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dizorthegnome: togaydemaru: eevee-nicks: Actual line from the players guide. Samus is canonically not afraid of looking silly. I don’t know why but that just made my day even better than it already is.
h0lyhandgrenade: This… Is his curse. Finally posting my second Overwatch poster! Whether the game’s canon or not, I just found the idea of Reaper having to work with these super fun happy unbeat people amusing. He can’t be happy with that, surely.
greelin: greelin: canonically just dumped soup all over the floor AU where i’m not a goddamn idiot and didn’t do that
glumshoe:thehighwayphantom-deactivated20:glumshoe:glumshoe:i’m a villain-coded gayI might not do anything actually malicious but from my aesthetics and mannerisms you just know I’m heavily implied to be evil So you’re Megamind? No, I’m canonically
feaftlikeabeaft:lazuli43:hotvampireadjacent:seymourdisapproves:transastra:the existence of this aerosol can not being allowed on planes implies that 9/11 has happened in the animal crossing canon.Maybe the Shampoodle dog just did something unspeakably
evilvarric666-archive:Dragon Age: believe it or not, the canonical king of Ferelden and last surviving member of the Calenhad line is the bastard son of an elven mage, two of the most discriminated against groups in Thedas!Me: wow. What a bombshell. That
littlereddove:ezekiel-though: when your ship has every key element and fact that could prove its canon, but its technically not Swan Queen
gotohella:destiny919:iloveawildthing: A/U - Where Stiles is just a little bi curious about his friend Scott this is not an AU this is literally canon ACTUAL LINES FROM THE ACTUAL SHOW
ravenclawslayerettesteamfreewill:destiel-is-my-canon: cakeandspankings: What’s even more amazing than Cas just going through Dean’s shit is Dean not actually bitching at him about it. This is one of my favorite moments, because I can’t imagine
bats-n-birds: I kind of just want to talk about this page from American alien??? I honestly find it so amazing (regardless if this is still technical canon or what not) that Dick Grayson is the one who ended up inspiring superman to become a symbol hope,
dou-hong: kildros: dou-hong: dou-hong: To any of you who have used or are using a canon gem name for your gemsona(s), I have instructions for you. Approach your gemsonaEliminate themStraight up murder that imposterUntil then, your mind will not be
When canon’s not giving me what I want
When you’re not in the fandom but hear a gay ship went canon
brideake: i really wanted to draw a yellow diamond. this is 100% not what she looks like in canon i bet but it was fun to colour something of her anyway
jeredu: While I do have strong Destiny Trio OT3 feels, I will admit I like Soriku almost as much. But, like, within the context of KH canon I don’t see it happening until after Dream Drop Distance (wow that game is gay like I’m not sure it can
magitekgaymer: deadmomjokes: thefutureauthor: WHY DO SO LITTLE PEOPLE HAVE DEAN AND SEAMUS AS THEIR OTP? I MEAN SERIOUSLY THEY’RE NEVER APARTEVER Are we also not going to mention the one where they’re holding hands? Dean/Seamus is canon as
rebeccasugar: stevensugar: Beach City, Delmarva A little over a year ago I had the chance to make a canonical map of Beach City, featuring lots of locations seen in the show and a few we’ve never been to! There’s a few Beach City locations not
hikarikumi: According to the Canon Kyle\Hiro\Tadashi “ - Okay Okay OKAY! I’m NOT GOING to bot fights! Stop doing what you’re doing and put me to the ground IMMEDIATELY. YOU BOTH!!! - *win* ”
askeoshijack: The whole collection of my AU Hijack couples and holiday sweaters. You may or may not be surprised to know the kings of naughty and nice: Canon!Jack = Naughtiest of the NaughtyPunk!Hiccup = Nicest of the Nice Click each photo for a better
strawberryr: teacupballerina: strawberryr: It’s always kind of funny when the Powerpuff Girls, in fanart, are drawn with fingers and noses and toes and stuff and it’s like…they legit don’t have those in canon. It’s not just a style choice,
northdakotaisamyth: theswedishelf: fujisaki-senpai: It actually bugs me a lot how people keep saying “but chihiro never specified their gender! So nothing is really canon!” when his School Mode ending exists Hell, not only is this someone clearly
vanycat: no belli belli i Canarini… (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)👌 Cose molto canon ancora non accadute, legittimo <3 That moment when Sora understand that touching riku’s hair was not the best idea…. <3
rum: iguanamouth: strawberryr: teacupballerina: strawberryr: It’s always kind of funny when the Powerpuff Girls, in fanart, are drawn with fingers and noses and toes and stuff and it’s like…they legit don’t have those in canon. It’s not
surfacage: leader conference(not ash canon lol)
gaygothur: paper-lantern-corps: gaygothur: gaygothur: Otis is actually canonically trans Every cow in this movie has an udder, though? Even his dad? Are we willing to say that every cow dude in the Barnyard universe is trans? Not every male cow
breezy-cheezy: I do imagine that Ageswap!Mob has more stamina and strength than canon Mob does, but this probably still happens sometimes lol’’’’Reigen just has so much energy, it’s hard to keep up…! (Ritsu’s not impressed)
insomniac-arrest: I know using ‘it’s funny ‘cause it’s queer’ is an incredibly lame punchline, but watching gender/sexuality subversive comedy is also such a big ol’ power trip sometimes like, canonically bugs bunny is not stopped by goddamn
koito-yuu: relatablepicturesofyuugi: relatablepicturesofyuugi: canonically speaking sailor moon is shorter than yuugi, but thanks to 90′s shoujo art style it absolutely does not look that way
slangwang: im sorry, you must not know who i am. im hussie. the cosplay elitest. and i dont have time for talk of cosplay that isnt canon. i cosplay hard. i cosplay with passion. and i cosplay correctly. this is a passion. this is a talent. and this
aigis2: im sorry, you must not know who i am. im spongebob. the cosplay elitest. and i dont have time for talk of cosplay that isnt canon. i cosplay hard. i cosplay with passion. and i cosplay correctly. this is a passion. this is a talent. and this
menoutoftime: tbh as far as i’m concerned anything abt steve being a nazi is entirely non-canon and i’m not going to let this dumb bullshit affect my view on him as a character. steve rogers hasn’t let me down, marvel has.
feels-for-the-fictional:blue-eyed-hanji:susiron:eyelovedog:just wanna remind everyone it’s canon that Lisa is queerOkay but why use that picture when there’s this picturealso:please dont erase the fact that not only is lisa queer, she is a polyamorous
pinkmans-girl: Just spent a good 10 minutes trying to explain to my boyfriend all of the most imperative moments that prove Johnlock is practically canon He’s still not getting it You’ve got one chance to redeem yourself, buddy
my-traveling-teacup: I don’t think anyone can fathom how unacceptable it is that the creators refuse to allow Johnlock to be canon. Like it’s a thing. Why do you not see that. Why must you blow holes in my ship. John doesn’t need a wife.
johnlocksholmies: cuddlingsherlock: did moffat and gatiss just sit down and say ‘hey, you know what this show needs? 'more ships’ more like ‘do you know where we should look for references for season 3? not doyle’s canon, nah, FANFICTION!’
anotherwellkeptsecret: anotherwellkeptsecret: Ballet plus Sherlock? How could I not? This. Is. Canon.
ibelieveinmartinfreeman: 30 Days of Sherlock Day 20 — Favourite canon reference/in jokeJohn Watson - Not very good at deductions
artkat:regardless of whether or not she is able to regenerate, it’s gotta be a little traumatic to see her get stabbed through the chest. He canonically had flashbacks about it. I know this is way back in the beginning of season one but I can’t stop
wachtelspinat: i can’t get enough of their insides… nothing canon here… or at least not confirmed, just my thought on their bonesss. the non-visible parts are either protheses or nonexistent, see monsoon o’)
three-ice: strawberryr: teacupballerina: strawberryr: It’s always kind of funny when the Powerpuff Girls, in fanart, are drawn with fingers and noses and toes and stuff and it’s like…they legit don’t have those in canon. It’s not just a
generalgingersnaps: moonfoot: generalgingersnaps: moonfoot: argent-gale: hollyhark: (I’ve reblogged this before but I’m doing it again just in case even a single person who follows me has not yet experienced this Canonical Drunk Hux at a Wedding)
lizbizonly: Can we talk about how scorpius canonly cries in front of his father about how he’s not allowed to see albus anymore and draco is just?? so? ? mad??? Because I feel like we need to talk about this some more
bwidow: wizengamot: i can’t believe that both voldemort and palpatine canonically fucked just to clarify, they did not fuck each other, that would genuinely be terrifying
kylaiajmaa: bleedingsilverbird: Fun fact: since there is no canonically physical Cecil, you are never and always cosplaying him, you’re just not always aware of it. #shrodinger’s cosplay
thenudistprincess: “Nurse Misty”**13 minutes**(1080p Canon T5 gifs do not represent video quality) Wearing a latex nurse uniform I thoroughly tease you with my perky body. I play around with two vibrators one in my ass and one in my pussy. I filmed
jacket-buttons: I used to laugh so much about this. Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen. I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.
chaoskirin: wiz-witch: mewsiex: charismatic-hothead: the-blue-haired-boy: thruces: lokidyke: thruces: hulkphobia in millennial society: discuss. tender hulk is not only stigmatized as a fan creation, but also flat out ignored when in canon.
mrskarkatharley: Hoarding a canon url but not using it
