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samuel-alexander: Did my first inverted spin, helicopter. That’ll be fun to try on a non-static pole, and when I’m not covered in sun cream… Style it out, finish with a floor flourish. I’ll get my legs parallel to the floor someday. And remember

humiliatedguyz: dudeboundjake:random heroes. when best friends duct tape and gag their friends to poles I’m not sure which one is more turned on. Probably me cuz his whiny mmpphhhs are making me twitch down there.

guy: mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

do-not-open-til-christmas: Look like you slid down the wrong Bat-Pole.

guy: mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

secretworld-observer: kellyfromthecity: The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your

jakigriot: afro-arts: Poetry in Motion Pole Fitness Studio www.poetryinmotionstudio.com // IG: poetrypole Essex, MD That’s not far from me!

secretworld-observer: kellyfromthecity: The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your

guy: mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

wearys:spaceexp: Saturn’s hexagonal storm system in it’s north pole thank u earth for not doing this

guy: mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

roddaxios replied to your post: i thought for a moment this was a really elaborate limbo pole or something, sorryOoh, another use for this display when I’m not using it for AA! …Now I can’t get the image of customers limbo-ing through

arryandgrabber: (via curiousjaysdaddy, huskymenlover) Get over here. My pitched tent waits for no man.But it’s not a tent. It’s more like a tent pole.Get the fuck over here. Does it look like I’m playing?Well…

secretworld-observer: kellyfromthecity: The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your

snowdarkred: WARNING: MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH more like, i’m not touching this fic with a ten foot pole are you fucking kidding me

snowdarkred: WARNING: MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH more like, i’m not touching this fic with a ten foot pole are you fucking kidding me

hellfirefury: Yuuri: um… Eros isn’t really me… I think I should do agape… Victor: [mental montage of yuuri pole dancing] Victor: I think the fuck not

lionbots: OKAY I KNOW THE RINGS WERE THE MAIN EVENT BUT WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW YURI CAN CANONICALLY DANCE NOT JUST BALLET, BUT CAN BREAKDANCE, BALLROOM DANCE, AND FUCKING MOST IMPORTANTLY HE CAN POLE DANCE.

extra-large-meat-poles: “Don’t fuck my pussy! Your cock is so big, my boyfriend will know I fucked someone else. Fuck my ass instead.” “Are you sure you can handle me baby?” “No, but I’m not passing this opportunity up. Hurry up and fill

blufeniix: distracted-by-unicorns: stripperina: accidentallyshipping: hiddlesbitch-cumberstoner: Proof that pole dancing is a fucking sport and anyone that tells me it’s not can suck my dick. #also it fuCKING HURTS#you see that woman holding onto

songbird2028: everybodywantstobeawhore: ❤️ I don’t usually reblog, but this is just too cool! Learning to pole dance is on my bucket list… Not likely I could do that, but hey… I can at least have fun trying!!

peacelovefairytales: skeletal-stoner: johnnyxtreason: syntheticmomma: lupusadlunam: thechangelingmedusa: Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever.

schrodingers-sweetheart: icanhassugar: rickjamesbitch: I got mad lol Don’t forget pole-dancing for funsies and then being like “eew I’m not a stripper, no, gross!” ^^^ absolutely, and I see this a lot in the yuppie gym I go to. So you’ll

hmmmverybigplatform: #ShareIG Playing around in my new monster heels 😍😍😍 I tried on @thenadia33 ’s shoes at Pole Theatre USA and have been dreaming of them ever since! Now to try not to kick things 💜

wearys:spaceexp:Saturn’s hexagonal storm system in it’s north pole thank u earth for not doing this

guy: mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

guy: mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

naughtylilcupcake: Fucking my throat…just like this….I assure you I will be dripping wet, if not cumming. carnamour: Basic training. Carnamour | Follow Us | Ask Us Who says you’ll get the freedom of gripping the pole?

mutantinflux: cdl4cdl: thebigbearcave: O my… bet you could give us a re-enforced steel pole dance! i would personally put a C in your jock with my face. psyche, but marshall is so hot and cute and burly. what’s not to love? big ♥s I simply

mutantinflux: cdl4cdl: thebigbearcave: O my… bet you could give us a re-enforced steel pole dance! i would personally put a C in your jock with my face. psyche, but marshall is so hot and cute and burly. what’s not to love? big ♥s I simply

peacelovefairytales:skeletal-stoner: johnnyxtreason: syntheticmomma: lupusadlunam: thechangelingmedusa: Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever.

::“Honey, that’s not how stripper poles work.”“Really? Feels like I’m doing it exactly right. Fuck!”

hiddlesbitch-cumberstoner: Proof that pole dancing is a fucking sport and anyone that tells me it’s not can suck my dick.

secretworld-observer: kellyfromthecity: The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your

peacelovefairytales: skeletal-stoner: johnnyxtreason: syntheticmomma: lupusadlunam: thechangelingmedusa: Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever.

Yes. I always take a flag with me when I go duck hunting. Why do you ask?No. It’s not inconvenient at all. I just put the pole in the holder on my duck blind. Well, if I take it with me when I go out to pick up the ducks I’ve shot, occasionally

songbird2028: everybodywantstobeawhore: ❤️ I don’t usually reblog, but this is just too cool! Learning to pole dance is on my bucket list… Not likely I could do that, but hey… I can at least have fun trying!!

wearys:spaceexp: Saturn’s hexagonal storm system in it’s north pole thank u earth for not doing this

hipsncurvesplus: This was for Friday 13th. Hesitant to post since tumblr has not treated me well this month. Hope you all enjoy. I’m still looking for gift cards for the stripper pole. To continue supporting my blog or for a private photo session

hiddlesbitch-cumberstoner: Proof that pole dancing is a fucking sport and anyone that tells me it’s not can suck my dick.

secretworld-observer: kellyfromthecity: The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your

Too fat for fitness? Not when you're Roz the Diva, a pole dancing queen

autistictesla: also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they’re being said to u by an annoying backseat driver “drive into that pole” thanks karen or i could not do that

hiddlesbitch-cumberstoner: Proof that pole dancing is a fucking sport and anyone that tells me it’s not can suck my dick.

jjongie-poo: Jjongie, I found him in the streets tied to a pole in an alleyway, I think he’s been abandoned. I know I said no more pets but I couldn’t just leave him there.. ——— Not even mad you broke your own rule, we’re getting a bigger

jjongie-poo: askleetaemin-ah: jjongie-poo: Jjongie, I found him in the streets tied to a pole in an alleyway, I think he’s been abandoned. I know I said no more pets but I couldn’t just leave him there.. ——— Not even mad you broke your

lvcidtears:I’m not suicidal but sometimes when I’m driving , I imagine what would happen if I swerved my car off the road into a giant pole…it makes me wonder if I’m actually getting better emotionally or if I’m just getting better at holding

wearys:spaceexp: Saturn’s hexagonal storm system in it’s north pole thank u earth for not doing this

hiddlesbitch-cumberstoner: Proof that pole dancing is a fucking sport and anyone that tells me it’s not can suck my dick.

thedarkmindedone: Suspended in mid-air, she begged me to let her down. I decided that she was not yet finished (or I wasn’t finished — the end result is the same!). I took her favorite dildo, attached it to a wooden pole, then eased her her suspended

fightblr: building-an-unstoppable-fist: secretworld-observer: kellyfromthecity: The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but

secretworld-observer: kellyfromthecity: The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your

wearys: spaceexp: Saturn’s hexagonal storm system in it’s north pole thank u earth for not doing this

entraptasboobwindow:candyredterezii:look idc if you’re not into MLP anymore or wont touch the thing with a 300 foot pole but if someone insults your favorite pony you WILL fucking defend them in a heart beat and don’t act like you wouldn’t. @chefpyro

haunt-me-x3: Me: reaches out to someone for help Me, beating myself with a pole: 🔪THIS🔪 IS 🔪NOT 🔪THEIR 🔪PROBLEM 🔪LEAVE 🔪THEM 🔪ALONE🔪 STOP 🔪DRAGGING 🔪OTHER 🔪PEOPLE 🔪DOWN 🔪WITH 🔪YOU🔪

no-this-is-ryan:I appreciate pole dancing not in the straight middle aged man way, but in the “holy shit the core strength and athleticism” way

sabrina-ts-ph: I’ve danced pole Not big like her tho —- haha

peacelovefairytales: skeletal-stoner: johnnyxtreason: syntheticmomma: lupusadlunam: thechangelingmedusa: Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever.

wearys:spaceexp:Saturn’s hexagonal storm system in it’s north pole thank u earth for not doing this

peacelovefairytales:skeletal-stoner:johnnyxtreason:syntheticmomma: lupusadlunam: thechangelingmedusa: Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why

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