna fucking happen
ask-klavinova: askdiamonddust: wholesomeblogging: i can’t stop laughing at this dumb shit omfg How this manages to happen… I’m not even gonna question it *dies of laugh*
sunfortune:every time i don’t watch the oscar’s some insane shit happens. gonna keep not watching so this continues
enemyofsanityart: insp. This is what I’m gonna say happened: They’re best friends, crushing on each other for a while, and one day they coincidentally decide to ask each other out. Of course being friends it’s not too awkward they both figured
tomatostyle: Happy new year!! I would use some emojis but im gonna try and not use any this year, and Im going to try and post more drawings this year, (that ain’t happening…) anywho here is my first post of the year! Aqua from kingdom hearts.And
mettatonsgirlfriend: cartoonnetwork: Here’s the first sneak peek from Powerpuff Girls! This is what happens when you call Buttercup “Princess”. (SPOILER: DO NOT call Buttercup “Princess”) 👊💢 #is this gonna be like teens titans go #a
When you’re overwhelmed and damn near in tears and the more you think about the problem the more you wanna cry and if literally anything emotional happens you’re gonna be forced to talk about it and that’s just lol not a fucking option but you also
I told myself that I was gonna be so fucking LIT this summer.... That did not happen.
jhon-doe-smokes: thatpettyblackgirl: I’m tellin y’all if it ever happens he’s gonna be forced to kill me cause I’m not goin. Tbh I can’t watch shit like this. I be really ready to catch a bullet or case for this. I’m beating they ass
maverikloki: itssofluffy-im-gonna-die: threepac: You’re in a room. It’s locked. There is a television on every wall. On those televisions are videos of embarrassing things that have happened to you. The volume of every television is not on an
its-such-a-cold-cold-world: untexting: Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me” Nope, not at all, can’t relate Yeah, uh, that doesn’t happen
No matter what happens, I'm gonna make it. If I'm not happy, I'll just fake it. I've been though backstabbers, scumbags and lies. I got a whole list of people I despise.
Would you even care if I dissapeared? Probably not considering I’m such a horrible person apparently. So with that I’m just gonna go, idk where, but it will be far far from here. I honestly don’t even care what happens to me anymore.
fuckcornflakes: melaninmedicine: frontpagewoman: Sloane does not believe that her U.S Open check is for ū.7 million dollars. I know y'all gonna do the right thing and make the last image a meme and erase her name on the envelope Bound to happen
gagasdiamond: xgetintotrouble: @ladygaga you’re a f cking genius, I hope tonight something will happen! #ARTPOP it’s not a fake, check it out: https://twitter.com/ladygaga/status/296350908642639872 YOU GUYS OMFG I HATE YOU SO MUCH IM GONNA
sluttybastard: just-gonna-be-me-18: not-100percent-a-dick: mychemicalinsanity: What happens when you put a boy in front of a girl and ask him to slap her? WATCH THIS this is actually really adorable, and i don’t say that lightly because i hate
: I’m not a fucking rapper. I’m an artist. I happen to rap ‘cause I can’t fucking sing. And I just hate that everyone thinks I just rap and they don’t know all the other 400 fucking things that I do. I’m gonna do a jazz album soon.
pileofknives: penetrashion: rocketreturns: its gonna be unreal funny when absolutely nothing happens tomorrow Ive watched about 30 mutuals legitimately commit social suicide by either: Exposing dirty ass fetishes that their followers did not like Shoot
caledscratch replied to your post: caledscratch replied to your post: hetalia heta is… wow im not that involved that i even knew that was a thing that was happening haha.. oh NO ITS GONNA SUCK ME BACK IN I DIDN’T KNOW EITHER UNTIL I SAW
rrrawrf replied to your post: not to mention that Rebecca changed he…the laundry is on a tree ARE THEY GONNA LOSE THE TEMPLE????headcanon : something happens to the house/temple and the gems and peridot will have to temporarily live at the barn
owlberta: johnniewaswolf: owlberta: tinder is great because i can actually interact with available guys near me it sucks because i’m terrified they’re gonna meet me and be like… ew. :/ I am about 10000% positive that will not happen. I am
babyryanross: the americans are asleep…. i’m gonna say it… channing tatum isnt that attractive he’s not anymore idk what happened he got all like yeast bloated like someone does when they drink too muchBUT 2006 CHANNING TATUM COULD GET
@reterence ha risposto al tuo post : ok I’m gonna be a good human being and not reblog… shit sure did happen they sure did
kiriamaya:cheatcommandos:if you accidentally misgender someone, you’re probably gonna want to pretend it never happened and hope they didn’t notice. do not do this. they noticed. trans people are hyperaware of how people refer to them. they heard
Thank you so much for the nice and kind messages, it’s the first time this has happened to us in many years and it’s scary, and not being able to draw for weeks sounds like it’s gonna drive me crazy. But your support is helping me stay strong through