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I would wear this until it were nothing but a ‘string theory’.
therealfunk: lvlthesentry: Applejack. Because apple. Super serious cat mode active. 2 more to go. I’ve never seen the show but that butt tho.
I can honestly say I think Drew Doughty it a great hockey player, but seriously, last night he did not need to act the way he did to Taylor Hall. I don't get what Hall ever did to him, Hall took that hit a couple weeks back and didn't complain or say
bring-the-walls-down: NOW I CAN USE MY LEVI RAZOR TO SHAVE MY TITANIUM PEACH FUZZ. HALLELUJAH AND HOLY SHIT YOU EVEN GET A POSTER. (But seriously guys everyone needs some SNK Razors) Sources (1/2)
I adore my cat, really, but when I’m the only one in the apartment during most of December he just get really overbearing with the whole “love me with the amount of attention I normally receive from 3 people.”
widjetarcs replied to your post “what is your preferred ball size/cum output for sile?” 1-2 liters is the right amount of excessive. Just enough to fill up a partner nice and good, but not enough to cause serious
kmclaude: marloviandevil: “You can’t shame the shameless” is such a beautiful phrase. I’ll probably need a tee with this. To remember. Remind me to and I’ll try to make that a t-shirt design. But seriously it is true – never be ashamed
kmclaude: marloviandevil:“You can’t shame the shameless” is such a beautiful phrase. I’ll probably need a tee with this. To remember.Remind me to and I’ll try to make that a t-shirt design.But seriously it is true – never be ashamed of your
BUT… BUT… THE NEW PRIME EARTH OF MARVEL IT’S NOT EVEN TWO MONTHS OLD. AND ANOTHER CIVIL WAR? whyyyy AND WHY BENDIS????? HE IS NOT GOOD WITH EVENTS!!!!And seriously marvel it’s that so hard to don’t have an event every 4 months…
So… According to Bendis, the aftermath of Civil War 2 is the reason of why the future in Old Man Logan is what it is, not only that but apparently Ulysses has the power of going into dimmensions or whatever…Now if you’re asking “where
But seriously how do I not have more RedglarexMindfang on here. This travesty needs to be rectified POSTHASTE.
lea-michele: whenever i leave a store without buying anything and i have a bag with me i’m always convinced that the owners will think i’m shoplifting so i try my hardest to wear an expression that says “i am not a shoplifter” but i’m fairly
sxis: There were only two kisses on the script ///////Third kiss was not on the script/////…screaming!!!!
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Ok, but seriously, @badlilblubunny‘s butt is perfect. Absolutely perfect. LOOK AT IT. (Ok, I’m done girl crushing nao) This is from a really hot scene which you can see here.
bottom-derek-archive: Derek is sick and tired of people constantly cockblocking him and Stiles. So on Saturday he shows up at “ass o’clock in the morning” (Stiles’ words, not his) at the Stilinskis’ house and informs Stiles they’re going
nightguardmod: fishbowltwo: hey woah No Offense but u guys do realise that bluespace is tagged to prevent nausea, eye strain and any other kind of discomfort that can be caused by optical illusions, not because the silly evil tumblr sjws are “triggered
lloxie:Pffft godammit XD Not but seriously, now I’m imagining if someone made a parody of the song with this meme in mind… the internet (or at least certain parts of it, including a big chunk of this website) would lose its mind in a combination
savarend: men in dresses is not a joke its is a serious issue to tackle with much arousal and also respect
But seriously, what have I really done that’s of value in any way? I really don’t see the point in wasting resources and waking up feeling like I shouldn’t be here anymore. So not being around will be like cutting loses or something.
I keep thinking about Lauren’s idea of having trans* intepretations of Faramir and Eowyn and having the need to cry because it’s not a fic yet.
Okay but seriously guys where are all the neat Shiroba x Evil!Ren arts? %D
actualmenacebuckybarnes: edcynic: spookyphernelia: if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION. if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION. if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL. And if
hardcoredisneyporn: Wanna get tortured by sexy-sounding men with sexy accents? Pop in your headhpones, BUT SERIOUSLY, ONLY IF YOu’RE OKAY WITH SCARY STUFF PEOPLE WILL WHISPER CREEPY STUFF IN YOUR EAR I HAD TO STOP IT A COUPLE TIMES
dance-like-a-tree: okay but seriously what’s with Steven’s voice in those commercials did his voice actor hit puberty I mean seriously what happened I’m almost positive that’s not actually Steven’s VA. It doesn’t really sound
Life has been kicking me around quite a bit recently so I haven’t been able to be active around here as much as I’d like, but I can say I’m super excited for next week’s episodes and I will definitely be posting about them no matter what inconvenient
lyanro:turing-tested:why does no one ever talk about being able to physically feel the last thing you copied. like youll right click a url and copy it and be able feel the weight of it like its in some kind of inventoryno but seriously i didnt realize
puff-to-tuff: Why does my hair only look good after I workout and not when I’m trying to meet cute boys?!
mpreg-isnt-an-emotion-manichu: jabberwockyx: cocorosco: rizzuwizzu: fiuefey: applejackart: Oh my god. are you serious Jon…. Always reblog This makes me laugh so hard. Beautiful. I love this man
foresterboy: deadxsushi: root-beer-riku: Anyone who says you can’t give flowers to boys clearly hasn’t tried it. Seriously, give a boy some roses, they get adorably flustered and go all red. It’s the most precious thing. Give more boys
not-so-serious-wastebasket: archiemcphee: But then sometimes what you need most is a 20-second-long animated short about a very small, outrageously cute little spider named Lucas. Lucas the fuzzy wee spooder is the work of animator Joshua Slice. Slice
deanirae:runcibility:psychicsmurf:Not but seriously though, read about the Philadelphia Parade in 1918: When the Fourth Liberty Loan Drive parade stepped off on September 28, some 200,000 people jammed Broad Street, cheering wildly as the line of marchers
vee-ayye: yourlocalweeknd: This deadass me in 30 years LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL jnbfejhngjenfjks this made my night. I wouldn’t ever let nobody smoke in my shit, but this was hilarious
eclairermonte replied to your post:The dude I was dating is fucking terrifying and…*hugs*Thanks, I appreciate it.Though, tbh I’m not too broken up over it. I wasn’t all that interested in him anyways. I was kinda hoping that I could fall in
mamaoctopus: micdotcom: For many in the deaf community, video relay services and video conferencing are essential tools of communication. But to use them, a deaf individual must have an Internet collection and lots of data — which makes Comcast’s
imanes: me when i realize that nothing is permanent and i need to stop clinging onto the idea that if i achieve this or that i am going to unlock the secret to happiness as if happiness was a fixed point in one’s life and not a multifaceted and elusive
whitegirlsaintshit: mariahraemonroe: jessehimself: How FOX News & other divisive white supremacist networks operate, in one short clip. They cut that man off quick as shit!!I’m not surprised by any means but damn!! I’M SCREEEAAAAAMMMMMM
lastlips: misscherry: beloved-rose: Teen With Epilepsy Has A Seizure When Her Service Dog Is Distracted This article is too important for me to just post a link that you probably won’t click through to read. THIS is why you DO NOT EVER pet service
i was tricked into going to a LAN party this weekend even thoughi’m not a gameri’m bad at video gamesi didn’t even bring a pcon the other hand going to a party where people actively don’t care if i just sit and read and smoke and don’t
thedatingfeminist: It is an adult’s job not to date children. I don’t care how “mature” your teenage partner is. I don’t care how “careful” you are to “not be abusive”. I don’t care how much you want this relationship. I don’t
rainingrhinestones: everydayjewels: sleepyclover: people are allowed to leave you. people are allowed to break up with you. people are allowed to love you but not want to be with you. people are allowed to not want to talk to you. people are allowed
Why I am not Watching Man In The High Castle
boldlygo-vegan: I’m sorry but if you think “it’s impossible to make a joke nowadays without offending someone” then you were never funny in the first place. It’s really not that hard to be a little creative and come up with a joke that doesn’t
sadgaywerewolf: You know, when I was a kid in fandom and I saw a popular ship of, say, a 16 year old and a 25 year old, I was like “of course there’s nothing wrong with this! Age is just a number! Besides, it’s only 9 years!!!” But now that
carlyraejetfuel: chonceinalifetime: 4rkham-asylum: chonceinalifetime: not voting for hillary clinton is a vote for donald trump But also THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO CHOICES IN THIS ELECTION pls people, I know it seems unlikely, but if everyone who didn’t
When a porn gif has a watermark, but the OP is not the aforementioned watermarked tumblr.
So I keep seeing posts from users saying they’re always asked why they “like” so much stuff, and respond “so I can go back and reblog it later” …I wonder if I’m the only one that likes stuff so that the number
rememberthstars: thekawaiiangel: awkwardsituationist: “world of averages” - composite images culled from thousands of individual portraits resulting in symmetrical average faces. this was too cool not to reblog Why is there no Scottish or Irish?
I just want to say that if rumors are true on what the iPhone 6 is going to look like, I think it’s a really stupid move on Apple’s part. I don’t know why but I’m actually getting quite pissed about it. Not an Apple person even
zerotation: “Why would the murder break ever end?” “Apparently it doesn’t make for good footage” lots of ryan lately. not sure if I should apologise to mr haywood or not but seriously, sorry kerry for having ryan beat the shit
solitair-e:betaruga: z-raid: fucktonofanatomyreferences: A glorious fuck-ton of perspective angle references (per request). [From various sources.] Sources: Perspectives Tutorial by DerSketchie TUTO - male reference pose by the-evil-legacy tuto
sometimes i feel like being on tumblr magnifies my sadness or depressing thoughts i may have. it’s almost the norm in a way…but i’m not saying that feeling this way is wrong or that my feelings are any less real…but it’s
eartheld: madamwitch: eartheld: peacesignsandgoodvibes: destinydiamante:Me picking my ugly garden:) Not but seriously I never post pictures from this angle because my profile is my biggest insecurity and it’s sooo incredibly easy to highlight the
I’ve always wanted to!! I loved plays when I was in school and acted out whole skits when I was a kid, loove acting out things but I’m not that good and very shy :((
skyecourt: the-bodhi-tree: OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY OR NOT BUT SERIOUSLY HAAHAHHAHA HAHA cute
Seriously
batcii: psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw
chiicharron: a stupid thing and a doodle i forgot to include in the last post but seriously one of my first memories of rwby is this thing and its been popping up whenever i googled penny and tbh i want a source for it, and i thought everyone knew about
Seriously, guys, calling the ship EskaBo is not only stupid and racist but also breaks the unspoken rules of ship name construction, okay? The ship’s name is generally formed by the first syllable(s) of Person A’s name and the last syllable(s)
… You are *most likely* not qualified to attempt to diagnose me. Even if you were, are you really going to say I may have x mental illness solely because of a text post I made on Tumblr? You might be trying to help… But I have serious issues