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pomer-granite: so i found this undertale on crack thing on wattpad and i decided to turn it into a comic but i dont know if this was made before smh
rasec-wizzlbang: tofixtheshadows: Me treating the Metropolitan Museum of Art with the solemnity it’s due. thats not an 8 packhis whole body is abs
Me: bruh I feel like garbage in the way that only looking at monsterd can help at allMe, searching “monster” on tumblr: okay I mean I don’t understand why you would tag your porn with “monster” but can you just like chill a bit?
holmesboi: brithwyr: marsixm: im really passionate about everything being gay But why? Being gay isn’t cool or trendy, it’s just a thing. It happens. Let’s get over it. being gay is so cool. reblog if you’re cool and gay
i-am-superjohnlocked: mrsmarymorstan: pudus: was it really necessary for me to be born Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them! that is the most uplifting thing
Everyone can say "I love you" but not everyone really mean it. So, believe it when you feel it, not when you hear it.
asian: asian: I watched the Shia labeouf’s motivational video last night and felt really inspired. So I went out and bought a Costco bear that I’ve always wanted Don’t let dreams be dreams. Update: I no longer have a bed but I have a sweet ass
greed:but wait, there’s more.nope, not done yet. hold on… almost doneoh trust me, I can go on. Yeah, Nicki Minaj seems like a terrible role model to me. But really, Nicki Minaj isn’t here to mother your children. She’s confident in who she
everthekinkier: privaterecon: I know he’s not in her mouth, its not sexual really, but to my mind this image just portrays the best of masculinity and femininity, his strength and her nurturing. Both are the safe harbor for the other. Beautiful.
eliosu: Little faun and the hunter 1 2 3 (now with fake subtitle) Hey guys, I’m new to this fawnlock AU, but really into it right now! I have a story in my head but I can’t write it down, ‘cause I’m not good with words and mainly English
funeralhome420: i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im
The thing about Paris is that it has a reputation for being a romantic city and whatnot but in reality it is really not like that at all. Well..in the cliché senses, yeah. There are people making out everywhere, couples on motorcycles, men with accordions
jedi-ninja-master: cumber-cookie-batch: dapperangelfish: shannatsue: reblogin because yes I couldn’t not reblog this not sure if attractive or just really creepy?? spock looks oh so uncomfortable…
comradekatie: “I may not have been sure about what really did interest me, but I was absolutely sure about what didn’t.” -Albert Camus (The Stranger)
i-am-superjohnlocked:mrsmarymorstan:pudus: was it really necessary for me to be born Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them! that is the most uplifting thing i’ve
do I straighten my hair which would be good for like 2 days but also might mess up my curl pattern??? - things that keep me up at night
i-am-superjohnlocked:mrsmarymorstan: pudus: was it really necessary for me to be born Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them! that is the most uplifting thing
so can any of you Jack’s Mannequin / Andrew fans believe that i haven’t listened to ANY of the new songs from People & Things besides My Racing Thoughts…?!?! it’s weird, i’m not even tempted anymore (x but really, not
greed: but wait, there’s more.nope, not done yet. hold on… almost doneoh trust me, I can go on. Yeah, Nicki Minaj seems like a terrible role model to me. But really, Nicki Minaj isn’t here to mother your children. She’s confident in who she
ms-revived-frogs:notallmeninists:exclusionaryhomosexual: asstasticshitastic: itsfine2009: No offense but why is it that makeup culture is so evil and we all currently live in hell i hate makeup imagine how much they really hate actual unfeminine
fuckyeahwomenfilmdirectors: Language Lessons dir. Natalie Morales (2021) NOT EVEN 20 MINUTES IN AND I HAD TO PAUSE THIS BECAUSE I SCREAMED“WHAT THE FUCK?” SO LOUDLY THAT THE NEIGHBOURS CAME OVER.
hella-bogus: I had a really bad day at work but knowing that he’s here to fall asleep first and snore into my ear all night makes things not do bad. u gaiz
tonight darfin was like “im not open or good with feelings but I do need you more than you’ll ever know” and thats the sweetest thing he has ever said
last night darfin surprised me and took me out for a date (saw zootopia wee) and it was really cute and he was so lovey and I felt bad because I was so tired and not peppy, but he was all playful and touch-y and just super duper into me and he asked how
ropes and bondage look really nice but I get scared and panic just when I get stuck in my sweater
when d.va is the cutest but you play best as mercy
it also hurts me when really popular artists in the fandom still draw and make comics about Nepeta like a weak little girl, not being taken seriously and needing Equius to back her up with every little issue she has or needing Equius to shoo away people
idk sometimes i feel really bad / guilty for complaining about it, cause its not my choice, they can do whatever they want with it and we can either enjoy it or not but im just glad a lot of you guys feel the same way, makes me feel a little less bad
pugletto: Raise of hands how many artists here are actually really tired of people going, “I’m not a fan of x character/ship/show/ but this art is cool” consistently popping up in your feed after you upload your work because it actually sort of
good morning friends im actually not really feeling too good today, im in some pain in my bones on my right side and it hurts when i breathe in, been hurting since yesterday but it hasn’t gone away bleh, its uncomfortable to lay down so here i
So I work really hard at commissions to earn money so I can get things I need or want and not have to worry about my dad getting on my case and being like “you can’t get this or that cause i can’t /won’t pay for it”, i’ve also taken on the
pixl8ing:when “just the tip” becomes “i really need to use you” becomes “i’m sorry, it’s not my fault when you look like that” becomes “hold still for me, i’ll be gentle” becomes “shut up and take it, this is what you’re made
egkardios: the-descolada: jalceperalta: ok ok listen i know a lot of people have been bringing up the fact that they dont like brooklyn nine nine because they feel like it’s a “pro-cop show” and it’s “idolizing a gross system” but like??
All my blog is now is Midnight Cinderella trash with a few bits and things of weird shit scattered inbetween and I’m kind of sorry but I’m also really not because tHIS IS MY LIFE NOW #NORAGRETS
buttpee: I believe that the first test of a great man is his humility. I don’t mean by humility, doubt of his power. But really great men have a curious feeling that the greatness is not of them, but through them. And they see something divine in every
pinene:sorry but I am not subscribing to our society’s disgusting obsession with youth. when I turn 30 I’m going to be really happy and throw a party and be elated at how much I will have grown by then, the same way I did when I turned 10
Commission for Ariza of her OC Ariza. I really like this character(even the stuff not shown lol). This is the tamest commission I’ve ever done but it was still fun to do. 1 more commission to finish on my list! Would have posted this yesterday
mateocalamity: jack-aka-randomboobguy: Can’t wait to see Cena as the Undisputed WWE Champion… Ugh I am not with that…but yea prolly will happen…hopefully they push all this undisputed champ stuff to mania tho B-but RTIME=NOW. I’m
I think that chastity, at least for me, is really gender affirming. More or less completely taking away my ability to get hard, and takes away all sensitivity, making my arousal more or less internal. Idk about other trans gals, but that kinda gives
ask-crystal-gems: baixinha-br: This episódio will be intense ! Really intense episódio!
kendosoldier reblogged your post: first the Karezi, now this my OTPs everyone but… This ship won’t sink as long as…Page of Hope is here. heh yess but really, I think it’s not over just yet! ;u;
anyway I’m p sure others have noticed too but Karkat and Terezi don’t even have one single chat together planned (yet?) and that’s like??almost as if the plot doesn’t want them to interact anymore or even to be friends, that’s strange to say
Commissions Anyone? (Not really Pearlapis... But it could be!)
