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sinbadism:just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.no… it’s not… “square” was black slang for uncool in like the 70s… why do yall keep making up fake etymologies 4
just-shower-thoughts:Sometimes I zone out so much while driving that when I drive through an intersection, I question whether or not the light was green or not. I do this all the time lmao
lovemysexymom: Samantha looked at herself in the mirror, but not the way she usually did. Although her Son did not know, She knew he had been sneaking peeks while she showered, bathed or peed.Now she looked at herself in the mirror and thought, her over
sunnyddlgblog: mr-prism: atomskdluffy: laterovaries: artxauroraxart: celestialheartmage: officialkeikoandgilly: best-of-memes: Rich people showers reblogging for that gif i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself Not gonna not reblog this….
mojave-red: foxyamazingoperates: mojave-red: 40mg: If you think about it in the shower, you’re not over it I’m apparently not over the burning of the library at Alexandria Is anyone truly over it? They shouldn’t be
just-shower-thoughts: When I was young I was told not to get in a strangers car and not to meet ppl from the internet. Now I use the internet to summon a stranger and then get in their car.
sunnyddlgblog: mr-prism: atomskdluffy: laterovaries: artxauroraxart: celestialheartmage: officialkeikoandgilly: best-of-memes: Rich people showers reblogging for that gif i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself Not gonna not reblog
fruitsgarden: just-shower-thoughts: What do the people who stop the microwave at 0:01 do with all their spare time? i do not want to be beeped at!! it is loud and obnoxious and i will not take orders from a microwave!!
zemmer: more benefits to being a cat loved at any weight its not weird if you’re awake in the middle of the night people believe you when you say the gender of a cat no matter what it looks like no one judges you for not showering or leaving the house
suicidal-elegance: punktramp: depression symptoms that need to be brought to attention, supported and not demonized: not showering/bathing for days or even weeks. (this has nothing to do with laziness - a main symptom of depression is being unable to
just-shower-thoughts: If towns like Shitterton, England, or Fucking, Austria, sold replicas of their signs in a tourist center, they’d not only have to not worry about theft of signage, but they’d also likely end up with a decent amount of profit.
just-shower-thoughts: Having children is like taking care of someone who’s taken way too many shrooms, while I myself have taken a moderate amount of shrooms. I’m not confident in any of my decisions, but I know you should definitely not be eating
fang107: pelicancity: cupcakes-are-problematic: slagartehfox: red-dirt-roads: jeysiec: just-shower-thoughts: Confidence is not “she will like me”. Confidence is “I’ll be fine whether she likes me or not” This would mean you should avoid
just-shower-thoughts: In Moana the chicken has to be told not to eat rocks. Also in Moana…. The Rock has to be told not to eat the chicken.
raunchysub: dirtygentledom: I like an ass that is generally not just sweaty after a workout and not just shitty after a dump. It’s a little bit of both because it hasn’t seen a shower in at least a day, maybe even several days or more. That kind
pudge-alicious: 40mg: If you think about it in the shower, you’re not over it im not over like a good 50% of my life lmao
“I’m not a confident swimmer — I can just about put my head under the shower without not holding my breath!”
morris-less: teamwefuckedup: astargatelover: teamwefuckedup: roaringstream: just-shower-thoughts: Telling someone ‘You are shit’ and ‘You ain’t shit’ are both insults. But “You are not shit” is a reassurance And “you are not
lapizzalazulii: fruitsgarden: just-shower-thoughts: What do the people who stop the microwave at 0:01 do with all their spare time? i do not want to be beeped at!! it is loud and obnoxious and i will not take orders from a microwave!! i usually dont
just-shower-thoughts: As an introvert it is easier to not speak to your family than to not speak to strangers. Your family knows you don’t want to talk and will let you out of conversations without worry, strangers won’t and that’s a scary thing
solly-and-us:“When I am showering, I do not care about the rest. Please do not disturb me mum.”Via my Instagram
dreaminteriorzau: 🌴 Most people dream of having a pool especially during the summer time but not everyone can afford one. Pools are also very high maintenance so why not invest in an outdoor shower to keep cool in the summer yet still be able to
sinbadism: just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.no… it’s not… “square” was black slang for uncool in like the 70s… why do yall keep making up fake etymologies
ashley-katchadorian-just: feathersmcstrange: polished-trophy-pretty-whore: stuckwithharrypottertilltheend: sneadly: WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT
: Yes, your friend can join in Close your eyes Shower Know my name 4 was a lie. I don’t care! Make sure you’re not related to me Make sure you’re not related to someone in the band! I don’t care about 6 or 7 Use a lite tongue Don’t go in like
just-shower-thoughts: I was not dead before I was born. Therefore (paraphrasing ) I do not believe in death. I simply go somewhere else again. It is a law of physics energy can neither be created nor destroyed.
albaaniangirl: just-shower-thoughts: The problem is not people being uneducated; The problem is that they are educated just enough to believe what they’ve been taught. And not educated enough to question what they’ve been taught This👆🏻
just-shower-thoughts: In Moana the chicken has to be told not to eat rocks. Also in Moana…. The Rock has to be told not to eat the chicken. 😂😂😂😂
just-shower-thoughts: When I sit on the couch all weekend, I’m mad at myself for not doing anything productive. But when I run around crazy all weekend doing things, I’m mad at myself for not relaxing.
just-shower-thoughts: We’re not actually afraid of BEING alone when we’re at home or in the woods by ourselves.. We’re afraid we’re NOT alone.
just-shower-thoughts: My parents were always telling me not to talk to strangers online, and yet here I am, talking to strangers amongst 30 million other strangers whose parents told them not to talk to strangers online.
woman-believe-in-love: True love has no reference. It thinks not of the yesterdays, it thinks not of the tomorrows. True love is a spontaneous welling up of joy in you, and the sharing of it, and the showering of it – for no other reason, for no
berlin-sunset: notdbd: Video. Not my gym, not similar to my gym. I’ve never seen this layout, especially with the tiny “drying off” area. It does appear to be an open shower room, though, which I like, as it promotes showertime conversations and
mywifeandhim: The bull really filled my wife’s ass. He usually does not like that she pushes his cum out but since he is in the shower she decided to show me how much cum he had for her today. And she does not mind pushing it out because she knows
just-shower-thoughts: Washing your hands after you pee and not before is like saying “It’s OK to share the world with your dick, but it’s not ok to share your dick with the world.”
mstnhoney: Can not wait to get home and shower! Can….not….wait!!!
spyderqueen: not-to-worry–fan-not-stalker: just-shower-thoughts: What if your dog one day just randomly said, “Nobody is going to believe you” and then never spoke again. See, a dog wouldn’t do that.A CAT, now… Yeah, but if we told someone
mrshotblonde36candhusband: ilikeyourwife: Putting on her shoes after we showered and before we went in to the bedroom. Yes! Real Women, not airbrushed, not size 000, just beautiful REAL women. Follow our blog for more………
my hobbies include not showering and not getting out of bed
