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cldrawsthings: uhm so just a psa please do not claim ANY of my gemsonas as your own even if you’re just joking. Those are gems i made for myself, they are MY children, and they’re very dear and personal to me, so i’d appreciate people not saying
phabulouskilljoy: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox i’m not even anticipating for the skeleton joke i just want the gif in my blog
retroactivebakeries: venuselectrificata: fall is not cute it is the season of death and ur sweater will not protect u. not even ur sweater paws. jokes on you I love death and being dead and I will wear my sweater to the grave
just-ask-rainbow-dash: jerkyhooves replied to your post: i hope you guys realize that this is a joke right. dwm 2013 is a joke, right? It obviously is. its too crazy not to be. Not even a funny one. Just pathetic and annoying. :T
passiveskills: fenris is funny not bc he actively tries to make clever jokes but when other people do he just goes along with it. one of these horny weird bastards in his party says some weird shit and he’s like yeah ok. he’ll even say some dumb shit
joke's on you, i'm not even a real blonde
Not even a goddamn joke either
celticpyro: phoenixtawnyflower: I think my favorite jokes are the ones that weren’t even all that funny until I was an adult, and now they’re fucking hilarious. I’m not even talking about the dirty jokes. I’m talking about in Finding Nemo where
privilige: succeeds: eliaca: Reblog and make a wish did this and it worked, so… it actually fucking works not even joking
authoritydangerheartkilljoy: princerammyz: Ever wonder what the property across from the Westboro Baptist church looks like. Not even joking.
otp-overload: hikikomoiri: Being told I look cute Not even joking that is 100% accurate
2hot2bstr8: he is seriously the sexiest fucking guy alive!!!!!!!!!!! THAT BODY HAIR OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! I JUST CAN’T♡♡♡♡♡ who is this? i need him in my life NOW. not even joking. fuckkkkk.
thearideziak: that-fangirl-there: thrillsurfer: I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend. That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking It’s better than ‘betting someone
veggietalesyaoi: if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
stellarsarah: This dude walks around campus everyday with a potted plant on his head I’m not even joking
that-fangirl-there: thrillsurfer: I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend. That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
rammyz: Ever wonder what the property across from the Westboro Baptist church looks like. Not even joking.
silver-couture: privilige: succeeds: eliaca: Reblog and make a wish did this and it worked, so… it actually fucking works not even joking theres never been a time when i haven’t reblogged this
lightskingawd: you-will-be-a-memory: not even joking. They be knowing
clawmarkrune: clawmarkrune: The Richard Dawkins “I need a fat bitch” tweet is the funniest tweet ever im not even joking @visionserpent dont gotta ask me twice
brownglucose: I feel like every black body in America needs one of these. I’m not even joking.
pardonmewhileipanic: drywalljackson: Cop Drama written by 7 year olds. i’m not even joking, this is my favorite vine ever I JUST FUCKING DIED OMG I WANT 6 SEASONS AND A MOVIE
foreverr-horny: Not even joking tho
the-gynecologist: The best gif ever. Not even joking
whoevencarestbh: arsludicra: I think Beyoncé should sample this on her next album This is actually inspirational. Not even joking.
meowboii: riiri-chan: still one of the best videos ever This is so god damn funn i rebloged it from myself.I’m seriously crying not even joking.
countdankula: cannabiscaitlin: I’m not even joking guys. If I was a parent, I’d have to leave at least one, that’d be too mean as a parent, BUT my child has to smoke half of that jar with me. Half for the kid and whoever they smoke up, idgaf
“People are so sensitive. They won’t even let me joke about beating up a little girl anymore.” Yes, you mutated fuckup. Because over time we have finally learned that it’s not actually funny for adults to even JOKE about beating
sweettfiction: that-fangirl-there: thrillsurfer: I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend. That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking Oh my god I love the perspective you
peaceandgoooodvibes: blunttholder: cl0thes0ff: fieldsofroses: apparant: cookie-cutter-wrists: cut-yourself-and-shag: gentle-soul-fragile-body: oh my god.. I’ve watched this too many times.. Im not even joking, i first thought this was an
murderouspailer: privilige: succeeds: eliaca: Reblog and make a wish did this and it worked, so… it actually fucking works not even joking I’m going to give it a shot….
The only place I can develop feelings for people is on public transport I’m not even joking the boy opposite me WILL be my husband
I’m not even joking when I say that my life in general is just a string of constant worst case scenarios.
this one time when i was in majorca my friends got into a fight with their boyfriends and then the guys wouldn’t talk to them so they locked themselves in a room and listened to skyscaper by demi lovato on repeat i’m not even joking and
diacetyl-morphine: Going to a festival tomorrow and trying on all of the bandanas in sight to see which one screams ‘I’m a wanker’ the loudest. I think we’ve found a winner ladies & gents I’m not even joking someone actually shouted
miss-nerdgasmz: NOT EVEN JOKING I will draw almost anything you fucking want in exchange for RWBY rooster teeth merchandise I will paint you whatever you want I will draw smut I will draw your favorite fanfic I wlll draw a comic I will draw anthro jUST
appelknekten: Happy Birthday, rawrcharlierawr! Hope you get lots and lots of birthday greetings and gifts! :3 (Also, this is so—— overdue, like, I’m not even joking. But here’s some butt worshipping for you.) Aaaaah thank you so much appel!
lordofdragonstone: The North is larger than the other six kingdoms combined, and I am Warden of the North. The North is mine.
hormone-z: this is beyond perfect not even joking
aquors getting 0 votes is so sad omfg…. not even one
takatwerk: a is for asshole characters will probably become ur favourite n is for never fall for characters because they will die i is for i’m not even joking they will all die m is for main side characters will still die e is for everyone and anyone
mako: i’m not even joking when i say if there’s ever a new avatar series i’d drop everything. i could be in my late 20s in a swanky apartment mid makeout session with my hot on-the-rise environmental law boyfriend and my phone will ring and i’d
carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH
larissafae: carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN
whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: larissafae: carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD