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femsubdenial: When you confessed a fantasy of being teased and tortured for an entire weekend without rest, I bet you didn’t know I knew exactly the right couple to call. Their house has lots of privacy, toy. You’re not going to even get inside the
badmanbadplace: Woman masturbating at her desk “It was a slow day at work, most people had taken off for the long holiday weekend early, even customers were not calling. It was just nice to grab my titties and massage my pussy to entertain myself.”
handletteringco: // God calls us to pursue Him, not what He might do for us, or even in our midst. -Francis Chan
mysterywriteher: You know this game, don’t you? Not that you have ever won but you are a good little whore for still trying to best me. The first one who to cum gets to call the shots the rest of the evening. I realize you would like to succeed so
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theavengersshouldnttext: Thor: MAN OF IRON. THERE WILL BE A BURST OF CLOUDS LATER THIS EVENING? I WISH FOR A BOX OF FIRE TWIGS SO THAT I MAY EMULATE THE ONE CALLED ADELE. Tony: no Thor: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. Tony: no, I am not giving you a box of matches
It scares me that i could be shot for being who i am, and it shocks me even more that that is called opinion and not insanity.
mermaidastrology: Leo is the type who will be one of your best friends for life. Even when you might have not talked to your Leo friends for awhile, when you call them and say that you need them, Leos will come running. Truth.
Its not like I don’t appreciate the fact that my mom is giving me a place to call home, having enough food for three meals a day, having plenty of water, a bed, etc, but no matter what, I get so stressed out just even being here when everyone else is
jessicafappit: You can’t even tell I’m a tgirl haha not except for that itty bitty outline of my little princess parts in the front of my panties! I hate the word bulge, it’s not a bulge! It’s too little! I like calling it my princess bump
i-am-windows-pone: askthesteampone: I’m really not sure why they thought that. [[ Thanks to ellaelixir for the first question! nun ]] Promoting!Even though I imagined Steam as a teenage colt, this isn’t bad! But I’m not calling it canon… yet!
datcatwhatcameback: sportsbeerandpolitics: These are mind boggling. When is the last time a gun voted? I miss not being embarrassed to call myself a liberal. Even “leftie”, while still technically accurate, is painful for being associated with
counting-to-one-hundred: APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” WE ARE
purified-zone: the-face-of-boe-they-called-me10: xrdj: Characters/Actors I literally do not know which is which for RDJ/ TS yeah like i there even a difference wait a fucking second there is no difference THAT’S THE JOKE FUCK
solbrotha: teaforyourginaa: starlght-gazr: Sooooo she’s looking for even more sympathy from the media cause her dumb ass got called out. FOH where’s that Shia Labeof “do it” gif I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK
benjhamint: mzkoko1: pornologists: 📳🤐 S H A W T Y 🤤📳 Even though I’m not your man, you not my girlI'ma call you my shawty‘Cause I can’t stand to see you treated badI beat his ass for my shawtyAnd we ain’t did nothin
awaerr: I had this merci of @gynoidherring lying around for a while, aside from the first pic im really not motivated to make the other pics look any better than it is now so I just slapped on some color and called it even, sorry mister herring!!!
masterprofessor: “Cover them not,” Yoda said. “For hidden things, revealed they must be.” And then, with a wave of his hand, the latest padawan began to learn why even the other Jedi called him “Master.”
sixpenceee: Auntie Bells by reddit user Pippinacious Auntie Bells wasn’t really my auntie, or anyone else’s for that matter. I’m not sure she even had any real family at all. It was just what everyone called her. She’d been a fixture in the
chelseafuckingdagger: nigga-are-you-even-kawaii: theogblackjesus: lisa-bonet: SMH TURN THE FUCK UP !!!1 ATTENTION EVERYONE: I WILL BE MASTURBATING FURIOUSLY FOR 24 HOURS. DO NOT CALL.
can-u-not-my-wayward-son: hobbit-queen: ultrafacts: Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts The most nicest burglars ever. this is even better than the burglar that found child porn and called the cops on the guy he was robbing
I am not looking forward to calling housing tomorrow and having to explain this. The last time I needed maintenance, they came and fixed the problem in two minutes and got a good laugh at me for “breaking” the thing that wasn’t even
iheartjennifer: My Story. Believe it or not, that first picture was me once upon a time. I wasn’t pretty, I wasn’t popular, and throughout elementary, middle, and even parts of high school, I got the biggest shit for it. Name calling and bullying?
jjongie-poo: askleetaemin-ah: You’re not called Jjongie-poo for no reason I could change it to Jjongie-rainbowbutt any time For that to be even any way correct, you would need a butt, something you don’t have.
i-dont-even-know-girl:bootlegnastier:Given that anal is not optional, this is just what’s called a “lucky coincidence”They really creamed her butthole for this😍 don’t know how I’d feel after a 30 minute buttfuck
aavamaa:aavamaa:guys have you read this manga(sorry for bad quality) if not what are you even doingits called “My Son is Probably Gay” (alternative titles include Uchi no Musuko wa Tabun Gei, うちの息子はたぶんゲイ)it’s abt
fang107: I frequently get called a two-by-four in my family. They say: “You’re more useless then a Two-By-Four. Even that knows how to hold up a building.” Well for one. I am not a tool. I can think for myself, dont use me to make your life more
aavamaa:guys have you read this manga(sorry for bad quality) if not what are you even doingits called “My Son is Probably Gay” (alternative titles include Uchi no Musuko wa Tabun Gei, うちの息子はたぶんゲイ)it’s abt the relationship
bluewaffleez: when yo momma call u for dinner and its not even ready
I hate that I am not even capable of asking you for a phone call. You’re there, offering your help. Asking what I need. And I need you. I just need to hear your breath on the other side of the line. I just need to know you’re there. And I
What Greta and all those little girls are doing isn't "saving the world" you stupid fucks. They're not even old to vote. They have no power. They are begging you to act. THEIR WORDS ARE A CALL TO ACTION BUT YOU'RE ALL TOO BUSY NOMINATING THEM FOR PRIZES
musiclover255: jenniferlawrences: let’s not even pretend there’s something worse than your mom passing you the phone for you to wish happy birthday to a relative Your mom making you call the relative yourself to wish them a happy birthday
alpha4goodboi: Alpha4GoodBoi Always ask for permission from your Alpha to do anything. It’s good manner for a faggot and you will increase your chance of getting a second call.First of all, do not ever touch your dicklet. Never. Even when you do not
shapeshifters-world:motherfxxxxr:Son:“This is what you get for teasing me all this time, Sable”Sable:”I am your mother, you will not call me by name young man! What do you even think your doing!?”Son:”giving you the fucking you deserve….I’ll
monumenttisland: Not a moment passed where I didn’t strive to become more beautiful.But he still won’t look my way.I even tried to learn what is called a “song.”Songs can make someone have feelings for you.That’s what they say.So I practiced
winter-starker: dollmeatpie: ronansfavoriteboots: Do you all remember the low-key Dom energy Peter possessed in the scene on the roof in Homecoming. Calling Tony out for not caring enough about him to even be there. Then Daddy steps out of his suit
bluewaffleez: when yo momma call u for dinner and its not even ready Coño
megvnmvrie: pro-vodka-tive: megvnmvrie: Why you always trippin’, you a side bitch. If I was in your shoes I’d probably hate too, wouldn’t even be you for a day, boo, I shit on you all day, boo. omg that little piece (not sure what it’s called
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: i was trying to call a lady about an internship today and it went straight to her answering machine and I’m not even kidding when i say i laughed for 17 minutes straight
I don’t smoke weed all that often, not even once a year in most cases. But if you want to call me a “very bad little” for enjoying it when I do smoke, then I will make it my mission to show you how much of a “very bad little”
when your daddy lies to you for over a year and then avoids your calls and texts 👌🏽 lol it’s chill because like i knew, right? i knew not even upset i’m done with it
He wore a cock ring on our wedding day. & our wedding night.See, even when he’s not wearing a cage for me…He’s always wearing his, well, I call it his “wedding ring.”His cock will NEVER be perfectly free.
bluewaffleez:when yo momma call u for dinner and its not even ready
she-calls-me-mrgold: yank1963: baldtim: Not even for a second Yes I would Maybe just long enough to get a good look first…
dylanftsw: Book 3 is getting a lot of critical praise, some even calling it comparable to ATLA, and I still feel like it’s being way underrated. Not nearly enough press for one of the best seasons of animated television ever.
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